Author Topic: Which version of Cajole do you wanna sex up? (Read 5764 times)

Candyflip · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:52:30 PM »

You look 10 years older with facial hair.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:54:56 PM »

You look better with the facial hair, but you have a really bulbous nose. It reminds me of Richard Nixon's.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:56:08 PM »

i'd plow your stinkerdoodle clean-shaven, but not beardy

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:57:30 PM »

A shocking look at CajoleJuice's future?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:02:19 PM »

You will alone Jihad.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:03:48 PM »

Beard option, but you gossa do some clean-up work on it.

Oblivion · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:05:02 PM »

Beard one. You seem more....rugged with it.

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:06:38 PM »

The glasses can change everything. Need more similar pictures.

abrader · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:07:07 PM »

you should grow the beard back but then get it all trimmed up into pencil thin lines like those cubans do it....

Perhaps put some wax in it to make the small sharply shaven bits all shinry and slick.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:07:55 PM »

Fuck no, abrader. A beard is no substitute for a jawline.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:09:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 22, 2007, 11:03:48 PM

Beard option, but you gossa do some clean-up work on it.

Oh, I definitely agree with that. Usually if I keep the beard, I trim it and shave it on my neck (other than that other time where I let it grow ludicrously long for fun). That pic is taken after a week of idleness and basically being totally out of it.

I was thinking about taking a pic with the glasses on and clean-shaven. I really don't like my glasses though, and I've worn contacts 100% of the time the past 4-5 years. I only was wearing glasses because I had a minor infection in my left eye and wanted the two pics to look as different as possible.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:13:46 PM »

you need a really big beard, and long hair. make it happen.

abrader · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:14:47 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 22, 2007, 11:07:55 PM

Fuck no, abrader. A beard is no substitute for a jawline.

I never said id shave my own that way

BARBERTOGE!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:15:44 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 22, 2007, 11:13:46 PM

you need a really big beard, and long hair. make it happen.

My hair gets too puffy and frizzy as it gets longer. $:-\$

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:16:44 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 22, 2007, 11:15:44 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 22, 2007, 11:13:46 PM
you need a really big beard, and long hair. make it happen.

My hair gets too puffy and frizzy as it gets longer. $:-\$

that'll match your big beard perfectly

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:18:38 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 22, 2007, 11:15:44 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 22, 2007, 11:13:46 PM
you need a really big beard, and long hair. make it happen.

My hair gets too puffy and frizzy as it gets longer. $:-\$

You need to make yourself a nice afro, mang.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:20:08 PM »

I don't think you guys are trying to help.

Plus "You will die alone" is winning.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:25:02 PM »

Get yourself some rhinoplasty and you would be a sexy, sexy man. You just need an Orlando Bloom type nose to finish things off.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:57:41 PM »

#2 can board a plane without a strip search.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:08:20 AM »

The glasses one! You're so hot with the glasses!

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:42:15 AM »

NOM NOM NOM

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:44:46 AM »

The real purpose of this thread was to present Cajole's O' face

y2kev · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2007, 02:27:59 AM »

Beard + glasses is a trendy look. It's something you'd find at the GAP.

SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LATEST NOVEL, MR. JUICE

spoiler (click to show/hide)

both

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cloudwalking · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2007, 03:04:04 AM »

glasses win automatically

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2007, 05:07:17 PM »

this thread is kinda, GAY....

spoiler (click to show/hide)

clean shaven

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Cyanista · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2007, 05:26:31 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 22, 2007, 11:25:02 PM

Get yourself some rhinoplasty and you would be a sexy, sexy man. You just need an Orlando Bloom type nose to finish things off.

This just in: do not ever take appearance advice from Ichirou.

You look better with facial hair but you really need to clean it up. Hobo is never a hot look.

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2007, 05:28:03 PM »

I'm with the glasses crowd. With the beard, it's like you have an archaeologist thing going. You could probably use some new frames, but I would stick to that general shape.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on July 23, 2007, 07:07:29 PM

With the beard and glasses you look like a laid back genuine kind of guy.
Without you look like a prick.

Well, I did make a douchebag face.

bluemax · « **Reply #29 on:** July 23, 2007, 08:07:29 PM »

If you grew the beard out more you'd kind of look like the average unwashed Indian Engineering Grad student.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:17:46 AM »

:babylawd :babylawd

:leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo :leo

pilonv1 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:22:21 AM »

:ooh

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:31:01 AM »

That old post of mine doesn't make any sense.

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:33:10 AM »

what a jerk I am—apparently I voted for "Neither"

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:34:07 AM »

Number two!!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:35:34 AM »

what the fuck

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:36:49 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 24, 2013, 12:35:34 AM

what the fuck

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:38:30 AM »

reported to FBI

Barry Egan · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:41:54 AM »

this was probably a little uncool of me to do but I am drunk. and look at that guy Cajole! he's awesome!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:44:11 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on April 24, 2013, 12:41:54 AM

this was probably a little uncool of me to do but I am drunk. and look at that guy Cajole! he's awesome!

it's ok. just kinda insane this thread is almost 6 years old.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:46:46 AM »

Yeti · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:46:50 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 24, 2013, 12:44:11 AM

Quote from: Barry Egan on April 24, 2013, 12:41:54 AM
this was probably a little uncool of me to do but I am drunk. and look at that guy Cajole! he's awesome!

it's ok. just kinda insane this thread is almost 6 years old.

Barry Egan is probably sad there is no necrophilia option. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:52:18 AM »

none of the above.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:02:43 AM »

new (shitty instagram'd ipod picture quality) cajole

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #44 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:07:36 AM »

you look hardened compared to old pics, like Die Hard 3 McClane

or just ready to blow up a major NY building

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:16:21 AM »

Your eyes

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:21:25 AM »

Well I'm a dunce and voted before seeing the date but I was going to say the top pic minus the neckbeard and glasses since you have pretty nice eyes *no homo* and I see you did that.

OMG #nohimu works too. It sounds a bit mean and daft actually but I don't know.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:24:18 AM »

in ten years

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:27:57 AM »

Where will Cajole get all of those bottles.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #49 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:35:03 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 24, 2013, 01:02:43 AM

new (shitty instagram'd ipod picture quality) cajole

(Image removed from quote.)

I live for those lashes. Admit it, you use eyeliner, don't you pretty motherfucker!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #50 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:35:35 AM »

And fwiw, I voted BEARDED.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #51 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:42:28 AM »

Isn't a beard really uncomfortable in NY during the Summer?

It gets so sticky and hot

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #52 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:47:44 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 24, 2013, 01:42:28 AM

Isn't a beard really uncomfortable in NY during the Summer?

It gets so sticky and hot

Solution: swallow.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #53 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:49:55 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #54 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:47:47 PM »

I keep the beard pretty short. And no eyeliner, I swear!

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #55 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:53:01 PM »

I know its an old thread but Cajole is a pretty handsome dude in the first pic. The second pic though makes him look like someone I want to see get their ass kicked for some reason.

Rufus · « **Reply #56 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:42:22 PM »

The expression suggests someone already did.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #57 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:59:37 PM »

He looks like someone who would visit Toronto only when you're not there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** April 24, 2013, 11:05:35 PM »

Usually one would follow up a post like that with "no homo"; otherwise people wonder.

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Author Topic: Which version of Cajole do you wanna sex up? (Read 5764 times)