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I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« on: July 23, 2007, 01:22:30 AM »
god that would be awesome.  i'm tired of ww2.  i'm tired of futuristic fps. 

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Re: I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 01:22:54 AM »
Call of Juarez would be your best bet
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 01:23:34 AM »


Was it serious?
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 01:24:39 AM »
Call of Juarez isn't half-bad and has good characters, play that

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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 01:24:50 AM »
yeah, i'd like one without any occult shit, too -- just a sort of heavily-scripted nonlinear game where you roll into a dusty town and hafta fuck some shit up to make things right.
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2007, 01:25:10 AM »
call of juar-ass has terrible stealth sequences and the most embarrassing melee combat ever
« Last Edit: July 23, 2007, 01:27:58 AM by Professor Prole »
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2007, 01:26:19 AM »
yeah, i'd like one without any occult shit, too -- just a sort of heavily-scripted nonlinear game where you roll into a dusty town and hafta fuck some shit up to make things right.
yes yes   just a bad ass let's do this ol' style fps.  no bullshit, shoot shit in towns with cowboys.

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2007, 01:28:15 AM »
Redneck Rampage is pretty good. I have no idea what it has to do with this thread, but yeah.

Timesplitters 2 has a shitty cowboy level  :-\
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Re: I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2007, 01:29:32 AM »
Red Dead Revolver isnt an FPS but is a decent western 3d action game.

Also all FPS are 'western' when you think about it... how many are from Japan LOL!

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Re: I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2007, 01:32:23 AM »
hehe  i thought about this because i was replaying red dead revolver earlier

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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2007, 01:32:56 AM »
they could work up some really good bot ai's and stick 'em in the bounty targets, and then throw in some cannon fodder henchmen types

use the r6 vegas cover system

omg
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Re: I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2007, 01:33:58 AM »
Mad Dog McCree > Outlaws
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2007, 01:35:48 AM »
Mad Dog McCree > Outlaws

Mad Dog McCree = Sunset Riders

They are both on the same level of awesomeness
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Re: I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2007, 04:30:12 AM »
Mad Dog McCree > Outlaws

real posts > posts using the ">" symbol
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2007, 04:31:42 AM »
Mad Dog McCree rules. I played that so much as a little kid.
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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2007, 04:34:21 AM »
Mad Dog McCree > Outlaws

real posts > posts using the ">" symbol

My post was real though.
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Re: I would kill for a serious Western FPS...
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2007, 05:20:17 AM »
try darkwatch :)

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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2007, 05:56:00 AM »
hehe  i thought about this because i was replaying red dead revolver earlier

Is Red Dead Revolver any good?  I considered picking it up for a while there, but kept waiting for the price to go down.
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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2007, 05:58:40 AM »
Ive played it for about an hour and it was hilarious but I was full of:  booze, BZP and weed so I wouldnt trust me on this one. As far as I could tell It was a decent 3d game in the typical Rockstar style
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2007, 06:02:12 AM »
What's BZP?
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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2007, 06:06:18 AM »
Its this fucked up drug you can buy legally as a party aid where I live. Its best to avoid it because its fucking intense shit. Itll keep you up all night and dilate you pupils, make you talk a lot and just mess you up in general. It was originally a cow tranquilizer. Ive tried crystal meth, speed and ecstasy and this shit is way more intense, but its a reallly unclean buzz which is quite difficult to mange. Thank god its getting made illegal.
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« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2007, 06:08:20 AM »
Its this fucked up drug you can buy legally as a party aid where I live. Its best to avoid it because its fucking intense shit. Itll keep you up all night and dilate you pupils, make you talk a lot and just mess you up in general. It was originally a cow tranquilizer. Ive tried crystal meth, speed and ecstasy and this shit is way more intense, but its a reallly unclean buzz which is quite difficult to mange. Thank god its getting made illegal.

Ever tried crack cocaine?
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2007, 06:21:11 AM »
nope
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2007, 06:22:25 AM »
PCP?
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2007, 06:32:21 AM »
hell naw. Look Im not a huge drug user. Ive just had times where Ive been offered shit and Ive taken it. I dont think Ive ever paid for any
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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2007, 06:42:55 AM »
HEY TRY DRINKING A BOTTLE OF ROBITUSSIN ITS GREAT AND FUN AND SEEMS TO HAVE THE SAME EFFECTS AS YOU DESCRIBED FOR BZP!

Just make sure you get a bottle with only DXM in it. If there's guasafin or whatever you'll more than likely ralph.

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« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2007, 10:40:29 AM »
god that would be awesome.  i'm tired of ww2.  i'm tired of futuristic fps. 
tfc 2 will be AWESOME
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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2007, 01:33:19 PM »
hehe  i thought about this because i was replaying red dead revolver earlier

Is Red Dead Revolver any good?  I considered picking it up for a while there, but kept waiting for the price to go down.
it's definitely worth it

god that would be awesome.  i'm tired of ww2.  i'm tired of futuristic fps. 
tfc 2 will be AWESOME
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« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2007, 05:42:59 PM »
yeah, i'd like one without any occult shit, too -- just a sort of heavily-scripted nonlinear game where you roll into a dusty town and hafta fuck some shit up to make things right.

I went to a brainstorming session once with some dudes who wanted to make a Western theme FPS like this but it quickly devolved into occult shit.

That was the only meeting I went to with them, the project was doomed from the start.
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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2007, 05:59:14 PM »
I went to a brainstorming session once with some dudes who wanted to make a Western theme FPS like this but it quickly devolved into occult shit.

That was the only meeting I went to with them, the project was doomed from the start.

It was for Dark Watch, wasn't it?

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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2007, 06:06:00 PM »
gah.  why do they always have to throw in dumb occult shit?  here's the story...

Milk Mustache McGriff and his gang have been causing trouble in the local towns and taverns.  You're the new sherriff in town.  Take that fucker and his gang out.

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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2007, 06:17:01 PM »
gah.  why do they always have to throw in dumb occult shit?  here's the story...

Milk Mustache McGriff and his gang have been causing trouble in the local towns and taverns.  You're the new sherriff in town.  Take that fucker and his gang out.

All of a sudden an evil cult worshipping satan appears. They wreak havoc on the Milk Mustache McGriff and take over the town. YOU MUST USE THE LIGHT OF GOOD AND HOLY TO DESTROY THESE EVIL OCCULT SATANISTS!

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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2007, 06:25:04 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2007, 06:51:25 PM »
I just want a Western game period.  I've always wanted to try that activision game, but I've never gotten to it.  The thing is if they made it FPS they would need to change the absic FPS formula.  I don't want run and gun, you'd run out of ammo easily in a true western sense. 

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« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2007, 07:03:28 PM »
I just want a Western game period.  I've always wanted to try that activision game, but I've never gotten to it.  The thing is if they made it FPS they would need to change the absic FPS formula.  I don't want run and gun, you'd run out of ammo easily in a true western sense. 
yeah, i'd love to just play a nice duel scenario or something.  the thought of it makes me orgasm

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« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2007, 07:20:38 PM »
I went to a brainstorming session once with some dudes who wanted to make a Western theme FPS like this but it quickly devolved into occult shit.

That was the only meeting I went to with them, the project was doomed from the start.

It was for Dark Watch, wasn't it?

Nah just a bunch of college guys wanting to make a nice tech demo for resume padding.

gah.  why do they always have to throw in dumb occult shit?  here's the story...

Milk Mustache McGriff and his gang have been causing trouble in the local towns and taverns.  You're the new sherriff in town.  Take that fucker and his gang out.

Because that's a super limited premise? How many hours of gameplay do you think you could get out of that? 2-3?
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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2007, 07:33:51 PM »
Depends how big the gang is. I think a real big band of outlaws might involve at least 6 hours of gameplay
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« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2007, 08:02:32 PM »
Well videogames are good for taking others premises and making an unlicensed scenario of it. So I would just copy and paste a few things together into a legacy storyline, then divide these up into scenarios/stages.

1. You start out as a man with good intentions but badluck.  First scenario is a shootout you wander into, you fend for your life and try to survive a time limit.  At the end, a popular and established business owner of the local town is found dead and the fingers point to you. 

2. You make a run for it, the next scenarios play out as escapes and your own personal investigation.  As you get close to finding the real killer, you're injured in a gun fight and apprehended by the local sherrif, who is basically your foil.  The good man who can wield a gun, and was lucky enough to find himself behind the protection of a badge.  Now this guy is sympathetic to your cause, but holds up the law. 

3.You're under doctor's care arrest and held up in a hotel room, where a homely nurse comes to know you.  At a certain point the nurse frees you and you run off to find the real killer. ANother escape scenario.  Next scenario is a duel, where you find the real killer, but succeeding you killed your evidence.  The nurse finds you and helps you escape with her.

4. You're out in the wilderness, with a woman who loves you and with a bullet wound.  You make your last stand, this would be an epic fight/scenario shootout in which you survive, but then a duel which you lose to the sherrif. The nurse runs away from the scene.

5. Now you play the nurse, who is pregnant with a child unknowingly.  You wander town to town, picking up the way of the outcast, having been the lover of an outlaw. You run into a couple of the blacksmith boys looking for fun, and you have to shoot them down.  You then play out a 'at gunpoint order people around' deal, to get yourself a ticket to a big city.

6. In this scenario, it is post birth, and you are working as a saloon girl. You carry a small gun in your stiletto and are working to support your son.  The law has finally come for you, after your dealings in the old town, and you have a shootout at the saloon. You survive and hop on a train.

7. FUCKING TRAIN SHOOTOUT.  A true western must have this, a stagecoach or train scenario and this is it.  You're escaping to the north and must gun down the bounty hunters after you. You survive and arrive in Alaska.

8. You're now the boy, and you know your family's legacy of being an outlaw.  You enter intot he wildnerness where noone knows you.  Here you must shoot and trap animals, and make trades with the local tribes.  Here you build reputation amongst the populace and skills for survival.

9. You run across a woman that reminds you of your mother, her husband and some of her children were slain by the local natives.  You exact revenge on her behalf in this scenario, infiltrating one of the local tribes and gunning them down.

10. You move further down the yukon river, with one tribe having a price on your head, and another tribe gifting you for slaying their enemy tribe. At this point I see the game as reaching an ending, but an open ended ending where you can continue to play, doing the survival things.

11. One of the open endings you can choose is moving to a local town and becoming sheriff and finally changing the legacy of your bloodline.

You could probably fit more scenarios in between some of the ones I listed. It's a copy of plots from old tv westerns that leads into a Jeremiah Johnson sort of deal.

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« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2007, 08:10:22 PM »
That's great and all, however there's one thing wrong with your story. The only thing a girl can do is cook, suck dick, and lay in bed while she gets boned.

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« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2007, 08:58:14 PM »
gah.  why do they always have to throw in dumb occult shit?  here's the story...

Milk Mustache McGriff and his gang have been causing trouble in the local towns and taverns.  You're the new sherriff in town.  Take that fucker and his gang out.

Because that's a super limited premise? How many hours of gameplay do you think you could get out of that? 2-3?
i'm not saying that's going to be it.  but that's the basic story.  no weird satanic, end of the world type shit going on.  just a classic, good guys vs bad guys story.

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« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2007, 02:02:22 AM »
Ive played it for about an hour and it was hilarious but I was full of:  booze, BZP and weed so I wouldnt trust me on this one. As far as I could tell It was a decent 3d game in the typical Rockstar style
Hah, I was actually on benzodiazepines for a year after I was released from the hospital for my tumor.

And yeah, I hated Red Dead Revolver.
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« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2007, 02:05:33 AM »
Ive played it for about an hour and it was hilarious but I was full of:  booze, BZP and weed so I wouldnt trust me on this one. As far as I could tell It was a decent 3d game in the typical Rockstar style
Hah, I was actually on benzodiazepines for a year after I was released from the hospital for my tumor.

You had a tumor?  :o
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« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2007, 02:12:49 AM »
You had a tumor?  :o

It was actually just his penis.

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« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2007, 03:35:08 AM »
Ive played it for about an hour and it was hilarious but I was full of:  booze, BZP and weed so I wouldnt trust me on this one. As far as I could tell It was a decent 3d game in the typical Rockstar style
Hah, I was actually on benzodiazepines for a year after I was released from the hospital for my tumor.

You had a tumor?  :o
Jotaro confirmed?

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« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2007, 08:32:38 AM »
Ive played it for about an hour and it was hilarious but I was full of:  booze, BZP and weed so I wouldnt trust me on this one. As far as I could tell It was a decent 3d game in the typical Rockstar style
Hah, I was actually on benzodiazepines for a year after I was released from the hospital for my tumor.

You had a tumor?  :o
Jotaro confirmed?
:lol Yeah, when I was in the first grade I ended up developing a tumor in my left cheek the size of a golf ball. Spent a few months in the hospital spitting out blood. On one of the exploratory surgeries they also damaged a nerve in my tongue causing pain that lasted for over a year, which is what the benzos were used to treat. The morphine was cool though.
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« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2007, 09:12:03 AM »
Were you left horribly deformed?  Pictures, please.
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« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2007, 09:20:46 AM »
Nope, I got lucky. The tooth they removed to get to the tumor did save me from having to get braces though.
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« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2007, 09:22:02 AM »
Nope, I got lucky. The tooth they removed to get to the tumor did save me from having to get braces though.

Did you get to keep the tumor? Like, in a jar?
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« Reply #48 on: July 24, 2007, 09:35:45 AM »
I wish. Do you ever wonder what they do with stuff like that? I bet somewhere there's an underground chamber filled with mountains of tumors and cancer-tainted organs.
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« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2007, 09:47:50 AM »
I wish. Do you ever wonder what they do with stuff like that? I bet somewhere there's an underground chamber filled with mountains of tumors and cancer-tainted organs.

I think they either donate that stuff for med students or they throw it away as biological waste.  The wonderland of tumors you describe cannot possibly exist...this world is not magical enough for such a fantasy to come true. :(
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