Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF

[MrAngryFace]

Just cause yer urine is clear doesn't mean you don't have to flush. All of us can still see the bubbles and smell it.

If you are too tall for the short urinal, use the stall. The top of the urinal does not "count".

You don't spill gasoline all over the ground at gas-stations when you've finished pumping gas, don't do it in the bathroom either.

You are never too busy to wash your hands. If you are late because you washed your hands, ask if it would have been ok for you not to.

[bluemax]

I've met people who honestly don't believe in washing their hands after using the restroom. I never could figure out the logic there.

[Robo]

Okay, but I have a question.  Why don't they put toilet paper next to the urinals?  I feel inconvenienced to hobble the whole way over to the stalls after I've already spent my time shitting in a urinal.  It should be common sense.

I ain't wiping my ass with paper towels and you best believe it.

[MrAngryFace]

Cause youre supposed to "dap". You know, give a few taps and jiggles. If you need more than that maybe there's problems. Unless youre trying to take dumps in the urinals...wait oh shit I read your whole post omg gross

[Robo]

I know it's gross.  They should put toilet paper over there.

[Mupepe]

the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

[Tauntaun]

the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

I'd like to upper deck ur dick, if you know what I mean. 

[Van Cruncheon]

also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there"

[Tauntaun]

also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there"

  I laugh at myself when I have a good amount of gas on the toilet.

[Robo]

the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

I'd like to upper deck ur dick, if you know what I mean. 

You want to... shit in his bladder?  That's pretty nasty.

[Tauntaun]

the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

I'd like to upper deck ur dick, if you know what I mean. 

You want to... shit in his bladder?  That's pretty nasty.

that's what that means?  gross 

[Yeti]

Also, don't answer your cell phone while taking a dump in a stall, and then proceed to have a lengthy conversation between grunts.

[FatalT]

also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there"

OH COME ON BABY YOU CAN...UUNNNGGGHH.....ERRRRRRUUUUGNNGNNGHH...YOU CAN DO IT...JUST ONE MORE...OH BABY OH GOD YEAH...OH BABY PLEASE....UNNNGGHHHHHH...JUST GET IT OUT. PLEASE GOD. PLEASE. JUST GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO...UUUuUuuuuUnNGNGHUUuuugnnghhuURRGGHHHHH YES! *flush*

[bagofeyes]

also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there"

  I laugh at myself when I have a good amount of gas on the toilet.

hehe me too. I also laugh at other people farting in other stalls.

[FatalT]

hehe me too. I also laugh at other people farting in other stalls.

Haha fart jokes.

[bagofeyes]

haha farts are funny!!!

[FatalT]

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BIG SHIT POPPIN, LIL' SHIT STOPPIN!

[Saint Cornelius]

The courtesy flush is really mad overlooked by my fellow man. You drop bombs, you dispose of them - you're not cooking a stew.

[Ichirou]

also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there"

lol, one of my co-workers makes weird noises when he's taking a crap, I can always tell when he's in the stall across from mine.

"ah....ahhhh...UGGGGHHHH...aaaah." (accompanied by several farts and "wet" noises)

Gross.

[FatalT]

lol, one of my co-workers makes weird noises when he's taking a crap, I can always tell when he's in the stall across from mine.

"ah....ahhhh...UGGGGHHHH...aaaah." (accompanied by several farts and "wet" noises)

Gross.

You know it makes you wet.

[Ichirou]

NOM NOM NOM

(that's the sound Japanese men make when they eat pooh)

[FatalT]

NOM NOM NOM

(that's the sound Japanese men make when they eat pooh)

OOOHHHH YESSSSS! UUNNNGGHHH!

[Ichirou]

UNGH ARRRGH UNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF

*PLOP*

Ahhhhhhh...

[FatalT]

*flush*

[bagofeyes]

NOM NOM NOM

(that's the sound Japanese men make when they eat pooh)

 

 :sp0rsk1

sp0rsk has poo in his mouth

[TakingBackSunday]

for fuck's sake, don't spit in the urinal while you're pissing

[FatalT]

for fuck's sake, don't spit in the urinal while you're pissing

But it makes me feel more manlier!

[Candyflip]

Okay, I grunt a lot when I take shits, I'm not going to lie. However, I also have the courtesy to not take dumps in public. For christ's sake people, if you're going to poop, do it at home. Save everyone the embarrassment.

[The Fake Shemp]

I hate people who always poop in public restrooms, as if they're marking territory.

[xnikki118x]

I hate people who always poop in public restrooms, as if they're marking territory.

People actually do that? Sick.

[Madrun Badrun]

Okay, I grunt a lot when I take shits, I'm not going to lie. However, I also have the courtesy to not take dumps in public. For christ's sake people, if you're going to poop, do it at home. Save everyone the embarrassment.

agreed, except for the grunting part; you shouldn't force it.

[The Sceneman]

I generally talk to myslef about my ex-girlfirends while I piss