Author Topic: what would you do in this situation? (Read 1460 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** July 23, 2007, 07:23:04 PM »

you're on a date with a girl, you're at the movies and she sees an ex boyfriend. she all of a sudden changes her attitude and you can tell it bothers her. and then, SHE GETS A CALL FROM HIM. she's sitting right next to you on a fucking date and talking to him about their relationship saying "i love you too. but you always tell me the same thing. blah blah blah"

totally hypothetical situation

BlackMage · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:23:36 PM »

threesome

QVT · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:25:47 PM »

cunt punch

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:29:02 PM »

Dulce Maria.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 23, 2007, 07:29:02 PM

Dulce Maria.

i'd never go on a date with that fucking bitch

FatalT · « **Reply #5 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:30:01 PM »

Bail out.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:34:03 PM »

wtf duderz, you ported this thread over to GA. Where's our timed exclusive?

FatalT · « **Reply #7 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:34:54 PM »

GA's responses are more fun. :\

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #8 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:36:03 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:34:54 PM

GA's responses are more fun. :\

I'll sex ur p0nu$

FatalT · « **Reply #9 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 23, 2007, 07:36:03 PM

I'll sex ur p0nu$

Only if you trace it first.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #10 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:37:46 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:30:01 PM

Bail out.

He shouldn't have even needed to ask.

Robo · « **Reply #11 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:44:42 PM »

First, I'd probably say, "hey, what was with the phonecall?" If she responds honestly, I might ignore it, severity of the situation depending. If she blatantly and obviously lies about it, I might respond by saying, "I think I should take you home now." When we got out to the parking lot, I might say something like, "I left something important in the trunk," crack her over the skull with a tireiron, stomp her cranium into a spongy sludge, and back over her corpse as I peel the fuck out, masturbating and laughing maniacally.

FatalT · « **Reply #12 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:45:21 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:44:42 PM

First, I'd probably say, "hey, what was with the phonecall?" If she responds honestly, I might ignore it, severity of the situation depending. If she blatantly and obviously lies about it, I might respond by saying, "I think I should take you home now." When we got out to the parking lot, I might say something like, "I left something important in the trunk," crack her over the skull with a tireiron, stomp her cranium into a spongy sludge, and back over her corpse as I peel the fuck out, masturbating and laughing maniacally.

But would you cum on your dashboard or out the window?

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:46:51 PM »

Depends on how hard I got from grinding my heels into the shattered skull remnants.

FatalT · « **Reply #14 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:47:22 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:46:51 PM

Depends on how hard I got from grinding my heels into the shattered skull remnants.

Oh baby. Talk dirty to me more!

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:47:59 PM »

NOM NOM NOM

FatalT · « **Reply #16 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:51:28 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:47:59 PM

NOM NOM NOM

unf unf unf

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** July 23, 2007, 08:19:14 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:44:42 PM

First, I'd probably say, "hey, what was with the phonecall?" If she responds honestly, I might ignore it, severity of the situation depending. If she blatantly and obviously lies about it, I might respond by saying, "I think I should take you home now." When we got out to the parking lot, I might say something like, "I left something important in the trunk," crack her over the skull with a tireiron, stomp her cranium into a spongy sludge, and back over her corpse as I peel the fuck out, masturbating and laughing maniacally.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2007, 08:45:05 PM »

id go with the cunt punch. or at least punch her somewhere.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:19:09 AM »

Cunt punch, definitely.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:46:21 AM »

Id just prep myself up to kick her face in

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:34:09 AM »

Get up and leave.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:16:08 AM »

here's the real question, did this happen to you last night? :'(

Candyflip · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:41:04 AM »

Ouch. What a bitch.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:43:12 AM »

Has "lose your foot in her twat" been mentioned? I'll go with that.

Prost · « **Reply #25 on:** July 24, 2007, 01:13:29 PM »

I'd keep thinking to myself why I was going out with such an ignorant bitch, then I'd end the date as soon as I could unless there is for sure sex involved, then I'd never call her again.

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Author Topic: what would you do in this situation? (Read 1460 times)