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BlackMage

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I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
« on: July 23, 2007, 11:20:09 PM »
What should I say to him to make him like me?
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FatalT

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Re: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 11:30:59 PM »
"I suck dick for crack."

HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 05:55:55 AM »
your daughter is kind of cute and is an exceptional dinosaur dodger, you must be very proud.

Tauntaun

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Re: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 10:19:27 AM »
Walk up to him, say hi then punch him in the balls as hard as you can and say, "that's the pain I wake up with everyday you bastard!" :punch
:)