Author Topic: FatalT under fire! (Read 6213 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 24, 2007, 04:03:16 AM »

Quote from: FatalT

It was at that point where I really saw how immature a 15 year old girl can be, but damn can she work those lips. I thought she was older. It's not my fault. I don't think it is, anyways. So what if I finger banged a 15 year old? So what? The only evidence is this post. You can't prove a blow job in the court of law. She swallowed that shit. Swab her cheeks and you'll get nothing. I'm clean.

My gawd.

Beezy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:07:02 AM »

That was FatalT's most awesome post ever!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:07:30 AM »

lolz its a slippery slope

FatalT · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:08:31 AM »

Hah, yeah, well, it was fun while it lasted. I had mupepe and demi give me advice all throughout the relationship on what the hell to do. They helped me come to the conclusion to dump her.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:10:33 AM »

FatalT rules. Have my baby's.

QVT · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:12:17 AM »

Oh god how I longed to make this post on GAF:

Quote from: iamthegamer

Your prose is outstanding, good sir.

You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.

Now, of course, it is fucking lame. But I really wanted to make that post.

FatalT · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:13:21 AM »

Quote from: Groo on July 24, 2007, 04:08:47 AM

Wait, is a 15 year old giving head illegal in the US or something?

Edit: FatalT, you're a monster. Can't you just wait until she's 16 before banging her proper?

It's not that easy. I'm serious as shit when I say that I could not keep her hands off my dick. I told her no so many times but she kept going back for it so I just gave up. Now that I broke up with her she still won't leave me alone. She came to my house the other day and put a bunch of pieces of paper with my name on them all around my car. She put a piece of paper on the driver's side door saying open door and a picture of herself on the steering wheel saying, "Guess who did this?" along with balloons all in my car. This girl honestly scares the shit out of me. Now she's constantly sending me text messages saying "I love you."

This is ridiculous. I can't get rid of her. She's at my work. She's at my home when I'm asleep.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:13:26 AM »

I give great advice.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:14:50 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 04:13:21 AM

Quote from: Groo on July 24, 2007, 04:08:47 AM
Wait, is a 15 year old giving head illegal in the US or something?

Edit: FatalT, you're a monster. Can't you just wait until she's 16 before banging her proper?

It's not that easy. I'm serious as shit when I say that I could not keep her hands off my dick. I told her no so many times but she kept going back for it so I just gave up. Now that I broke up with her she still won't leave me alone. She came to my house the other day and put a bunch of pieces of paper with my name on them all around my car. She put a piece of paper on the driver's side door saying open door and a picture of herself on the steering wheel saying, "Guess who did this?" along with balloons all in my car. This girl honestly scares the shit out of me. Now she's constantly sending me text messages saying "I love you."

This is ridiculous. I can't get rid of her. She's at my work. She's at my home when I'm asleep.

Holy shit

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:16:20 AM »

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:17:58 AM »

how was the blowjob?

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:20:07 AM »

I bet she bit his dick

FatalT · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:20:41 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 24, 2007, 04:17:58 AM

how was the blowjob?

It was actually pretty amazing for a 15 year old. I'm pretty sure she's a whore. She also didn't know when to stop. After you finish off once, you should stop right? Isn't that the general idea? She did NOT stop. Ever. After I was done and feeling good again, she'd go right back at it. Is that normal?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:21:06 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 04:13:21 AM

Quote from: Groo on July 24, 2007, 04:08:47 AM
Wait, is a 15 year old giving head illegal in the US or something?

Edit: FatalT, you're a monster. Can't you just wait until she's 16 before banging her proper?

It's not that easy. I'm serious as shit when I say that I could not keep her hands off my dick. I told her no so many times but she kept going back for it so I just gave up. Now that I broke up with her she still won't leave me alone. She came to my house the other day and put a bunch of pieces of paper with my name on them all around my car. She put a piece of paper on the driver's side door saying open door and a picture of herself on the steering wheel saying, "Guess who did this?" along with balloons all in my car. This girl honestly scares the shit out of me. Now she's constantly sending me text messages saying "I love you."

This is ridiculous. I can't get rid of her. She's at my work. She's at my home when I'm asleep.

use her for sex and find someone else while this goes on. Your only 18 so it's not that bad.

just tell her you love her and it will stop the crazy; I bet she'll go anal.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:21:39 AM »

that bird really loves cock

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:21:50 AM »

You can't use her for sex dude, she's 15!

FatalT · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:23:13 AM »

She won't tell. She kept IMing me saying she was really bored so I offered to go out somewhere for a bit and walk/drive around or do something. Then I started talking to a friend and kinda shrugged her off so she went to watch a movie. Now I'm getting a text message every 15 minutes saying "I love you." Actually I just got another one saying "I LOVE YOU?" because I didn't respond to the last message. I laughed when it popped up. Dirty whore.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:24:44 AM »

you should bukkake her. teach her a lesson.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:24:58 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 24, 2007, 04:21:50 AM

You can't use her for sex dude, she's 15!

But he looks young, he could get away with it!

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:27:17 AM »

So true!

Candyflip · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:29:35 AM »

Dude, you have to post a pic.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:30:45 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 24, 2007, 04:24:44 AM

you should bukkake her. teach her a lesson.

Nah, she'd just NOM NOM NOM

FatalT · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:31:11 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 04:30:45 AM

Nah, she'd just NOM NOM NOM

OMG

xnikki118x · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:32:02 AM »

If she's 15 and you're 18, that's still legal and you're in the clear as far as that's concerned.

Of course, if I were her parents, I'd want her to stay the hell away from an 18-year-old boy, but that's just me.

Tell her you're gay. Maybe she'll lay off.

FatalT · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:34:06 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 24, 2007, 04:32:02 AM

If she's 15 and you're 18, that's still legal and you're in the clear as far as that's concerned.

Of course, if I were her parents, I'd want her to stay the hell away from an 18-year-old boy, but that's just me.

Tell her you're gay. Maybe she'll lay off.

Really? This is fact, now? So I can go bang her right now. If any police question me, I can just say a girl on the internet told me it was legal.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:36:04 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 04:34:06 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 24, 2007, 04:32:02 AM
If she's 15 and you're 18, that's still legal and you're in the clear as far as that's concerned.

Of course, if I were her parents, I'd want her to stay the hell away from an 18-year-old boy, but that's just me.

Tell her you're gay. Maybe she'll lay off.

Really? This is fact, now? So I can go bang her right now. If any police question me, I can just say a girl on the internet told me it was legal.

what state are you in? I think the laws differ state to state. just look it up on google.

FatalT · « **Reply #26 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:39:13 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 24, 2007, 04:36:04 AM

what state are you in? I think the laws differ state to state. just look it up on google.

My state is pretty much pedo heaven.

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

Age of consent is 14 for females and 16 for males. Screw that, I'm finding me a 14 year old freshman now.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #27 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:39:54 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 04:34:06 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 24, 2007, 04:32:02 AM
If she's 15 and you're 18, that's still legal and you're in the clear as far as that's concerned.

Of course, if I were her parents, I'd want her to stay the hell away from an 18-year-old boy, but that's just me.

Tell her you're gay. Maybe she'll lay off.

Really? This is fact, now? So I can go bang her right now. If any police question me, I can just say a girl on the internet told me it was legal.

do it!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:40:31 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 04:39:13 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 24, 2007, 04:36:04 AM
what state are you in? I think the laws differ state to state. just look it up on google.

My state is pretty much pedo heaven.

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

Age of consent is 14 for females and 16 for males. Screw that, I'm finding me a 14 year old freshman now.

Keep the 15er while you scout out for the 14 year olds!

FatalT · « **Reply #29 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:44:26 AM »

Heh, PD is a son of a bitch. He posted my picture in the thread.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #30 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:54:15 AM »

Wow dude.

Even I won't go after anyone if I even SUSPECT they are under 18

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:56:34 AM »

why is pd posting there and not here?

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:04:47 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 24, 2007, 04:54:15 AM

Wow dude.

Even I won't go after anyone if I even SUSPECT they are under 18

He thought she was older.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #33 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:05:57 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 05:04:47 AM

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 24, 2007, 04:54:15 AM
Wow dude.

Even I won't go after anyone if I even SUSPECT they are under 18
He thought she was older.

Eh, it's too late here to use reading comprehension.

FatalT · « **Reply #34 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:06:12 AM »

Look at what PD hath wrought.

Good lord. That's hilarious and awful at the same time.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #35 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:10:51 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:32:52 AM »

pedofatalT

bud · « **Reply #37 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:35:28 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:49:08 AM »

FatalT
I thought she was older
I thought she was older...

make it happen willco

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #39 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:50:41 AM »

Ah the trials of youth...

"this chick own't stay off my dick"

Whaaaa

bud · « **Reply #40 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:29:56 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7161840&postcount=184

Quote

LOL.. I think I know you and i'm not even joking. Do you work at Footlocker?

holy shit if this is true

Candyflip · « **Reply #41 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:40:19 AM »

Quote from: bud on July 24, 2007, 11:29:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7161840&postcount=184

Quote
LOL.. I think I know you and i'm not even joking. Do you work at Footlocker?

holy shit if this is true

I wish it were. That would make this the most legendary 2 weeks of the OT in a long time.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:46:26 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 24, 2007, 11:43:51 AM

erm - not sure if anyone has mentioned this but the average cum count for a guy is around 3.7 a time.

what's a "cum count"?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #43 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:09:27 PM »

I think he means Sperm count.

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:11:16 PM »

junpei can you exploain why tvc put that pic of luna from harry potter with the nom nom noms under your name? do you have a thing for luna?

she has great tits in that pic and i want more

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 24, 2007, 12:11:16 PM

junpei can you exploain why tvc put that pic of luna from harry potter with the nom nom noms under your name? do you have a thing for luna?

she has great tits in that pic and i want more

you should see a doctor

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:34:49 PM »

Quote from: bud on July 24, 2007, 11:29:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7161840&postcount=184

Quote
LOL.. I think I know you and i'm not even joking. Do you work at Footlocker?

holy shit if this is true

he doesn't work at footlocker

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #47 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:51:09 PM »

I am 22 and I would fuck 16 year olds, which is the age of consent here. I don't go out of my way to seek them, but if they are at a party and I am talking to them, I won't bail out if I find out they are young. I don't get why so many guys are such prudes nowadays about it. If this was the 70s, the guys who are against having sex with 16-17 year- olds would be called fegs.

FatalT · « **Reply #48 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:58:29 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 24, 2007, 04:51:09 PM

I am 22 and I would fuck 16 year olds, which is the age of consent here. I don't go out of my way to seek them, but if they are at a party and I am talking to them, I won't bail out if I find out they are young. I don't get why so many guys are such prudes nowadays about it. If this was the 70s, the guys who are against having sex with 16-17 year- olds would be called fegs.

I could still get with the girl, however it doesn't change the fact that she's nuts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:00:00 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 04:58:29 PM

Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 24, 2007, 04:51:09 PM
I am 22 and I would fuck 16 year olds, which is the age of consent here. I don't go out of my way to seek them, but if they are at a party and I am talking to them, I won't bail out if I find out they are young. I don't get why so many guys are such prudes nowadays about it. If this was the 70s, the guys who are against having sex with 16-17 year- olds would be called fegs.

I could still get with the girl, however it doesn't change the fact that she's nuts.

she just needs periodic pounding; you could stop the crazy!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #50 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:00:31 PM »

Is it wrong that I want to experience being with a mentally imbalanced girl?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #51 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:01:28 PM »

Shouldn't you know? JUNPIE?!

FatalT · « **Reply #52 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 24, 2007, 05:00:31 PM

Is it wrong that I want to experience being with a mentally imbalanced girl?

Depends on how imbalanced you mean.

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 24, 2007, 05:00:00 PM

she just needs periodic pounding; you could stop the crazy!

I'll get advice from mupepe and demi on that one, heh.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 24, 2007, 05:00:31 PM

Is it wrong that I want to experience being with a mentally imbalanced girl?

Not at all.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:04:12 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 24, 2007, 05:00:31 PM

Is it wrong that I want to experience being with a mentally imbalanced girl?

it's ok, tracing doesn't get girls pregnant!

Christopher · « **Reply #55 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:32:21 PM »

oh shit lol he aint no little boy like in his pics, tsc tsc

Bloodwake · « **Reply #56 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:39:30 PM »

I withdraw my earlier statement. I almost asked out a girl that ended up being 17.

I still might ask her out and wait.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #57 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:17:02 PM »

Crazy girls are fun, just don't invest your HEART in them

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:19:31 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on July 24, 2007, 05:32:21 PM

oh shit lol he aint no little boy like in his pics, tsc tsc

With how young FatalT looks, and the tendency of girls to date older, I think the chick might actually be the pedo in this case.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #59 on:** July 24, 2007, 08:38:50 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 24, 2007, 04:51:09 PM

I am 22 and I would fuck 16 year olds, which is the age of consent here. I don't go out of my way to seek them, but if they are at a party and I am talking to them, I won't bail out if I find out they are young. I don't get why so many guys are such prudes nowadays about it. If this was the 70s, the guys who are against having sex with 16-17 year- olds would be called fegs.

You do have a point there. Jimmy Page had a 14 year old he used to fuck.

But it's too dangerous in the U.S. Or maybe just reading some story on ESPN.com scared the fuck out of me.

News:

Author Topic: FatalT under fire! (Read 6213 times)