I'm just saying the gameplay idea of jumping into a bale of hay (when it's perfect positioned below you) makes more sense than grabbing a greek statue's cock. I mean how would you expect to switch your camo to that and pose like that without being shown that you should do that?
First of all, no it doesn't. It doesn't make any sense at all. If you jump into a bale of hay from four+ stories up, you are going to die. I don't see anyone bitching about how the AI in the game didn't notice the fact a man DOVE from the highest point in town into a bale of hay, but hey, it looks cool and that's what games are supposed to do. Second, "grabbing a cock" makes perfect sense in the context of the camo system. You go into the menu and you select "statue camo" and then you go near it and probably press triangle. There you go. Makes perfect sense. Third, I just can't believe you are this hung up on the cock grabbing. It's like, jesus titty fucking christ, move on. So he grabs the "greek statue" (not entirely sure about that) in the balls.
I hope in the final version he grabs balls like nobody's business. I want there to be a gay orgy between Vamp, Snake, Otacon, Ocelot, and Raiden, and at the end they all go to the same statue and ALL grab its cock.