Yea, this is an odd question in this day and age, but I'm putting the offer out there.
We're tossing out a bunch of brand new Laserdisc players with remotes today at my job and I thought I'd make an offer to everyone on the off chance someone actually needed one.
I'm not looking to profit on this, so if you want one I'll try to find out the exact shipping costs to get this thing to you.
I'll edit this post in a minute with the model number.
edit: they're Pioneer CLD-V2600 players.