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you're in the back of bus to jesus camp, making out with tigerriot. you are fondling his mantits under his "DC Talk 2003 World Tour" t-shirt, and his Wranglers-brand jean shorts are swelling with godly desire. what's next?

cup his balls and make him call you jesus
1 (9.1%)
slip a pinky into his stinky and have him recite all of deuteronomy
1 (9.1%)
throw him over the box of bibles and pound the devil's delight out of him
3 (27.3%)
promise him an earthly feast...of your ass
4 (36.4%)
ask him to be your special chola in the lord, and then cuddle
2 (18.2%)

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Van Cruncheon

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evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« on: July 24, 2007, 06:35:40 PM »
 >:( ROMANCE IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE LORD, EVILBOREANS. VOTE AND RENDER UNTO CAESAR WHAT IS CAESAR'S, AND UNTO THE LORD WHAT IS HOT AND SEXY :punch :-*  :o
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FatalT

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2007, 06:37:11 PM »
EARTHLY FEAST! NOM NOM NOM

TVC15

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 06:37:26 PM »
I voted for 3.  Everybody knows that christians don't actually read their bibles and instead rely on what they are taught about them, so I don't see why they aren't good for anything other than nicely textured fuckstumps.
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Cyanista

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 06:38:19 PM »
EARTHLY FEAST! NOM NOM NOM

+1
That way I don't have to look at him?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 06:40:14 PM »
i am much more romantic, my liaisons under christ are clearly grounded in the teachings of the chola and the chonga
« Last Edit: July 24, 2007, 06:43:13 PM by Professor Prole »
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Cyanista

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 06:41:43 PM »
 :lol

Shaved your brows off yet and drawn them in an inch above where they go in sharpie?
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FatalT

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2007, 06:42:54 PM »
i am much more romantic, my liaisons under christ are clearly grounded in the teachings of the chola and the chonga

How about the chimichanga?



NOM NOM NOM

Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2007, 06:43:29 PM »
NOM NOM NOM indeed
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Oblivion

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2007, 06:44:13 PM »
Why tigerriot?

Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2007, 06:45:25 PM »
who else would i fuck in the back of a church bus?
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FatalT

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2007, 06:45:45 PM »
who else would i fuck in the back of a chuch bus?

Mupepe. :-*

Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2007, 06:47:47 PM »
mupepe is a dirty sinner :punch

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:shh i don't mind the 30 hosannahs and 50 hail marys he costs me nightly :-*
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TVC15

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2007, 06:53:26 PM »
mupepe is a dirty sinner :punch

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I dub you

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2007, 06:56:56 PM »
i'd totally sodomize happycat!
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FatalT

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2007, 06:57:26 PM »
i'd totally sodomize happycat!

That happiness would fade away mighty fast.

Oh and...


Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2007, 06:57:57 PM »
awwwwwwww
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TVC15

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2007, 06:59:57 PM »
i'd totally sodomize happycat!

This one is also for you

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2007, 07:00:59 PM »
my research proves the chola superior to the chonga, regardless of the latter's "chongaliciosity" (or is it "chongaliciousness")
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TVC15

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2007, 07:04:30 PM »
my research proves the chola superior to the chonga, regardless of the latter's "chongaliciosity" (or is it "chongaliciousness")

fine here

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2007, 07:05:11 PM »
CHONGA CHASA, CHASIN CHONGAS!
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TVC15

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2007, 07:05:38 PM »
Subgenius guy looks a lot happier than Hugh Laurie does.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: romancing tigerriot
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2007, 07:05:52 PM »
my research proves the chola superior to the chonga, regardless of the latter's "chongaliciosity" (or is it "chongaliciousness")

fine here

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:hyper :hyper :hyper

mmm, cholas (or is it cholae)
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