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abrader

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If a girl has a glass eye, and she takes it out and asks you to fornicate with her socket - is it a deal breaker?

bagofeyes

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 12:40:41 AM »
It's love

FatalT

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 12:41:22 AM »
Bail out.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 12:42:45 AM »
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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 12:43:36 AM »
I'm fine if she lets me call her Mad Eye Moony :-*


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xnikki118x

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 12:59:20 AM »
Okay, as a girl, any guy with a glass eye who takes it out to do anything weird...total deal breaker.
:-*

Yeti

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 01:33:55 AM »
I probably wouldn't be down with it. I think I'd be too worried about causing her brain damage.
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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2007, 01:35:37 AM »
I'd take anything at this point.

abrader

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2007, 01:48:15 AM »
Wat if you really upset her - and you ran down the stairs to leave her flat - and she throws her eye after you and it rolled all the way down the stairs after you....you hear her sobbing and look down to see the familiar eye looking up at you.....

Do you run back to square things off with her?

Or do you ignore the trance the eye has on you and leave?

abrader

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2007, 01:51:50 AM »
Okay, as a girl, any guy with a glass eye who takes it out to do anything weird...total deal breaker.

OK - so you are sitting at the bar...you are just about done with your drink and this lad comes up and says "hello".

You notice that he has one eye closed.

At the bottom of your drink you find a marble....

the guy asks what you got there, pours it out into his hand, sticks it back in the socket and then explains his brilliant ploy of dropping his eye in your beer so he would later have a way to break the ice when you yer done with yer drink.

Fuck, flee or fight?

xnikki118x

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Re: If a girl has a glass eye and _________ is it a dealbreaker?
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2007, 02:02:55 AM »
Okay, as a girl, any guy with a glass eye who takes it out to do anything weird...total deal breaker.

OK - so you are sitting at the bar...you are just about done with your drink and this lad comes up and says "hello".

You notice that he has one eye closed.

At the bottom of your drink you find a marble....

the guy asks what you got there, pours it out into his hand, sticks it back in the socket and then explains his brilliant ploy of dropping his eye in your beer so he would later have a way to break the ice when you yer done with yer drink.

Fuck, flee or fight?

FLEE!
:-*