Author Topic: Some new NSFW RULES - Yes, I am a tyrant. (Read 2562 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** July 26, 2007, 04:28:06 PM »

While not everyone here is playing it fast and loose, I have encountered more 'SURPRISE! NSFW' encounters in your every day threads. This becomes a problem for me, and I suspect a few others, even if they dont recognize it as a problem:

1.) Threads dedicated to dubious topics that may be NSFW should ALWAYS be labeled NSFW. ALWAYS. If I see this rule broken I will lock the thread.

2.) NSFW thread titles must adhere to SFW descriptions of content. NSFW label will do enough to allude to the subject matter, so get creative.

3.) NSFW threads are NOT a free ticket to violate the TOS, or push some of the unspoken rules we have around here. This is NOT Opa Age.

4.) Im pretty open minded, but if you manage to 'freak me out' with something disturbing enough, I reserve the right to lock the thread.

5.) If anyone knows how to make spoiler windows require a CLICK to open instead of a mouse-over, please contact Willco and tell him I sent you.

6.) None of this is open for debate.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:30:33 PM »

Just FYI all current threads are grandfathered cause im lazy.

Yeti · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:41:55 PM »

sounds reasonable to me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:42:24 PM »

Is this about the ass sex thread?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:44:12 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 26, 2007, 04:42:24 PM

Is this about the ass sex thread?

"I see you're interested in debit?"

"oh yeah, that's da butt."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:45:23 PM »

no, i think this was more about the porn thread from the other day and the lurid descriptions/images therein. just slap an NSFW label on that shiz, i guess.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:46:30 PM »

I missed a porn thread? Fuck.

First Princess Wayway noods*, then this?

*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm glad I missed that.

[close]

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:47:19 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 26, 2007, 04:28:06 PM

5.) If anyone knows how to make spoiler windows require a CLICK to open instead of a mouse-over, please contact Willco and tell him I sent you.

Please, for the love of god make this change. People who put pics in spoiler windows should be beaten within an inch of their life. It just doesn't work with the mouseover here.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:48:38 PM »

Im not an expert on forum software or have access to this forums software so im not sure how to do it, im hoping someone does tho.

Yeti · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:48:51 PM »

yeah, pics in spoiler windows are kind of annoying, especially if they are large enough to need horizontal scrolling.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »

I would argue that any NSFW pics should absolutely be an outside link and not inlined, whether opening spoiler windows takes a click, a mouseover, or a psychic thought

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:54:57 PM »

Give me access to the site

GilloD · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:56:17 PM »

ZOMG NAZI GERMANY GAF OPA AGE LIKE BUSH REVOLUTION.

That should do it. I like these rules.

bluemax · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:56:46 PM »

Seriously, please ban Junpei now and future ban anyone who posts NSFW shit in spoiler tags. Half the time I don't even see spoiler tags before they're already popping open. The spoiler tags on this forum are next to useless.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:00:39 PM »

awwww and I was just typing up a new thread to post all the kim possible porn I found :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:03:24 PM »

arvie, title: "NSFW: Kim Possible OMG" and then post the images AS LINKS IN SPOILER TAGS.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:16:07 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 26, 2007, 05:03:24 PM

arvie, title: "NSFW: Kim Possible OMG" and then post the images AS LINKS IN SPOILER TAGS.

I would but now I have to go mow the lawn and pack for the lake $:-\$

On my return I might spread the teenage cheerleader/spy cartoon goodness.

Glescoes · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:22:34 PM »

whatever you decide to do,

dont give demi power.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 26, 2007, 05:03:24 PM

arvie, title: "NSFW: Kim Possible OMG" and then post the images AS LINKS IN SPOILER TAGS.

That is the best goddamned example of what I want from now on. Cept the porn, I dont want that, I meant the posting style...really.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Glescoes on July 26, 2007, 05:22:34 PM

whatever you decide to do,

dont give demi power.

I am the most trustworthy person you will come across.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:27:50 PM »

funniest thing i've read all day

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:53:36 PM »

MAF, changing the spoiler stuff should be easy.

Here's the code that happens:

Code: [Select]

<fieldset class="spoiler" onMouseOver="this.lastChild.style.display = 'block';" onMouseOut="this.lastChild.style.display='none'"><legend><b>Spoiler</b> <small>(hover to show)</small></legend><div class="spoilerbody" style="display: none">I&#039;m glad I missed that.&nbsp; <img src="http://208.109.107.74/forum/Smileys/classic/lipsrsealed.gif" alt="Lips Sealed" border="0" /></div></fieldset>

You could probably change that to OnClick or whatever and have it work.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 26, 2007, 05:03:24 PM

arvie, title: "NSFW: Kim Possible OMG" and then post the images AS LINKS IN SPOILER TAGS.

I almost made vomit

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2007, 10:17:46 PM »

MAF, I've hacked together some working code to make spoilers clickable.

You want to change your spoiler code to look something like this:

Code: [Select]

		<fieldset onClick="
		if (this.lastChild.style.display=='none')
		{
			this.lastChild.style.display='block';
		}
		else
		{
			this.lastChild.style.display='none';
		}">
		<legend><b>Spoiler</b> <small>(click to show)</small></legend>
		<div class="spoilerbody" style="display: none">SPOILER TEXT GOES HERE</div></fieldset>

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #24 on:** July 26, 2007, 10:44:36 PM »

I also googled and found an SMF mod that does the same thing. In fact, their click code is pretty much exactly the same:
http://custom.simplemachines.org/mods/index.php?mod=195

Looks like it's probably the same mod you guys are currently using. Perhaps it's a newer version?

It has a few options: Hover to show, Click to show/hide, Click a button to show/hide.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2007, 12:44:41 AM »

Do that.

But don't mandate that the content has to be linked to, that's annoying.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** July 27, 2007, 12:45:25 AM »

Thanks ecro, ill try to get a hold of Willco

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** July 27, 2007, 12:48:55 AM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 27, 2007, 12:44:41 AM

Do that.

But don't mandate that the content has to be linked to, that's annoying.

Inlined stuff is downloaded to your work and computer cache even if you don't click/mouseover to reveal.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** July 27, 2007, 12:51:17 AM »

NEED to link only in spoiler for teh job security

Yeti · « **Reply #29 on:** July 27, 2007, 02:06:19 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This thread should probably be stickied.

[close]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** July 27, 2007, 02:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2007, 09:59:17 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 26, 2007, 05:03:24 PM
arvie, title: "NSFW: Kim Possible OMG" and then post the images AS LINKS IN SPOILER TAGS.

I almost made vomit

[scene opens in hospital]

kid 1: Kim Possible is so hawt *cough cough
kid 2: I know!
PD: I've seen her naked!

[scene closes]

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Author Topic: Some new NSFW RULES - Yes, I am a tyrant. (Read 2562 times)