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Himu

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I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« on: July 28, 2007, 11:25:47 PM »
I killed it. It was after my dad who was on the couch. I'm not sure if it was a recluse, but it certainly looked like one.

I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. Oh god.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2007, 11:42:44 PM »
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I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......


Was? More like IS! Try going out more often.


















lolol im sorry ive been hanging with the wrong crowd.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2007, 11:43:32 PM »
:lol :lol :lol BURN
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2007, 11:47:28 PM »
I came in this thread to make a joke but MAF did it first. Good man
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TVC15

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 12:19:04 AM »
You were really asking for that one, Himu.  You had to have been intentionally setting yourself up.  I think you get off on being SHAMED.
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Glescoes

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 12:22:41 AM »
way too easy

nice one maf
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Beezy

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 12:51:54 AM »
Even I knew that joke was coming when I read the thread title. :lol

Himu

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 01:46:54 AM »
I'm not ashamed.
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BlackMage

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2007, 02:16:05 AM »
lol yer black
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Phoenix Dark

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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2007, 04:05:41 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

Tauntaun

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2007, 04:43:49 PM »
 :lol man, I came in here to say, you killed your brother? but alas, maf has beaten me to a joke  :maf
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bluemax

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Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2007, 07:57:35 PM »
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The lights are off, but look!
There's somebody in the home.
The White Recluse is loose,
And I glow in the dark
Spiders spin their cobwebs and they run their legs across the strands,
Making tiny melodies on silken violins
I sit back and twiddle my thumbs and lightning bolts shoot from my hands
In my head, spinning out gold, multiple Rumplestiltskins.
Go Away!
I'm the White Recluse,
Heat's on high and I'm stewin' in my juice
Go Away!
But if you like, we'll go out tomorrow night
I don't need bars or cars of beautiful drunks
Don't call the cops, I'm fine, just gettin' my groove on
If I was a Negro all my friends would call me Brown Recluse
No offense intended, of course and and no offense took
I'll see you when I see you, see?
So go away, Don't bother me while I learn a new dance,
Write a new book, shit in my pants, create a new look,
so...
Go Away!
I'm the White Recluse, heat's on high and I'm stewin' in my juice
Go Away! But if you like, we'll go out tomorrow night.
Go Away!
I'm the White Recluse, heat's on high and I'm stewin' in my juice
Go Away! But if you like, we'll go out tomorrow night.
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...

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