Author Topic: Bitches: Recommend me something shitty to watch tonight (Read 1350 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 28, 2007, 11:26:46 PM »

I want to watch a terrible, but entertaining movie tonight. So, spit.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:35:00 PM »

Hot Fuzz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:36:56 PM »

Baby Boy

I dare you to go rent this movie and watch it. DARE DARE DARE. John Singleton examines issues of complacency, responsibility, and manhood in the black community to disastrous results. Tyrese provides a horrible performance as "Baby Boy", a black guy who wants to be a man but still acts like a little bitch - unwilling to take responsibility for himself.

Women smackin, gun totin, weed dippin, bicycle ridin ghetto epic

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:42:05 PM »

I doubt I could find that, PD.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:44:21 PM »

Do you have Judge Dredd?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:45:18 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:45:26 PM »

wild hogs

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:46:04 PM »

Kinky Boots

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:46:08 PM »

It's easier to find than Blue Velvet. Just go to Blockbuster

After you see this you will get a boner and want to get the movie
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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:47:14 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 28, 2007, 11:44:21 PM

Do you have Judge Dredd?

I do.

Glescoes · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:52:34 PM »

Demolition Man

its awesome

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:53:47 PM »

demolition man IS awesome

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:57:47 PM »

[youtube=425,350]ffB-wYqOCLQ[/youtube]

border · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:02:45 AM »

Have you watched all of Torchwood yet?

I recommend the pilot episode of Cavemen, the hilarious ABC sitcom based on Geico's caveman commercials. Currently available on alt.binaries.multimedia and alt.binaries.tv, and probably any number of torrent sites (if you're a n00b).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:06:07 AM »

my wife is watching the break-up :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:07:36 AM »

Did you actually watch the Cavemen pilot? Is it just awful, or is it amusingly and shamefully awful?

border · « **Reply #16 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:22:15 AM »

Nah, haven't actually watched Cavemen so I can't tell whether it's funny-awful or just awful. Apparently most of the jokes revolve around stereotypes where the cavemen are substituted for black people (like they drive around listening to loud music or rob liquor stores or something).

The DVD rip of Inland Empire went up this weekend, and most people seem to think that movie was awful. It's probably still entertaining, though perhaps not funny-awful.

I saw Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles last night and it's pretty crappy too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:24:05 AM »

Better yet you should watch this.

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9.5/10

Ever wanted to see a 14 year old boy give Kevin Bacon a blowjob? This is your movie

Cyanista · « **Reply #18 on:** July 29, 2007, 01:07:18 AM »

Equilibrium is exceedingly horrible and melodramatic yet also filled with mancandy.

Glescoes · « **Reply #19 on:** July 29, 2007, 01:13:23 AM »

^ not a bad movie

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2007, 01:19:10 AM »

Ridley Scott's Legend

that or play some more "Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology"

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:20:17 AM »

Highlander 2 - The best film Uwe Boll never directed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:22:04 AM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 29, 2007, 05:20:17 AM

Highlander 2 - The best film Uwe Boll never directed.

Get fucked. Uwe makes very entertaining movies, and even if he didn't, they'd probably still be worse than that thang.

I am watching the Bourne Identity, and it really rocks. I didn't think I could like Matt Damon in this sort of role.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2007, 02:34:21 PM »

The Bourne movies rock

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2007, 02:40:56 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 28, 2007, 11:46:04 PM

Kinky Boots

I've seen this.Tis alright.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** July 29, 2007, 02:42:54 PM »

Junpei would slob Damon's Chelsea native knob anytime

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2007, 03:07:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 29, 2007, 05:22:04 AM

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 29, 2007, 05:20:17 AM
Highlander 2 - The best film Uwe Boll never directed.

Get fucked. Uwe makes very entertaining movies, and even if he didn't, they'd probably still be worse than that thang.

I am watching the Bourne Identity, and it really rocks. I didn't think I could like Matt Damon in this sort of role.

Shouldn't have taken you this long, TVC.

BOURNE

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:23:59 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 29, 2007, 05:22:04 AM

Get fucked. Uwe makes very entertaining movies, and even if he didn't, they'd probably still be worse than that thang.

I wish to clarify my stance on Highlander 2 and Mr. Boll. I do enjoy Herr Boll's films, heck, Bloodrayne was better in every way then both Underworld movies. Highlander 2 shares the same sence of incorherent "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if this happened now? Damnit, I don't care how illogical it is." filmmaking technique as Germany's finest director has.

Virginia Madsen has public sex with a dude she saw de-age 50 years after knowing him for five minutes. And that isn't even the best part of it. Roger Ebert's review had a great line "This film has to be seen to be believed, but that may be too high a price to pay."

As trash cinema goes, its must see.

ps
sorry to bump this back to the top, but my feelings were rather strong on this matter.

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