Never doubt Drinky again!

[Smooth Groove]

EGM:
Lair: 6.0, 5.5, 5.0


Glescoes already posted the scores but special recognition must be given to Drinky for never being hoodwinked by Factor 5's dog and pony show.  As much as it pains me, I propose that all mentions of the awesome powers of the Cell Broadband Engine™ and Blu-ray™ be suspended until the PS3 gets another exclusive that is at least B level. 


  “With its stunning visuals and incredible soundtrack, Lair may well be the single most powerful experience that a man can share with his $5,000 home theatre system.” quoted by one of EB's most respected gamers.


Drinky Crow/Professor Prole

[demi]

You know he's gonna buy it anyway

[Smooth Groove]

You know he's gonna buy it anyway

So what? I'm going to buy it anyway.  If you don't count a remade like Gaiden, Lair's like the best PS3 exclusive in 6 months. 

[demi]

fegs

[Smooth Groove]

fegs

You don't like watching movies in FULL-HD?  Your bears porn will look awesome in 1080P. 

[Van Cruncheon]

me

[TVC15]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

[Himu]

Doubt drinky? Everyone knew it was going to be shit.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

yeah uh Drinky is HARDLY alone in his ability to REAL TALK

[muckson]

the only way i'm getting a ps3 in the next year is if i can manage to steal one. 

[Oblivion]

Oblivion exclusive: Heavenly Sword will also not deliver.

Remember dis people.

[y2kev]

Oblivion exclusive: Heavenly Sword will also not deliver.

Remember dis people.

Qualify said deliverance. LAIR was an obvious call. You calling 6.0, 5.5, 5.0? MAN UP, REAL TALK.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'll call 8.0, 7.0, 6.5 on Heavenly Sword.

[Oblivion]

Oblivion exclusive: Heavenly Sword will also not deliver.

Remember dis people.

Qualify said deliverance. LAIR was an obvious call. You calling 6.0, 5.5, 5.0? MAN UP, REAL TALK.

Higher than Lair, but you won't be seeing too many 9's. Expect lots of 7s and some 8s scattered about.

I mean, didn't a lot of people dislike the demo?

[y2kev]

Depends on who grabs the review, but I think you'll see 8.5, 8.0, 7.5 or so. Shane is on the review and he seems to like it (my high score), and Ryan and Kathleen at 1up did too. They probably aren't on the review (Gv staff), so it depends. If it's Parish or Mielke, I revise the last score to 4.0. If Garnett's on it (i dunno if he is...), I am calling another 8 or so.

REAL TALK

Oblivion: Yep, but a lot of people liked it too...myself included. It's kind of a pisspoor demo. It's an old build (GDC apparently) that's like less than 6 minutes long on easy mode.

[Smooth Groove]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

I`m totally buying it so i can justify some MEGA hardcore trolling!

PS3
---->
PSFree...
---->
Purchase-worthy Software Free

PSTerrible is a disaster - sell now before the big bail out folks.

Don't forget to mention the massive scale of Lair which is only possible with the power of Blu-Ray™ and the Cell™.  LMAO when I was reading Gaf's EGM thread.  Sony supporters like Altogetherandrews, who just recently listed Lair as one of those amazing PS3 exclusives that will be unparalleled by games from any other system, are now claiming that everyone should have expected Lair to be mediocre all along.  LMAO some more at Altogetherandrews and other SDF members who've since changed their Killzone avatars.  Lair's mediocrity seems to be causing even more devastation than Motorstorm. 

[y2kev]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

I`m totally buying it so i can justify some MEGA hardcore trolling!

PS3
---->
PSFree...
---->
Purchase-worthy Software Free

PSTerrible is a disaster - sell now before the big bail out folks.

Don't forget to mention the massive scale of Lair which is only possible with the power of Blu-Ray™ and the Cell™.  LMAO when I was reading Gaf's EGM thread.  Sony supporters like Altogetherandrews, who just recently listed Lair as one of those amazing PS3 exclusives that will be unparalleled by games from any other system, are now claiming that everyone should have expected Lair to be mediocre all along.  LMAO some more at Altogetherandrews and other SDF members who've since changed their Killzone avatars.  Lair's mediocrity seems to be causing even more devastation than Motorstorm. 

you're very excitable

[Smooth Groove]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

I`m totally buying it so i can justify some MEGA hardcore trolling!

PS3
---->
PSFree...
---->
Purchase-worthy Software Free

PSTerrible is a disaster - sell now before the big bail out folks.

Don't forget to mention the massive scale of Lair which is only possible with the power of Blu-Ray™ and the Cell™.  LMAO when I was reading Gaf's EGM thread.  Sony supporters like Altogetherandrews, who just recently listed Lair as one of those amazing PS3 exclusives that will be unparalleled by games from any other system, are now claiming that everyone should have expected Lair to be mediocre all along.  LMAO some more at Altogetherandrews and other SDF members who've since changed their Killzone avatars.  Lair's mediocrity seems to be causing even more devastation than Motorstorm. 

you're very excitable

Did you have to change your Killzone avatar too? 

[y2kev]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

I`m totally buying it so i can justify some MEGA hardcore trolling!

PS3
---->
PSFree...
---->
Purchase-worthy Software Free

PSTerrible is a disaster - sell now before the big bail out folks.

Don't forget to mention the massive scale of Lair which is only possible with the power of Blu-Ray™ and the Cell™.  LMAO when I was reading Gaf's EGM thread.  Sony supporters like Altogetherandrews, who just recently listed Lair as one of those amazing PS3 exclusives that will be unparalleled by games from any other system, are now claiming that everyone should have expected Lair to be mediocre all along.  LMAO some more at Altogetherandrews and other SDF members who've since changed their Killzone avatars.  Lair's mediocrity seems to be causing even more devastation than Motorstorm. 

you're very excitable

Did you have to change your Killzone avatar too? 

I changed my killzone avatar a few days after they showed it off. It was more seasonal.

I dunno, you just jumped on to Dcharlie's usual playful ragging with some unusually harsh vitriol.

[Smooth Groove]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

I`m totally buying it so i can justify some MEGA hardcore trolling!

PS3
---->
PSFree...
---->
Purchase-worthy Software Free

PSTerrible is a disaster - sell now before the big bail out folks.

Don't forget to mention the massive scale of Lair which is only possible with the power of Blu-Ray™ and the Cell™.  LMAO when I was reading Gaf's EGM thread.  Sony supporters like Altogetherandrews, who just recently listed Lair as one of those amazing PS3 exclusives that will be unparalleled by games from any other system, are now claiming that everyone should have expected Lair to be mediocre all along.  LMAO some more at Altogetherandrews and other SDF members who've since changed their Killzone avatars.  Lair's mediocrity seems to be causing even more devastation than Motorstorm. 

you're very excitable

Did you have to change your Killzone avatar too? 

I changed my killzone avatar a few days after they showed it off. It was more seasonal.

I dunno, you just jumped on to Dcharlie's usual playful ragging with some unusually harsh vitriol.

Oops, I didn't really know that you had a killzone avatar.  It was meant to be a joke, not a personal attack.  I hardly ever go to GAF so I wouldn't notice what you've been using.  I just went today 'cause I know the EGM scores would cause a major riot. 

I don't know what's so harsh about what I'm saying.  I just find it funny that people would get so hyped up about some not very obviously impressive games.  It's also hilarious how much faith people have in a system with a crippled Geforce 7 w/256 mb vram + 256 mb system ram.   You won't be consistenly disappointed if you have realistic expectations. 

[y2kev]

I'm not even going to buy this, and you know the shit I buy.

I`m totally buying it so i can justify some MEGA hardcore trolling!

PS3
---->
PSFree...
---->
Purchase-worthy Software Free

PSTerrible is a disaster - sell now before the big bail out folks.

Don't forget to mention the massive scale of Lair which is only possible with the power of Blu-Ray™ and the Cell™.  LMAO when I was reading Gaf's EGM thread.  Sony supporters like Altogetherandrews, who just recently listed Lair as one of those amazing PS3 exclusives that will be unparalleled by games from any other system, are now claiming that everyone should have expected Lair to be mediocre all along.  LMAO some more at Altogetherandrews and other SDF members who've since changed their Killzone avatars.  Lair's mediocrity seems to be causing even more devastation than Motorstorm. 

you're very excitable

Did you have to change your Killzone avatar too? 

I changed my killzone avatar a few days after they showed it off. It was more seasonal.

I dunno, you just jumped on to Dcharlie's usual playful ragging with some unusually harsh vitriol.

Oops, I didn't really know that you had a killzone avatar.  It was meant to be a joke, not a personal attack.  I hardly ever go to GAF so I wouldn't notice what you've been using.  I just went today 'cause I know the EGM scores would cause a major riot. 

I don't know what's so harsh about what I'm saying.  I just find it funny that people would get so hyped up about some not very obviously impressive games.  It's also hilarious how much faith people have in a system with a crippled Geforce 7 w/256 mb vram + 256 mb system ram.   You won't be consistenly disappointed if you have realistic expectations. 

I didn't take it as a personal attack! I had one for a week or so. It was pretty funny the way mine animated.

Uh...huh 

[Smooth Groove]

I didn't take it as a personal attack! I had one for a week or so. It was pretty funny the way mine animated.

Uh...huh 

Ok, we're cool.  Let's play Resistance!  

No Homo

[Himu]

heavenly sword is also on the list of ps3 games hyped up but won't deliver in any form.

Killzone 2 after dat

[muckson]

i fucking swear you guys are posting in evilbore code and i have yet to decipher it. 

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