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TVC15

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The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« on: July 29, 2007, 05:50:57 AM »
 :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper

Well, her titties really aren't so big, so the sentiment isn't very accurate.  That said, I'm total homo anyway so what does it matter in the first place.

The movie is like, pretty good, too.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 06:17:06 AM »
I was kind of cool on it the first time I saw it, but liked it more when I saw it again on DVD.  For some reason, I remembered the bad guy control room scenes as having super-generic dialogue and coming off as really cheesy, but it wasn't so bad.

Back in 1998, who had Matt Damon in the Future Credible Action Star pool?  Anyone?
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2007, 06:58:34 AM »
I've always rather liked Damon, he was just hung down by Afleck's suckitude and many found him guilty by association.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2007, 08:11:25 AM »
Yeah, its pretty good. I prefer the sequel though, dreaded shakey cam and all.

BTW, Potente looks twice as hot in Supremacy.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 10:18:36 AM »
The sequel's shakey cam and the bewildering fast cuts in the apartment fight scene were just like wtf
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 12:45:03 PM »
she plays a psycho armenian drug lord's daughter in the shield season 6!
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 03:39:30 PM »
Quote from: Solo on July 29, 2007, 08:11:25 AM
Yeah, its pretty good. I prefer the sequel though, dreaded shakey cam and all.

BTW, Potente looks twice as hot in Supremacy.

How much worse can the fight editing be in the sequel?  It's all Batman Begins-style fast cuts in the first one, probably to mask the inability of Damon to do follow fight choreography or something.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 03:44:40 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 29, 2007, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: Solo on July 29, 2007, 08:11:25 AM
Yeah, its pretty good. I prefer the sequel though, dreaded shakey cam and all.

BTW, Potente looks twice as hot in Supremacy.

How much worse can the fight editing be in the sequel?  It's all Batman Begins-style fast cuts in the first one, probably to mask the inability of Damon to do follow fight choreography or something.

The apartment scene in the first is about 20x more coherent than the one in the second.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2007, 03:48:19 PM »
Are we talking Willco's Male Lover Michael Bay bad?
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 03:53:26 PM »
That's a tough one. I can't remember any hand-to-hand fights in Michael Bay films to compare it to. I'll admit that the scene wasn't as horrible as I remembered when I recently watched it, but it's definitely jarring and much worse than the first. The car chase is filmed well enough, though. I noticed this time around that in one cut Greengrass must've used the same camera Cuaron used in CoM in the car chase scene, unfortunately it's only for like 2 seconds.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 04:08:03 PM »
I loved the car chase but damn if that apartment fight wasnt a mess
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 05:38:15 PM »
The Rock featured some Sean Connery ass slapping but I don't remember if it had fight scenes.
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2007, 05:43:08 PM »
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2007, 05:47:39 PM »
What does that mean?
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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2007, 05:49:21 PM »
ah heres the full dialouge Damn you wikiquote!

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Captain Darrow: Come here... come here, you little chicken shit!
[Stanley appears, holding up the chem round]
Stanley Goodspeed: You shoot me, I drop this, we're both dead!
Captain Darrow: [points his gun away] Come on, come on, don't be scared, I won't hurt you! Come on...
Stanley Goodspeed: You know how this shit works?
Captain Darrow: [draws his combat knife] You know how *this* shit works?
[the two of them dance around the lighthouse]
Captain Darrow: Come on... come on, I don't need the gun. I'll put it down, come on. Let's play! Come on...
[he drops his rifle, and tosses his knife to his other hand]
Captain Darrow: Come on...
Stanley Goodspeed: Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Uh... let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song "Rocket Man."
Captain Darrow: I don't like soft-ass shit!
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh, oh, you don't, oh... well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the rocket man!
[He ducks to the control panel, flicks up the firing panel, and hits the firing switch. Darrow screams as the rocket takes off, spearing him in the chest and sending him flying out the window]
Stanley Goodspeed: How do you like how *that* shit works?
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TVC15

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Re: The Bourne Identity: Man, do I want to put my dick between Franka Potente's tits
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2007, 05:55:08 PM »
I wasn't paying super attention as I watched, and I think I missed an explanation:  How did the slug with the bank information get inside Bourne at the beginning of the movie?
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