Author Topic: I hate my job - get me a new one! (Read 3738 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 25, 2006, 01:17:08 PM »

Free tag to anyone who gets me a new job.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:18:40 PM »

I hear TVC 15 is still hiring people to tongue wax his asshole every Friday night. Your prospects look good.

GIMME DAT TAG, SCOOTER!!!

Mondain · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:19:26 PM »

Doug's blowjob lackey

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:22:36 PM »

I'll give you 50 bucks a day if I can use your face as a toilet.

That's 350 bucks a week. That doesn't sound like much, but just consider you won't need to spend money on food.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:23:40 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:40:05 PM »

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morphix · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:42:54 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:58:05 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on September 25, 2006, 01:40:05 PM

What's your level of education?

Some college!

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What's your job experience?

5+ years of professional editing and copywriting (that's if I include paid videogame fake journalism too lol and a short stint at CBS Radio)
3+ years of graphic design, editing and layout for online and print media

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How much cock can you suck in an hour?

A LOT.

@ White Man

@ morphix

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:10:44 PM »

Willco definitely looks like a bottom to me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM »

That's because you're gay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM

That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

Diablos · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:22:07 PM »

Here's a job for you: Arrange my date with your girlfriend!

Huahahaha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:22:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

He's not moving in

Willco buddy ol pal don't get defensive. Remember, you still own me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:22:53 PM »

I'm not defensive, I'm educating!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:22:53 PM

I'm not defensive, I'm educating!

lol insecure. Penis size FTL

Diablos · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:24:56 PM »

Buy me my plane ticket, Will-e!
Make sure the hotel is romantic to some extent, that's very important.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:29:31 PM »

What does that have to do with finding me a new job, Diablos.

And quit talking about your small penis, PD.

Diablos · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:32:16 PM »

That IS a job!

I'll pay you!

$20!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2006, 03:33:32 PM »

I'll pay you cash money to take a dump on a police car.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:13:36 PM »

I'll pay you to let me rest my balls on your forehead while Johnny Nighttrain takes pictures.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:19:02 PM »

These job offers suck.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:20:02 PM »

Will do you wanna move to the bay area? If so i'll try and help ya out with something.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

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Author Topic: I hate my job - get me a new one! (Read 3738 times)

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