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The Fake Shemp

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I hate my job - get me a new one!
« on: September 25, 2006, 01:17:08 PM »
Free tag to anyone who gets me a new job.
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2006, 01:18:40 PM »
I hear TVC 15 is still hiring people to tongue wax his asshole every Friday night. Your prospects look good.


GIMME DAT TAG, SCOOTER!!! :P
BKO

Mondain

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2006, 01:19:26 PM »
Doug's blowjob lackey

TVC15

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 01:22:36 PM »
I'll give you 50 bucks a day if I can use your face as a toilet.

That's 350 bucks a week.  That doesn't sound like much, but just consider you won't need to spend money on food.
serge

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2006, 01:23:40 PM »
 :lol
BKO

Flannel Boy

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2006, 01:40:05 PM »
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morphix

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2006, 01:42:54 PM »

 ;)
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2006, 01:58:05 PM »
What's your level of education?

Some college!

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What's your job experience?

5+ years of professional editing and copywriting (that's if I include paid videogame fake journalism too lol and a short stint at CBS Radio)
3+ years of graphic design, editing and layout for online and print media

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How much cock can you suck in an hour?

A LOT.

:lol @ White Man
:lol :lol @ morphix
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2006, 03:10:44 PM »
Willco definitely looks like a bottom to me
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM »
That's because you're gay.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM »
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM »
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate
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Diablos

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2006, 03:22:07 PM »
Here's a job for you: Arrange my date with your girlfriend!

Huahahaha

Phoenix Dark

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2006, 03:22:20 PM »
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

He's not moving in :(

Willco buddy ol pal don't get defensive. Remember, you still own me.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2006, 03:22:53 PM »
I'm not defensive, I'm educating!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2006, 03:23:57 PM »
I'm not defensive, I'm educating!

lol insecure. Penis size FTL
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Diablos

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2006, 03:24:56 PM »
Buy me my plane ticket, Will-e!
Make sure the hotel is romantic to some extent, that's very important.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2006, 03:29:31 PM »
What does that have to do with finding me a new job, Diablos.

And quit talking about your small penis, PD.
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Diablos

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2006, 03:32:16 PM »
That IS a job!

I'll pay you!





























$20!

Ecrofirt

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2006, 03:33:32 PM »
I'll pay you cash money to take a dump on a police car.
8=D

Van Cruncheon

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2006, 04:13:36 PM »
I'll pay you to let me rest my balls on your forehead while Johnny Nighttrain takes pictures.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2006, 04:19:02 PM »
These job offers suck.
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G The Resurrected

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2006, 04:20:02 PM »
Will do you wanna move to the bay area? If so i'll try and help ya out with something.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2006, 04:50:44 PM »

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
BKO