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pollo

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They should rename Discovery Channel as...
« on: July 30, 2007, 09:45:05 PM »
the Dumbass Fucktards Channel.

seriously.

Watching shark week when I was in 6th and 7th grade maybe 1O or so years ago there would be no one dumb enough to get outside of a cage to get a better look at a Great White.

Now it seems like everyones got a penis as small as mine (cause it seems like theyre always trying to prove something!

Every show Ive seen so far has people WANTING to swim beside the fucking sharks like theyre fucking dolphins under the pretenses of FURTHERING OUR SCIENTIFIC UNDERSTANDING OF SHARKS

Tell me...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT pROVE.

I swear if I see another asshat swimming beside a great white and grabbing onto its fin im going to shoot something.

Respect these fucking animals brah. Theres a reason why they rule the seas.

And another thing..I LOVE how they always mention how low the actual rates of shark attacks are BUT only after theyve villified the damn thing so much!

IN HIS DOMAIN
HE RULES ALL
HES A...KILLER
HE WILL KILL WHATEVER MOVES

then when the credits are rolling...5O minutes later

we have to respect these animals because they are becoming endangered. Mexicans need to feed their families. Sharks are dying because some chinos gotta eat. Stop illegal immigration.

What the hell went on with this show!

I remember when they had those 3D glasses out for shark week. THAT WAS THE SHIT.

But now everyone and everything in this channel is so dumb.

sorry...just had to get that off my chest.

bagofeyes

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Re: They should rename Discovery Channel as...
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 09:46:54 PM »
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Glescoes

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Re: They should rename Discovery Channel as...
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 10:19:48 PM »
how small would you say it is
wha