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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Does ANYONE here feel this is a good movie?
« Reply #60 on: August 01, 2007, 11:07:37 AM »
i'd probably find GLEAMING THE POO more interesting and well-directed than TEMPLE OF DOOM
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Re: Does ANYONE here feel this is a good movie?
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2007, 11:27:49 AM »
You can always do worse. I could film a pile of my poop rolling down a hill on a skateboard for two hours and claim its a worse action movie than Temple of Doom.

If by "pile of poop" you mean a Wachowski brothers movie, then we are in complete agreement!

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Re: Does ANYONE here feel this is a good movie?
« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2007, 12:54:38 PM »
oh solo
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Does ANYONE here feel this is a good movie?
« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2007, 01:15:42 PM »
i cannot even begin to fathom how one could argue that temple of doom is better than the first matrix movie. you can prefer temple of doom, of course, because you wear a football helmet in public, but to champion it over the matrix as a better example of movie making? fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed in a theatre. the matrix is a very polished and well-conceived action movie, regardless of how many nerds irked you with their fanatical interpretations and fanfic. temple of doom is poorly-paced, poorly-written, poorly-acted shit bookended only by some great set-piece action sequences. it is fucking awful on almost every level save some of the shots, and even then, it's not enough to keep it from the toilet of action cinema. it is an uwe boll grade joke of a movie, suitable only to watch drunk and for mockery's sake.
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Re: Does ANYONE here feel this is a good movie?
« Reply #64 on: August 01, 2007, 01:18:16 PM »
Christian Bale shirtless goes a loooooooooong way towards saving a film. :D

The Machinist? Its like, the anti-demi movie :drool

Not a hot look on him at all.  BUT that movie was fucking awesome and didn't need saving.
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Re: Does ANYONE here feel this is a good movie?
« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2007, 07:05:08 PM »
i cannot even begin to fathom how one could argue that temple of doom is better than the first matrix movie. you can prefer temple of doom, of course, because you wear a football helmet in public, but to champion it over the matrix as a better example of movie making? fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed in a theatre. the matrix is a very polished and well-conceived action movie, regardless of how many nerds irked you with their fanatical interpretations and fanfic. temple of doom is poorly-paced, poorly-written, poorly-acted shit bookended only by some great set-piece action sequences. it is fucking awful on almost every level save some of the shots, and even then, it's not enough to keep it from the toilet of action cinema. it is an uwe boll grade joke of a movie, suitable only to watch drunk and for mockery's sake.

No.  The Matrix is stupid.  Temple of Doom is fun and features monkey brains, still-beating hearts being pulled out of people's chests, and MINE CARTS.
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