Author Topic: potential relationship deal-breakers (Read 5671 times)

xnikki118x · « **on:** August 01, 2007, 04:29:27 AM »

There was a thread on here a while ago where someone asked like 'if someone does x is it a deal-breaker?' It's interesting to think about. What would be an absolute deal-breaker if you're otherwise interested in a relationship with someone?

Mine:

- smoking
- STDs
- hates animals
- not a nice person

What about you? [Seriously, be nice.]

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:30:33 AM »

an ultra pungent puss

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:31:39 AM »

- They want to make English the official language of the USA

- They want to send all the mexies back across the border

- They use AOL

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:33:18 AM »

- has or had a penis.
- is smelly-fat.
- is a jerk.

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xnikki118x · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:41:12 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:31:39 AM

- They want to make English the official language of the USA

- They want to send all the mexies back across the border

- They use AOL

:santocry

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:45:21 AM »

:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

Candyflip · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:57:12 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:31:39 AM

- They want to make English the official language of the USA

??

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:57:52 AM »

Candyflip · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:57:52 AM

i.e., they want to make it illegal to speak Spanish.

Hyperbole much?

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:02:34 AM »

I was kidding.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:56:00 AM »

I got this thread off to good start then you fegs fucked it up

FatalT · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 01, 2007, 04:33:18 AM

- has or had a penis.
- is smelly-fat.
- is a jerk.

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- Lies.
- Acts like an immature cunt.
- Has dangerous psychological issues.
- Doesn't introduce you to his/her parents or friends.
- Brags about previous partners.
- Has a problem with profanity.
- Is a religious fanatic.
- Doesn't have a job or source of income.
- Spends every minute of their day trying to talk to you/be with you.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2007, 08:04:17 AM »

-Pathological liar
-Mean just for the hell of it
-Smokes
-Infidelity

tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2007, 08:35:22 AM »

-Drug usage
-Smokes
-Tattoos
-Doesn't have a good relationship with their family (this is one of the earliest signs that the girl may have serious emotional issues)
-A hobag

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:15:06 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 01, 2007, 08:35:22 AM

-Drug usage
-Smokes
-Tattoos
-Doesn't have a good relationship with their family (this is one of the earliest signs that the girl may have serious emotional issues)
-A hobag

QFT!

If a girl doesn't get along with her parents, that's usually a sign that she has trouble maintaining relationships.

bud · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:35:52 AM »

-if she has toes that are bigger than her big toe
-no/bad sense of humour
-being dumb

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:45:32 AM »

-Smoking
-Drug usage
-Extremely loud
-Jealously complex
-Conceited
-Doesn't get along with her parents/family

That's about it really. I have no right to be picky anyway; those are simply things I don't stand for. If she drinks that's fine, but when it comes to other stuff no thanks.

y2kev · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:48:57 AM »

I think I agree with STDs. That'd be kind of awkward. Maybe if both people have the same STD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:55:52 AM »

That should go without mention lol. If someone has an STD it's a pure no no. I wouldn't date someone if they had herpes

Prost · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:57:36 AM »

-abuses any substance
-isn't attractive
-no love
-careless
-divorced (at least at my age that'd be a deal breaker)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:56:08 AM »

- doesn't abuse any substance
- watches fox news religiously
- thinks transformers is a good movie
- religious
- isn't mean or snobby
- likes xenosaga
- likes the beatles

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM »

- Smoker
- Doper
- Dresses like a slut
- Cusses like a sailor
- Likes videogames as much as I do
- Lack of self-motivation
- STDs
- Racist
- Classist
- Religious
- Highly Political
- Party All Nighter
- Over 6 years older than me.
- Or 6 years younger than me.
- Dresses my cat in clothes.

tiesto · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:35:29 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM

- Likes videogames as much as I do

Kinda curious why that would be a dealbreaker? Assuming that other than obsessive game playing, she was a socially adjusted woman...

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:11:34 PM »

- isn't funny
- don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- too clingy
- too much makeup
- too much perfume
- doesn't wear clothes that compliment their physique

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:13:14 PM »

so many people here wouldn't date me IRL

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #25 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:17:13 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 10:56:08 AM

- doesn't abuse any substance

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:54:09 PM »

tiesto: moderation in all things. I believe a relationship should be a balance.

hyp · « **Reply #27 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 10:56:08 AM

- doesn't abuse any substance
- watches fox news religiously
- thinks transformers is a good movie
- religious
- isn't mean or snobby
- likes xenosaga
- likes the beatles

here's mine:

- doesn't give head
- high maintenance
- materialistic
- won't hang out with my friends
- dresses like trailer trash
- unaffectionate

Cyanista · « **Reply #28 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:15:08 PM »

- religious (I can make exceptions if you go to church twice a year to appease your dying mother)
- smokes cigarettes
- smokes crack
- poor hygiene
- sexist
- racist
- stupid
- short
- fat
- mama's boy
- rude
- spineless
- cheater

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 01, 2007, 02:15:08 PM

- religious (I can make exceptions if you go to church twice a year to appease your dying mother)
- smokes cigarettes
- smokes crack
- poor hygiene
- sexist
- racist
- stupid
- short
- fat
- mama's boy
- rude
- spineless
- cheater

fuck, i should just stop trying then.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:20:55 PM »

Damn I fucked up two things on Cy's list too. Shit!

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:53:15 PM »

fat and you smoke cigarettes?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:54:49 PM »

fuck i'm not fat dude. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:56:43 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM

- Smoker
- Doper
- Dresses like a slut
- Cusses like a sailor
- Likes videogames as much as I do
- Lack of self-motivation
- STDs
- Racist
- Classist
- Religious
- Highly Political
- Party All Nighter
- Over 6 years older than me.
- Or 6 years younger than me.
- Dresses my cat in clothes.

Damnit! We could have been great :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:56:53 PM »

i'm sorry. seriously, no insult meant. i've never seen the lower half of your body

Are you sexist?

edit: RUDE!

?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:57:43 PM »

no i'm a fucking basehead that loves his ol' time reli'jun

edit: my lower HALF?

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** August 01, 2007, 02:58:21 PM »

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #37 on:** August 01, 2007, 03:44:48 PM »

I fucked up one, maybe two

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** August 01, 2007, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 02:57:43 PM

no i'm a fucking basehead that loves his ol' time reli'jun

edit: my lower HALF?

... I'VE NEVER SEEN BELOW YOUR CHEST OK? OR I'VE NEVER PAID ATTENTION SHEESH IMMA BANG YOU

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #39 on:** August 01, 2007, 04:51:11 PM »

-dumb
-fat
-chubby
-untoned
-short
-having no arrogance/bitchiness at all
-used to be married
-lived with a boyfriend
-have kids
-married

The last two criteria actually did end a recent relationship. Lucikly, she told the truth before the copulation began.

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:43:44 PM »

MAF loves Martin Short

FatalT · « **Reply #41 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:14:12 PM »

These are great lists, everyone. I definitely agree with making sure the significant other has a good relationship with their parents. I wish I would've known about that one a month ago.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:17:03 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM

- Smoker
- Doper
- Dresses like a slut
- Cusses like a sailor
- Likes videogames as much as I do
- Lack of self-motivation
- STDs
- Racist
- Classist
- Religious
- Highly Political
- Party All Nighter
- Over 6 years older than me.
- Or 6 years younger than me.
- Dresses my cat in clothes.

Hahahaha A girl has dressed your cat in clothes, maf?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:24:25 PM »

It was the last thing she ever did

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:26:36 PM »

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE'RE THROUGH

YOU NEVER DRESS A MAN'S CAT

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #45 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:28:13 PM »

If she dressed up HER cat, would it be okay? Nudge, nudge.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #46 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:31:59 PM »

ha ha ha, oh corney

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:33:22 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #48 on:** August 01, 2007, 07:09:19 PM »

I couldn't date/marry someone who smokes.

pollo · « **Reply #49 on:** August 01, 2007, 08:59:59 PM »

inconsiderate.
unmotivated.
bitchy. i like nice girls

Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:02:49 PM »

I couldn't date a girl that's not Nikki <3 <3 <3

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #51 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:03:42 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:02:49 PM

I couldn't date a girl that's not Nikki <3 <3 <3

Why do you lie?

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:04:41 PM »

wtf? how am I lying?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #53 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:04:41 PM

wtf? how am I lying?

BlackMage · « **Reply #54 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:09:36 PM »

bad breath.
jewish.

Ichirou · « **Reply #55 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:15:51 PM »

OK, my last post was a joke so now I'll go serious.

- Wants to make English the official language of the US (I was actually serious about this one so I might as well put it in)
- Has no interest in traveling abroad or broadening her cultural horizons
- Does drugs and/or smokes
- Drinks too much
- Has no sense of humor about herself
- Parties too much
- Listens to country music, rap, or reggaeton
- Too conservative (against gay marriage, legalization of mj, pro-Bush, pro-Iraq War, that sorta thing)
- Has a lot of tattoos

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:38:16 PM »

alright, since i'm bored, i'll be serious:

BAD THINGS
- tattoos (it tells me your sense of "individuality" depends entirely on expression and thus other peoples' opinions)
- extremely religious and/or conservative
- creepy sexual fetishes (bdsm; fursuits; poop; multiple partners; necropedobestial buttsex)
- stupid and intellectually unadventuresome
- NEEDY (this is the dealbreaker of all dealbreakers)
- reads Harry Potter to the exclusion of all else

UNPLEASANT BUT CAN BE OVERLOOKED
- has a MySpace account

Ichirou · « **Reply #57 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:46:12 PM »

Oh, yeah, I should add NEEDY as well. I need time by myself, whether it's reading a book or watching a movie...solitary activities. I don't need some girl who'll be like "Well, why do you need to watch L'Avventura by yourself when we could be watching The Notebook together? ^_^"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:49:36 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 09:38:16 PM

alright, since i'm bored, i'll be serious:

BAD THINGS
- tattoos (it tells me your sense of "individuality" depends entirely on expression and thus other peoples' opinions)
- extremely religious and/or conservative
- creepy sexual fetishes (bdsm; fursuits; poop; multiple partners; necropedobestial buttsex)
- stupid and intellectually unadventuresome
- NEEDY (this is the dealbreaker of all dealbreakers)
- reads Harry Potter to the exclusion of all else

UNPLEASANT BUT CAN BE OVERLOOKED
- has a MySpace account

Prude. lol. But seriously I think you have over thought the tattoo argument; sometimes they just look nice.

Ichirou · « **Reply #59 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:59:56 PM »

Oh, also, no sluts. I don't date female Mupepes.

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Author Topic: potential relationship deal-breakers (Read 5671 times)