"drinky crow" became an adult swim show and i knew it'd be co-opted by wanna-be internet hipsters around the cyberverse, so i bailed on it. the shitty "professor prole" username is what i took when i said to maf "I WANT A NEW NICK" and he said "WELL FUCKING HURRY UP AND THINK OF ONE GETTING BORED ALREADY LOL HURRY" and i said "buh, professor something" and he said "TOO LONG!" and i said "i dunno, 'professor prole' whatever" and he said "cigarillo" and here i am