Fun fact for you food lovers:
To make the most BITCHINGLY AWESOME scrambled eggs ever, crack open the eggs, a touch of whole milk, and a fuckton of hot sauce. It might make it more of a liquid, but all it takes is just a bit mroe time to prepare. After you mix the shit together, throw in either bacon bits or cut up sausage, a little bit of crush red pepper, and then pour it all onto the frying pan. Makes the tastiest fucking eggs ever.