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BlueTsunami

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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2007, 01:06:20 AM »
Loved this movie. The final car chase scene made me want to go speeding down some back way and crash into a trailer park, awesome.

The Flashbacks were annoying though and I lol'ed at the "You really don't remember, do you?" questions being asked repeatedly by multiple people.

Fight scenes were awesome, shaky cam didn't bother me but everyone talking about it made me notice it a bit more. All in all, this is the best Bourne of the lot. I would totally pork Julia Stiles and Joan Allen.
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2007, 01:23:11 AM »
Cool movie.  I should watch the first two again though, I went into this one without seeing both since when they were released.  I'll probably like it more after that.

Oh and Julia Stiles :drool
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2007, 01:26:34 AM »
The "you really don't remember, do you" didn't get to me, but I'll admit Greengrass was definitely a bit too liberal with the flashbacks. And yea, the Desh fight was probably the awesomest part of the entire series. After it was over, the theater was dead quiet and I heard my friend's gf say, "THAT WAS AWESOME"
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2007, 01:30:16 AM »
Would YOU bring along a friend to DP Julia Stiles, Cajole?
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2007, 01:39:38 AM »
Would you DP her with me, Blue?  :hump
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2007, 01:49:23 AM »
Oh god yes, We'll have Himuro dancing in the background since shes appearently into the Afrcan Americans.
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2007, 01:50:11 AM »
so i get the mouth? ii;m gunhna starta famaly in her tonsilz
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2007, 01:52:32 AM »
Shotgun anus!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2007, 01:53:12 AM »
Just don't nut in my face. I'm going 69
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2007, 02:06:47 AM »
Rule of Thumb when it comes to butthole munching:

1) When planning to eat out the butthole, take your wifey/girlie to a place that serves up some thick steak. This is so you know she won't be taking a good defecation session for the next 10 hours or so.

2) Try to do this after she takes a shower. Unless your drunk and certain senses have been toned down.

3) Don't openly state you eat butthole to a girl you've just hooked up with. Theres nothing worse than diving in to unknown territory. You've got to survey the area before you commit to a mission.
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Re: Official "The Bourne Ultimatum" Thread
« Reply #70 on: August 06, 2007, 02:08:53 AM »
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