evilbore gaming WHAT THE FUCK: rengoku 2

[Van Cruncheon]

what the fuck! i am an undead robot stuck in robot hell represented as a random dungeon. this game is very pretty graphically, runs at a slick 60 fps, and the fighting/looting is fun, but MY GOD ITS FULL OF STARS

[Van Cruncheon]

now i know what would happen if i ever asked david bowie and frank zappa to mate and then subsequently forced their buttbaby to do nothing but play old amiga dungeon crawlers for hours while jean-michel jarre and syd mead violated all his orifices with their crack-slathered genitalia. at age 13, this kid would code RENGOKU 2: STAIRWAY TO H.E.A.V.E.N.

I JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE WHAT CONDITION MY ROBOT CONDITION WAS IN

[T234]

Is this game worth looking for, or is this Persona 3 all over again?

[Van Cruncheon]

if you have to ask RENGOKU 2 such a thing, then RENGOKU 2 is not your answer. instead RENGOKU 2 asks if you have ever masturbated to roger dean artwork; specifically, a yes album cover?

[T234]

Who the fuck is roger dean?

Don't give me a wiki link, I'm on a PSP.   

Describe what happens when ya die in rengoku, plz.

[Van Cruncheon]

you melt and fall through the floor

[Himu]

Is this game worth looking for, or is this Persona 3 all over again?

Hey T234. Do this for me, alright?

[T234]

@Mr. Erickson: AND START THE DUNGEON OVER!?!?


@Mr. dun worry be happy from Duckroll's loliriffic kingdom: I'm on a PSP with images turned off, synopsis plz.

[Van Cruncheon]

start the dungeon from the last floor minus your equipped weapons. you keep all your ELIXIR SKIN and INVENTORY

[T234]

Sounds fair.

How much is this?

Is ys any good or cheap?

[Van Cruncheon]

it cost me $14.99 (or 15800 in ELIXIR SKIN) at gamestop, new.

ys is a lame port -- load times are painful.

[T234]

I'll buy it after paying Games for Windows

[T234]

Is there a demo of this or the first?

[jiji]

oh god this sounds AWESOME

Also, 60fps? I'm game.

[Van Cruncheon]

i am not sure if it is incredibly mundane or incredibly insane. it creates conflicted feelings in me, like when tvc sends me pictures of really hot girls and i say "omg hott" and he says "SHE HAS A PENIS" :'(

[abrader]

hahah I havent played this since launch...I gotta put it back in the PSP and relive!

[Smooth Groove]

First Sylpheed, and now Rengoku?   Are you getting yourself ready for Lair?