How old is U2K

[Himu]

Because I can't imagine a grown man being this stupid:

Me and my wife dress our cats,rabbits, and ducks all the time, so that outfit is so, like AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yes, baby ducks. I'm thinking about getting 2 Koala bears also. Our APT is very big, so we have enough room.
And btw, none of animals are in cages, they roam the house like we do. Putting animals is cages is very very bad, let them be free.

ummm aren't  Koala bears endangered?  how are you going to get them as pets? 

um GOD made animals, not mankind. So i can pretty much have whatever i want. Period.

wow.  also weird that she's 40 and has been pregnant over 10 years.  and the oldest still may not know how...

Thats not weird, thats normal.

Good luck with her children

I don't care if he's a joke character or if he's just fucking around. This shit has to stop.

[bud]

2k = 2000

he's pretty old

[Madrun Badrun]

No I like the social customs U2K is destroying; I would love to live in his world, I would import an komodo dragon as a pet and dress it in a saddle and little paper mache wings.  I would ride it around and call my self the Dragon king and it would feed on all the children I have but can't remember the names of -- to save me from the embarrassment of course.  I can do this because my apartment is very big.

GOD decrees it right!   

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[demi]

U2K > Himuro

U2K is a true Sega fan

[Candyflip]

He's serious

[AdmiralViscen]

No I like the social customs U2K is destroying; I would love to live in his world, I would import an komodo dragon as a pet and dress it in a saddle and little paper mache wings.  I would ride it around and call my self the Dragon king and it would feed on all the children I have but can't remember the names of -- to save me from the embarrassment of course.  I can do this because my apartment is very big.

GOD decrees it right!   

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[$till LegendaryU2K]

 I dont understand why people keep asking dumb questions like how old i am, and i have like a million profiles about myself, just head to my myspace link and enjoy:

http://www.myspace.com/untouchable2k
Thats one link
http://www.tagworld.com/LegendaryU2K
Thats another
http://www.dailymotion.com/legendaryu2k
LIKE OMG, thats another one.

The bottom line, i could be 25 or 26, i'm not actually telling you. But if you havent notice, on the 80 or some forums which i post on, my Birthday is confusing, meaning its not the same on each forum. I do this to confused people, why?

#1 I dont celebrate holidays, hell i dont celebrate anything.
#2 I dont want anyone to know when i was born, for personal reasons.

Now on the issues with the animals, i dont see anything wrong with putting clothes on animals, millions of people do it.
And what i said about GOD is very true, GOD made animals, he made them so we can have them and take care of them. Mankind thinks they can control them and say " what we arent allowed to have as a pet/friend ", but thats bs.

I could less what these human beings say about how we cant keep this animal or that animal, i can keep or have/own any type of animal i want, i dont give a flying f*** about the law on that issue, its wrong and incorrect. Any law that is wrong, i am above, period. So if make a choice to get some Koala bears, i will and if someone doesnt like it, believe me, they wont get taken away from me and even if somehow they do, haha i still have the upper hand, because:

Anything that is unlawful and wrong , they will be hold accountable for , come judgement day - U2K Most Wanted aka Vega$

On a last note, i'm dead series on what i say from time to time, yea sometimes i like to joke a bit, just to make people laugh, because laughter is good for the spirit. But i'm serious, and when you see me, you will see how serious i look and more importantly what i plan on doing in this world. I'm a crusader, simple as that.

Oh and more details, like a indepth biography, a short one is located on my unfinish website, so you can read on how i look( some details, not all ) and some other stuff.

Peace.

[TVC15]

How big is your johnson?

[$till LegendaryU2K]

 And btw, i'm keeping a watchful eye on what people are doing to animals. I wont say too much, but once i appear to the world in the future, i plan on talking about alot of wrong doing that people are doing, like bringing things to light, which alot of folks aint talking about. You know, like how people like to murder animals for fun, um excuse me sport, dog fighting( which people is talking about now, but not talking about boldly. ) and how some animals that has been with the owner for years and this animal is good and doesnt harm anyone, but out of nowhere, " some one ignorant " comes along and tries to take away that or those animals.

I hate stuff like that, if you have a pet for years and that animal is good and loving, someone will try to take it away and stay is dangerous. Foolish humans, so believe me i am watching.

I have the whole world in my sight, for correction - U.2.K. Tha Greate$t 

Anyway i'm done talking about this issue, peace

[$till LegendaryU2K]

How big is your johnson?

I dont know who johnson is, because the only person in my house is my wife, and her name is angel.

[TVC15]

I mean your penis.  How big is your penis.  We call them johnsons here.

[Phoenix Dark]

How big is your johnson?

I dont know who johnson is, because the only person in my house is my wife, and her name is angel.

Do you have pics? Is she white?

[TVC15]

I want to know how thick it is, too.  Like is it as thick as a beer can or a red bull can or what.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

He's got to be a joke account. 

[Candyflip]

Hey U2k, you keep mentioning coming out to the world or something like that in a lot of your posts. Will you mention Evilbore when you do this? Pleeeeeeease? And let us know when it happens, I don't want to miss it.

[etiolate]

If it ever gets to  the point where my goal in life is to become a b-list internet celebrity, then end me. End me like a lab monkey, end me like a sentence.

[Tauntaun]

dude, accept me on myspace cause you wuvs me 

[$till LegendaryU2K]

Do you have pics?

My wife is on my blog page and on my myspace page, but i'm not telling you who she is.

Is she white?

I dont see what this has to do with anything, so i refuse to answer your question. She was born in london , long black hair, 2 tattoos, short( but not too short ), and yea she is 27. But again, whatever she is white, green , black or blue, none of that matters haha.

I want to know how thick it is, too.  Like is it as thick as a beer can or a red bull can or what.

Dude, calm down. We have pancakes in the future ok, is that cool? but please stop asking me that question lolz.

He's got to be a joke account. 

I'm not a troll, or a joke account, i'm just being myself. This is really how i am, well offline i'm more , no way more serious, but still what i say from time to time, is true. Nobody offline thinks i'm crazy, because they actually know me and know who i am. People online , just want to see me, and finally find out if i'm real or not, but they havent seen me yet, so they think i am a joke or not real. But trust me, the way i am online, is the same way offline, but offline i look real serious about 95% of the time, and i am real serious. I take life very serious.

Hey U2k, you keep mentioning coming out to the world or something like that in a lot of your posts. Will you mention Evilbore when you do this? Pleeeeeeease? And let us know when it happens, I don't want to miss it.

I guess so lolz. I'm trying to say this the correct way, but if you havent notice most well known people is kinda um stuck-up. They dont want to spend time or hang around people who is not a well known person, the outsiders are outsiders. Its more to what i am saying, but remember, i'm one of the coolest people around.

dude, accept me on myspace cause you wuvs me 

I sent you a message, but you have to tell me why you want me to add you. I do go around adding people for nothing. Everyone on my account is up there for reasons, whatever it be smallville fans, favorite pornstars, favorite music artists, paris hilton fans, my wife, tatu fans, etc.

So unless you have a good reason why you want me to add you, i will deny you lol.

[bagofeyes]

radical!

[Van Cruncheon]

u2k, we want pictures of your cock.

[$till LegendaryU2K]

u2k, we want pictures of a hot babe.

You want pictures of hot babes, sure.

[Robo]

this thread is fucking creepy

[TVC15]

So it's not as thick as a Red Bull can, then?  I don't think you live up to your "Tha Greate$t" title.

[abrader]

U$K Is Charlie sheen already!

For fusk sake U$K sorry to let your cat out of the bag - I couldnt take it anymore watching everyone wonder.

[$till LegendaryU2K]

 haha i couldnt be Charlie sheen, that would be impossible, very impossible lol. #1 Because i dont have children, #2 I wouldnt date Denise Richards, because she is not my type, even tho she is hot. #3 I'm 25 or 26, not going on 42.
Keep trying folks.

[bagofeyes]

You wouldn't date a hot chick? Homo

[Van Cruncheon]

would you suck charlie sheen's dick for coke, u2k?