LOL, okay, he doesn't exactly put it that way. Genius fauxteur Brett Ratner (the mind behind such classics as Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, and X-Men 3) recently gave an interview to The Advocate, in which he talks about how his first blowjob came (lol, pun intended), unbeknownst to him, from a cheeseburger. It's really funny in context (he uses it to excuse a homophobic joke in the new Rush Hour movie). Ratner has always seemed to me to epitomize everything that's wrong with Hollywood action movies today, but I have to admit, it's a funny interview. A lot of what he says comes off as typical Hollywood ass-kissing, but then he mentions getting a blowjob from a cheeseburger, which is not something I think any other action director would ever admit to (can you imagine Michael Bay talking about guys giving the best BJs?).
"Some of the best blowjobs I've ever gotten were by dudes pretending to be chicks," Rush Hour 3 director Brett Ratner has told The Advocate's Paul Pratt in an interview piece that went up on 8.3.
http://advocate.com/exclusive_detail_ektid47827.aspWhat about when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man?
No, no! That's from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn't know it was a man. That's where that comes from. It's based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.
Is that common knowledge?
No! Well, among my friends, but I'm not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she's not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she's a girl or a man--that way it's your preference. It's comedy. Look, in this movie we don't pull any punches. We make fun of black people. We make fun of Chinese people. We make fun of French people. We make fun of gay situations. We make fun of whites. It doesn't matter. It's the type of movie it is. It's a fish-out-of-water comedy. You have to have those types of situations to have the comedy. That specific idea was because it's happened to me. It's happened to my friends. We'll get together with a girl, and it'll turn out to be a guy. The reaction is “Oh, shit!” if you're not gay, which is funny, I think. Getting into the situation is funny. I laugh whenever I see one of my friends talking to a girl, and I'll ask, “Is that a man or a woman?” It's funny, especially if you don't know about it. If you know about it, fine. If that's your preference…
