thanks for the welcome cornelius.

i'm not terminally ill, so feel free to pic on my race instead cornelius.
hi humourou. i've always found you funny. infact i was on the lavatory the other night (number 2

) and i thought of one of your hilarious quips and the chuckling must have caused my bowels to contract and release about a kilogram of shit thumping down my rectum. you can only imagine my surprise and (some would say) delight.
it's probably borderline but i bet that can make it into my book of "useful things the internet has done for me today" (commonly known to most posters simply as "diary").
i got linked that thread by demi while eating through the remainder of a barbeque (your invitations were lost in the post i swear) and thought i'd post.
glad that i got my name in a topic in yet ANOTHER forum though. so now you all know what those notches on my bedpost were REALLY for eh?
:hippo