malek: how's life after uni!

[Himu]

I've missed ya! Did you get into law school at all? How's the philosophy degrees handling? You're a smart guy, you can do it!

[Flannel Boy]

-1 spelled my name wrong

-2 got my degree wrong

[Himu]

Oh right. You majored in philosophy!

[Phoenix Dark]

Let me help Himu

What's up Adam I missed ya! Did you get into law school at all? How's the philosophy degree handling? You're a smart guy, you can do it!

[Flannel Boy]

Oh right. You majored in philosophy!

You were close, I suppose. I mean, they are both useless degrees.

No I did not get into law school. The four local schools that I applied to rejected me. Currently I am unemployed (last interview for a MINUMUM WAGE job did not go too well), miserable and alone. What is the reason for my sporadic postings? Too lethargic and dejected to post anything of interest so I don't bother to post anything at all. I read ten hours a day and spend the rest of the day studying for the September LSAT. Yes, I live a rich and exciting existence.

[Phoenix Dark]

You should start playing World of Warcraft

[Himu]

No, PD. Let him concentrate on his studying.

I hope everything goes well Malek. I love you.

[Mr. Gundam]

Have you thought about other graduate programs, or are you dead set on Law?

[Madrun Badrun]

Oh right. You majored in philosophy!

You were close, I suppose. I mean, they are both useless degrees.

No I did not get into law school. The four local schools that I applied to rejected me. Currently I am unemployed (last interview for a MINUMUM WAGE job did not go too well), miserable and alone. What is the reason for my sporadic postings? Too lethargic and dejected to post anything of interest so I don't bother to post anything at all. I read ten hours a day and spend the rest of the day studying for the September LSAT. Yes, I live a rich and exciting existence.

 

[Flannel Boy]

You should start playing World of Warcraft

I find it odd that I've never had much interest in nerd activities. I look like a nerd (that means I am unattractive to the opposite sex) and I shun mainstream culture. I should be playing WoW 14 hours a day while watching Star Trek reruns in my parent's basement.   

No, PD. Let him concentrate on his studying.

I hope everything goes well Malek. I love you.

Have you thought about other graduate programs, or are you dead set on Law?

No, not really interested in anything else.

[demi]

You could always go around telling people that God doesn't exist, that always helps. LOLZ, shithead.

[TVC15]

Since you haven't been around lately, I shall give you an update on all things important in your world:

The Office still sucks and so do The Beatles.  And John Lennon would want to take a shit on your dumbass head for wanting to go to law school, you sellout.

[Himu]

I thought TVC liked the office

[Mr. Gundam]

I thought TVC liked the office

UK version. He doesn't like the US one.

[Van Cruncheon]

Season 3 ruined it, dude, and season 1 was shite.

[Phoenix Dark]

The thing I like about Malek is he's hard working with his studies. 10 hours a day of school related reading would be impossible for me. This doesn't bode well for own interest in entering law school...

What kind of job were you applying for? Seems like if your pants aren't falling down and you can make coherent sentences you can get a basic fast food job.

[Flannel Boy]

You could always go around telling people you like bears, some fat British fuck and playing shit games on your Xbox. , that always helps. LOLZ, shithead.

k

PD, I don't think I want to work in a fast food place. It would ruin the running joke I had going irl life that my degree would get me a job as an assistant manager at TAco Bell. If, for no other reason, they'd never make me assistant manager.  :'(

Oh, and... what pants?

[Madrun Badrun]

The thing I like about Malek is he's hard working with his studies. 10 hours a day of school related reading would be impossible for me. This doesn't bode well for own interest in entering law school...

What kind of job were you applying for? Seems like if your pants aren't falling down and you can make coherent sentences you can get a basic fast food job.

I would fear for malek's sanity if he did fastfood.

I have a position for you as a slave boy Malek.  It doesn't pay but it has tasty benefits. 

[Phoenix Dark]

You could always go around telling people you like bears, some fat British fuck and playing shit games on your Xbox. , that always helps. LOLZ, shithead.

k

PD, I don't think I want to work in a fast food place. It would ruin the running joke I had going irl life that my degree would get me a job as an assistant manager at TAco Bell. If, for no other reason, they'd never make me assistant manager.  :'(

Oh, and... what pants?

Hmmm what about a job at like a book store? I've always wanted to work at Borders or Barnes and Noble. Plus you'd have discounts and stuff.

[Flannel Boy]

The thing I like about Malek is he's hard working with his studies. 10 hours a day of school related reading would be impossible for me. This doesn't bode well for own interest in entering law school...

What kind of job were you applying for? Seems like if your pants aren't falling down and you can make coherent sentences you can get a basic fast food job.

I would fear for malek's sanity if he did fastfood.

I have a position for you as a slave boy Malek.  It doesn't pay but it has tasty benefits. 

What sanity? You and PD need to stop making assumptions. Pants and sanity... lolz

If I didn't take White Man's...ummm... position, then why would I accept yours.

[Flannel Boy]

Hmmm what about a job at like a book store? I've always wanted to work at Borders or Barnes and Noble. Plus you'd have discounts and stuff.

We don't have those chains in Canada, but I did apply to a Canadian equivalent.

This thread is depressing. Baby Dumpster please.

[Van Cruncheon]

move to america, dirtbag!

[Phoenix Dark]

Why would a white, moderately intelligent Canadian walk around with sagging pants? That would be illogical, like creationism

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omg do i get a cookie (which is man made, just like a watch so don't use that analogy faggurts)

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[Madrun Badrun]

The thing I like about Malek is he's hard working with his studies. 10 hours a day of school related reading would be impossible for me. This doesn't bode well for own interest in entering law school...

What kind of job were you applying for? Seems like if your pants aren't falling down and you can make coherent sentences you can get a basic fast food job.

I would fear for malek's sanity if he did fastfood.

I have a position for you as a slave boy Malek.  It doesn't pay but it has tasty benefits. 

What sanity? You and PD need to stop making assumptions. Pants and sanity... lolz

If I didn't take White Man's...ummm... position, then why would I accept yours.

Because I wouldn't be as kinky.  I mean at least I use a safety word. 

[Flannel Boy]

move to america, dirtbag!

If I needed a job bad enough I'd move to Alberta.

Rednecks in cowboy hats? Check
Jerbs? Check
Americans? X





WHAT PANTS PD?


Mike, you'd want to discuss philosophy afterwards, and that would be such a turn off.

[Fresh Prince]

You could always go around telling people that God doesn't exist, that always helps. LOLZ, shithead.

So cruel 

So is the LSAT the be all and end all to getting a law degree? I thought they'd take other stuff into account such as work, leadership qualities, interview etc.

[Phoenix Dark]

Your PANTs. You know, the things you put on your legs. Or maybe you wear shorts, I dunno. I was just saying that getting a minimum wage job isn't hard for people who don't have their pants sagging and know how to speak the English language

[Madrun Badrun]

Well we could talk about it before instead?  or in the middle; i know how Hegal gets you all passionate. 

[Flannel Boy]

You could always go around telling people that God doesn't exist, that always helps. LOLZ, shithead.

So cruel 

Hmmm, I never thought of myself as an obnoxious atheist. Sure, I have created some threads over the last few years, but not that many. And I have participated in only a few others.
 

So is the LSAT the be all and end all to getting a law degree? I thought they'd take other stuff into account such as work, leadership qualities, interview etc.

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

[TVC15]

Hegel, Arvie, Hegel.

[Phoenix Dark]

Eh dude, Malek's not an annoying atheist at all. He's pretty fair, and I always chuckle when he shames me.

[Flannel Boy]

Hegel, Arvie, Hegel.

A Norwegian surrounded by German hot air.

His philosophy kick is a bit disconcerting. 

[bagofeyes]

lol a miserable and alone person on the net. thats like a black person in africa.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

what pants? 

Hegel, Arvie, Hegel.

I didn't say I was reading Hegal, i just said it made malek passionate.

Hegel, Arvie, Hegel.

A Norwegian surrounded by German hot air.

His philosophy kick is a bit disconcerting. 

 

[Flannel Boy]

lol a miserable and alone person on the net. thats like a black person in prison.

what pants? 

The one's rolled up under your bed. 

[Madrun Badrun]

all I see is boogies puffy at the hips Mountie pants under there!

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yours are slung over the ceiling fan 

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[Fresh Prince]

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

I though in Amerikkka they looked at such things evidently not.

[Flannel Boy]

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

I though in Amerikkka they looked at such things evidently not.

Yes American law schools do, especially if you are a URM, but they really only care about your UGPA and LSAT score.

[Phoenix Dark]

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

I though in Amerikkka they looked at such things evidently not.

Yes American law schools do, especially if you are a URM, but they really only care about your UGPA and LSAT score.

Yup. My friend got into USC's law school with like a 3.0. But he did very well on the LSAT

[Smooth Groove]

Malek, you should just do law school in the US.  I can't believe you wasted a year since you already got in.  I know friends that went to worse schools than the ones you got into, who ended up with pretty good jobs.  You can also meet up with TVC for some comfort since you're both in the dumps lately. 

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

I though in Amerikkka they looked at such things evidently not.

Yes American law schools do, especially if you are a URM, but they really only care about your UGPA and LSAT score.

Yup. My friend got into USC's law school with like a 3.0. But he did very well on the LSAT

Yeah, law schools seem to be more forgiving than med schools.  People would look at you like you're crazy for even bothering to apply to med school if you don't have at least a 3.5 GPA.  It's hard even for Stanford or Harvard students to get in anywhere with a <3.3 GPA.  Even an extremely good MCAT score can't make up for a low GPA.  And it's much harder to score high on the MCAT than LSAT.  Consistency and diligence matter a lot to med schools.  Unless you're black of course. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Malek, you should just do law school in the US.  I can't believe you wasted a year since you already got in.  I know friends that went to worse schools than the ones you got into, who ended up with pretty good jobs.  You can also meet up with TVC for some comfort since you're both in the dumps lately. 

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

I though in Amerikkka they looked at such things evidently not.

Yes American law schools do, especially if you are a URM, but they really only care about your UGPA and LSAT score.

Yup. My friend got into USC's law school with like a 3.0. But he did very well on the LSAT

Yeah, law schools seem to be more forgiving than med schools.  People would look at you like you're crazy for even bothering to apply to med school if you don't have at least a 3.5 GPA.  It's hard even for Stanford or Harvard students to get in anywhere with a <3.3 GPA.  Even an extremely good MCAT score can't make up for a low GPA.  And it's much harder to score high on the MCAT than LSAT.  Consistency and diligence matter a lot to med schools.  Unless you're black of course. 

Are you in law or med school now? I'm kinda thinking about law school; right now I'm wasting away in business classes. I'll get into the business school at my college soon, but I haven't even picked a major. General business I guess.

[Mr. Gundam]

Malek, you should just do law school in the US.  I can't believe you wasted a year since you already got in.  I know friends that went to worse schools than the ones you got into, who ended up with pretty good jobs.  You can also meet up with TVC for some comfort since you're both in the dumps lately. 

And that would help me how?
In Canada it's pretty much determined equally by GPA and your LSAT score. In the US they lean more towards the LSAT.

Hegel make me sag like my pants.

I though in Amerikkka they looked at such things evidently not.

Yes American law schools do, especially if you are a URM, but they really only care about your UGPA and LSAT score.

Yup. My friend got into USC's law school with like a 3.0. But he did very well on the LSAT

Yeah, law schools seem to be more forgiving than med schools.  People would look at you like you're crazy for even bothering to apply to med school if you don't have at least a 3.5 GPA.  It's hard even for Stanford or Harvard students to get in anywhere with a <3.3 GPA.  Even an extremely good MCAT score can't make up for a low GPA.  And it's much harder to score high on the MCAT than LSAT.  Consistency and diligence matter a lot to med schools.  Unless you're black of course. 

Are you in law or med school now? I'm kinda thinking about law school; right now I'm wasting away in business classes. I'll get into the business school at my college soon, but I haven't even picked a major. General business I guess.

Business majors are a dime a dozen. Diversfy yourself by going into something else, like economics.

[Phoenix Dark]

True. My "semi" plan has always been to minor in accounting, and major in something I want to do with my life. Accounting will get the bills paid while I go to law school/grad school/whatever. But...accounting pisses me off so bad.