I think I am going to take a few days off teh booze.

[MrAngryFace]

MAF says:
man I was battlegrounding like mad last night

Drinky says:
yeah, you were screamning about placing 5th while drunk and then cursing the alliance

MAF says:
I placed 5th?

MAF says:
awesome

Drinky says:
hahahahaha

MAF says:
usually I have windows open when I wake up so I can figure out what ive said.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[TVC15]

This will only end in failure if you don't get rid of your vodka reserves.  I will gladly take the vodka.  As a donation.

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah I still have half a bottle of grey goose and a bottle of fat tire. I must resist the urge to 'get rid of temptation'

[Himu]

Is maf this hilarious in real life? Because he has that natural sense of humor.

[Van Cruncheon]

MAF is actually a lot funnier in RL since he has this very somber voice and dry sense of humor. Not to say he isn't funny on the forum, but I'm not sure his, er, "dryness" gets across all that well with some of you sometimes. WHAT!

MAF says:
I think the hardest part about tonight will be faking enthusiasm for the goodies the instructor brings

that is MAF in a nutshell

[MrAngryFace]

There's something depressing about college instructors that try to bring "goodies" for her apathetic students.

[$till LegendaryU2K]

 Drink kool-aid, period. 

[Van Cruncheon]

man, you said it, u2k

[TVC15]

Man, when do you get sick of drinking?  I assume the 20s Several Year Drinking Binge ends somewhere, right?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I wish I could get drunk all the time to battle my existential malaise but I can't afford the calories

[TVC15]

I wish I could get drunk all the time to battle my existential malaise but I can't afford the calories

Oh come on, Patel, you are living in the real life valley of the dolls.  Doll up, bitch.  They got even better ones today than they did in the 60s, and the best ones even make you burn calories.  So you can drink while you take them.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

does that mean I need to get myself a slant-eyed fuck toy

[TVC15]

does that mean I need to get myself a slant-eyed fuck toy

Everyone can have slanty eyes when you are eating the right pills.  Your pending drug addiction shall increase your dating pool exponentially.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

good point, nobody ever got fat off heroin

[Saint Cornelius]

Man, when do you get sick of drinking?  I assume the 20s Several Year Drinking Binge ends somewhere, right?

I haven't quite reached the finish line for that, but my experience with the Bloody Beer almost got me there

[MrAngryFace]

Hard liquors have almost no real calories, its the eating that takes place while drunk that does you in lol.

[TVC15]

good point, nobody ever got fat off heroin

I don't see any reason to look for love, or anything, really, in this age when there are so many relatively close approximations of it.  I mean, you get your codependency/dependency taken care of, and you get potential weight loss.  The only downside is that time not spent under the thumb of your new lover is done in a world colder, greyer, and even less beautiful than the one you live in now.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm not tired of drinking yet, for sure, although i take breaks to reset the tolerance a bit and give my kidneys a vacation!

[TVC15]

We're all astronauts, Patel; we all float down here.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

[Smooth Groove]

Stop drinking so much, MAF.  I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good.  Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly? 

[TVC15]

Stop drinking so much, MAF.  I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good.  Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly? 

I don't know what moon you live on, but I hardly consider mild euphoria as "no good."

[Saint Cornelius]

I think it's commonly referred to as the "put-upon role I play online", TVC. I could be wrong though.

That's the name of the moon. The put-upon role that I play online moon. Maybe something should be capitalized; too stoned to care

[MrAngryFace]

Sure, I dont remember the last hour before falling asleep...or even falling asleep. I never vomit, and my hangovers consist of minor body aches and fatigue.

Healthy? Probably not entirely, but I dont even compare to sayyyy Lindsay Lohan

[Van Cruncheon]

yer gonna hafta eat quite a few more red robin burgers before you get her boobs, even her post-bulimic boobs

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Healthy? Probably not entirely, but I dont even compare to sayyyy Lindsay Lohan

Society
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BAR
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You
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Lindsay Lohan

[Smooth Groove]

Stop drinking so much, MAF.  I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good.  Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly? 

I don't no what moon you live on, but I hardly consider mild euphoria as "no good."

Maybe my opinion is affected by the fucked up organs I've seen in cadavers of alcoholics?  

On a different note, the first cadaver I observed was a black guy with a 12 inch+ penis, with a wider girth than most wrists, and balls as big as baseballs.  Too bad we aren't allowed to take pictures, you and PD would probably have liked to see it.  

[Van Cruncheon]

most of society is drunk, patel! the bar is probably set somewhere around the level of lindsay's underwear, on the nights she actually chooses to wear it

[Saint Cornelius]

Maybe my opinion is affected by the fucked up organs I've seen in cadavers of alcoholics? 

Oh yeah I'm sure MAF (and I) have full-blown cirrhosis by now. Hysteria!

[TVC15]

Stop drinking so much, MAF.  I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good.  Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly? 

I don't no what moon you live on, but I hardly consider mild euphoria as "no good."

Maybe my opinion is affected by the fucked up organs I've seen in cadavers of alcoholics?

I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like.  I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs.  This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.  

On a different note, the first cadaver I observed was a black guy with a 12 inch+ penis, with a wider girth than most wrists, and balls as big as baseballs.  Too bad we aren't allowed to take pictures, you and PD would probably have liked to see it.  

Like African black or rotten black?  I am picky when it comes to this.

[hyp]

speaking of teh booze... does anyone here like "blue moon"?  i tried some last night at applebees and thought it was pretty good.  it was like hef with a citrus twist to it.  i'm usually not for fruity shit in my beer, but this actually tasted pretty good.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like.  I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs.  This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people. 

Oh how I was so going to say what you said here but then I thought "well just because I am a pretty happy drunk doesn't mean everyone is"

[Saint Cornelius]

speaking of teh booze... does anyone here like "blue moon"? 

No, no. Hell no. I've only recently been able to handle SOME Hefs and this is not the fucking one for me man.

Although someone suggested I try putting an orange in it; I can't drink a Hef without lemon, just like I can't really fuck with a Mexican beer without some lime in that muhfuh

[Van Cruncheon]

blue moon -- the ale i presume -- is great. also, maf seems to be a happy drunk. i am a distinguished mentally-challenged drunk, as some here will attest.

[MrAngryFace]

Ive learned to hate applebees for booze

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I veer between politely pleasant drunk and hyper weepy paranoid drunk. I have to be like 7 drinks in before the weepy starts, though, so it's not really an issue usually.

[hyp]

Ive learned to hate applebees for booze

i've recently learned to hate applebees for their food.  never again am i going back.  but the blue moon was nice...  i think i may score myself a case tonight.  *drool*

[hyp]

speaking of teh booze... does anyone here like "blue moon"? 

No, no. Hell no. I've only recently been able to handle SOME Hefs and this is not the fucking one for me man.

Although someone suggested I try putting an orange in it; I can't drink a Hef without lemon, just like I can't really fuck with a Mexican beer without some lime in that muhfuh

what's your beer of choice?  you must like that sweet shit -- i like my poison bitter and unflattering

[Saint Cornelius]

what's your beer of choice?  you must like that sweet shit -- i like my poison bitter and unflattering

SWEET SHIT? I like Arrogant Bastid Ale and fucking Stone Brewery Ruination IPA, my mellow. And Coronas.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm honestly unimaginably distinguished mentally-challenged when drunk. i yell, i harrass, i stagger around, and i'm generally volubly obnoxious. oh, and apparently i fall face down in the middle of the living room and scream "WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THE HOT N*GG*R SEX!"

:'(

[Van Cruncheon]

i like my beer like i like my immigrant labor: dark, surly, sloppy, overpriced, and from some unpronounceable country

[Smooth Groove]

I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like.  I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs.  This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.  

But you and MAF like dvds and games.  Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them?  Its a trade-off like you said.

Like African black or rotten black?  I am picky when it comes to this.

I don't know?  Which one is darker?  It was really black.  That thing was a monster.  I don't think you would give a crap about color once you wrap your fingers around it (actually just 1/2 of it ).  

[TVC15]

i'm honestly unimaginably distinguished mentally-challenged when drunk. i yell, i harrass, i stagger around, and i'm generally volubly obnoxious. oh, and apparently i fall face down in the middle of the living room and scream "WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THE HOT N*GG*R SEX!"

:'(

<pets cell phone> Oh! The blackmail videos I have!

[hyp]

what's your beer of choice?  you must like that sweet shit -- i like my poison bitter and unflattering

SWEET SHIT? I like Arrogant Bastid Ale and fucking Stone Brewery Ruination IPA, my mellow. And Coronas.

mmm coronoa.  dos equis is pretty damn good too w/ some margarita salt and lime

[Van Cruncheon]

:'(

[TVC15]

I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like.  I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs.  This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.  

But you and MAF like dvds and games.  Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them?  Its a trade-off like you said.

No no no, I am on a Neil Young kick right now.  Better to burn out than yada yada.  The last 20 years of one's life are generally total ass, anyway.  And life ain't good without cigarettes.

[Saint Cornelius]

[Saint Cornelius]

mmm coronoa.  dos equis is pretty damn good too w/ some margarita salt and lime

SALT? In my BEER? Come on thun

[Van Cruncheon]

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[MrAngryFace]

Lots of people live a while and drink, its amazing how it works. Its not like every morning I vomit up my guts and clean the blood off the floor.

[Saint Cornelius]

Hyp trying to play me like I'm a Zima fan or some thit. 

[MrAngryFace]

Oh, and for the record im a sleepy goofy drunk.

[Van Cruncheon]

longest man what lived was some jappa dude who chugged black whiskey every night. kept him alive -- and actually coherent -- until 120-something.

fuck, though, the only reason i'm gonna go past expiration date is because my daughter would kick my ass if i didn't. senility and republicanism are nothing to look forward to!

[Smooth Groove]

I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like.  I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs.  This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.  

But you and MAF like dvds and games.  Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them?  Its a trade-off like you said.

No no no, I am on a Neil Young kick right now.  Better to burn out than yada yada.  The last 20 years of one's life are generally total ass, anyway.  And life ain't good without cigarettes.

It's not that bad to be old if you're gay.  Unlike many old straight men, Gay men can enjoy pretty good sex even after they get old.  'cause they don't need to get hard-ons to have sex.  

[TVC15]

I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like.  I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs.  This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.  

But you and MAF like dvds and games.  Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them?  Its a trade-off like you said.

No no no, I am on a Neil Young kick right now.  Better to burn out than yada yada.  The last 20 years of one's life are generally total ass, anyway.  And life ain't good without cigarettes.

It's not that bad to be old if you're gay.  Unlike many old straight men, Gay men can enjoy pretty good sex even after they get old.  'cause they don't need to get hard-ons to have sex.  

oh god I wish I were under the ground right now

[hyp]

Hyp trying to play me like I'm a Zima fan or some thit. 

naw, i'm just not into anything that tastes remotely sweet to my buds (but i make exceptions).  hence, "the sweet shit" -- not trying to say you're a st. ides, O.E. type of dude.   

what you got in that pic?  i'm always open to trying some new shit regardless...

[Smooth Groove]

Psychiatric advice failed total.    Guess I have to pick a different specialty.  

[Saint Cornelius]

what you got in that pic?  i'm always open to trying some new shit regardless...

Peep it!

[hyp]

what you got in that pic?  i'm always open to trying some new shit regardless...

Peep it!

stone porter looks tasty as fuck.