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Cyanista

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lolz UK girls > american girls!
« on: August 07, 2007, 03:04:51 PM »
Don't you just HATE those overtanned, fake blonde fatasses that parade around Amerikkka talking about how fine they are?

Ok that was all just a flimsy excuse for me to post this Big Brother UK evictee:


Her likes are listed as sex, hair extensions, and pimple popping.

Think she left off eating and inducing projectile vomiting in innocent passerby with her refusal to cover her shame.

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 03:05:55 PM »

Her likes are listed as sex, hair extensions, and pimple popping.


I think we have an EB love connection.
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 03:06:37 PM »
I like how Cyanista doesn't watch much TV, but she DOES watch Big Brother. :wag
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 03:09:21 PM »
German girls >>> American girls.
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Cyanista

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 03:10:18 PM »
 :lol  I don't watch any reality show that doesn't involve the contestants doing something that requires a skill.  I'm not even sure I could watch BB Uk if I wanted to.

What I do is read go fug yourself religiously.  It's so nice to know I'm not the only person as horrified by the return of anklet leggings as I was at the meteoric rise of UGGS.


UGH!
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 03:10:55 PM »
At least she's honest, a trait most Amerikkkan girls lack

I'd fuck her right now
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 03:11:36 PM »
Ew Kill it with fire
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Cyanista

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 03:11:55 PM »
She might be big and woolly, demi, but that ain't no bear.
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 03:12:39 PM »
She can be whatever I want when the lights are off, honey
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Saint Cornelius

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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 03:24:50 PM »
What I do is read go fug yourself religiously. 


Ahhh, great site. Thank you for reminding me to add it to my bookmarks!
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2007, 03:59:35 PM »
You see an overweight, nasty mess. I see a cheap lay and all holes are open access.



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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 04:05:31 PM »


Almost as hot as Cyanista. 

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 04:48:51 PM »

Her likes are listed as sex, hair extensions, and pimple popping.


I think we have an EB love connection.

It's probably more common than you might think.

Cyanista

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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 06:30:15 PM »
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Almost as hot as Cyanista. 

Missing the point entirely.  We could flood the forum with shots of attractive women from every country (except maybe guam, I dunno), but what I'm ragging on HERE is the misconception that american women are the only ones who fall into the trap of trying to cobble together some sort of Barbie Doll image from a hot, nasty mess.

All the originally posted lady needs is some inflatable DDs and then Toxicadam will really be in business.
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2007, 06:32:35 PM »
fake boobs :-X

I like natural looking breasts

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But Giana omg :-*
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2007, 06:33:33 PM »
Get out of my thread until you can adequately explain the "funny" of your "best thing since religion" gif, you deviant.

OUT OF MY INTERWEB PERSONAL SPACE U MAKE ME ILL
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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 06:38:00 PM »
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But Giana omg :-*
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...oh fuck it, no need to derail this thread, I'll just PM ya
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2007, 06:45:11 PM »
Get out of my thread until you can adequately explain the "funny" of your "best thing since religion" gif, you deviant.

OUT OF MY INTERWEB PERSONAL SPACE U MAKE ME ILL

Don't get all Delores Tucker on me!

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I must admit the random slap cracks me up, not to mention her face. I've seen the full video and can assure you it wasn't a true pimp slap. Violence against women ain't cool, BUT that cracked me up. COMMENCE WITH THE FAT BASHING PLZ
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Smooth Groove

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2007, 08:47:08 PM »




Missing the point entirely.  We could flood the forum with shots of attractive women from every country (except maybe guam, I dunno), but what I'm ragging on HERE is the misconception that american women are the only ones who fall into the trap of trying to cobble together some sort of Barbie Doll image from a hot, nasty mess.

All the originally posted lady needs is some inflatable DDs and then Toxicadam will really be in business.

That's racist.  But that's ok since that's one major reason why American women are so hot.  Sorry for derailing but the pic was just to remind everyone how hot you are.   :-[



fake boobs :-X

I like natural looking breasts

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But Giana omg :-*
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She's always claimed that they're real.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt since I've seen naturally endowed women that look like her.  Don't bring up that fat cow (Gianna) again.   We've already went over how fugly she is. 



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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 08:50:03 PM »
She's always claimed that they're real.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt since I've seen naturally endowed women that look like her.  Don't bring up that fat cow (Gianna) again.   We've already went over how fugly she is.


Fuck you. Give me an average looking chick that would destroy and get destroyed in the sack over some gorgeous thing that's afraid to mess up hair any day of the week. Keely's sex tape looked like she was afraid to put her lips on the dudes' cack and well Gianna needs no explanation.

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2007, 08:50:36 PM »
WTF those are fighting words. Giana is a sexy beast. Her body is awesome. Face isn't great but who cares - I love her energy.

And Sara Jay :heartbeat
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Smooth Groove

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 08:58:42 PM »
She's always claimed that they're real.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt since I've seen naturally endowed women that look like her.  Don't bring up that fat cow (Gianna) again.   We've already went over how fugly she is.


Fuck you. Give me an average looking chick that would destroy and get destroyed in the sack over some gorgeous thing that's afraid to mess up hair any day of the week. Keely's sex tape looked like she was afraid to put her lips on the dudes' cack and well Gianna needs no explanation.



You don't know shit about porn, Corny.  You don't give it all up on the 1st go.  Sluts who are too horny or dumb to hold back are the ones that don't make money.  That's why you go from softcore>solo hardcore>lez>bj>vag>anal>dp>tp,etc.  And that's why Keely is making way more money now than Gianna will ever see. 

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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 09:00:04 PM »
You don't know shit about porn, Corny.


Fucking stopped reading RIGHT THERE. You don't know shit about Corny, Smooth Groove.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 09:01:13 PM »
You don't know shit about porn, Corny.


Fucking stopped reading RIGHT THERE. You don't know shit about Corny, Smooth Groove.

Fine.  You don't know shit about the business side of porn. 

Saint Cornelius

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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 09:03:31 PM »
When did I mention the fucking business side of porn, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow? I'm talking about bitches that make my dick hard because they're active on the pole and you're giving me shit about how much money they make. Find a new thread to shit in, thun.

That being said: sorry for shitting in your thread, Cyanista  :-[
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Smooth Groove

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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 09:05:35 PM »
When did I mention the fucking business side of porn, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow? I'm talking about bitches that make my dick hard because they're active on the pole and you're giving me shit about how much money they make. Find a new thread to shit in, thun.

That being said: sorry for shitting in your thread, Cyanista  :-[

It's all business to those bitches, fool.  All the moaning/groaning ain't real.  Keeley could do that shit just as good if she gets paid.  Unlike cows like Gianna, she doesn't need to do so to make money. 

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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2007, 09:08:06 PM »
Yes but dude I don't give a fuck.

It's simple exploitation; I want to watch chicks get hammered, they act like they like it. I'm sure Keely would rather be doing something other than posing almost nude in front of a camera (okay, maybe not) but she does it anyways.

Fuck this shit, I wasn't looking to fucking start a fight with some wanker who fancies himself a doctor. Time to bop the bishop or do something else
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2007, 09:10:45 PM »
Keeley's seem real to me.
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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2007, 09:11:55 PM »
When did I mention the fucking business side of porn, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow? I'm talking about bitches that make my dick hard because they're active on the pole and you're giving me shit about how much money they make. Find a new thread to shit in, thun.

That being said: sorry for shitting in your thread, Cyanista  :-[

It's all business to those bitches, fool.  All the moaning/groaning ain't real.  Keeley could do that shit just as good if she gets paid.  Unlike cows like Gianna, she doesn't need to do so to make money. 

dude, you shut up RIGHT NOW! STOP THE MADNESS
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Re: lolz UK girls > american girls!
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2007, 09:17:10 PM »
Wow, a thread where internerds argue about who is more of a porn afficionado....started by me.

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