Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...

[Robo]

And today has an unusually surreal feeling, like the day following an acid trip.  I can't really tell if it's just overwhelming job-related ennui or if it's from stirring all night due to the haunting sounds that no doubt plagued the dreams I can no longer remember, but making the latter correlation is much more fun.

Anyway, The Residents fucking rock.



I'm gonna go spend the rest of the work day sitting in the bathroom.

[TVC15]

Which album was it?

[Saint Cornelius]

I knew a guy who lost his virginity while a Residents album was playing.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I know a guy whose entire lower left calf is a huge residents eyeball tat

p.s. residents were at the VANGUARD of multimedia in like 1988. they rule.

[Saint Cornelius]

The only Residents song I know is "Time's Up" and it's only because Heavy Vegetable covered it. 

[Robo]

Which album was it?

I think I dozed off when The Commercial Album was playing, but I had a playlist set up, so Third Reich 'n' Roll and Duck Stab probably also played at some point during the night.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I know a guy who got cosmetic surgery so the tip of his cock looks like a Residents eyeball

[TVC15]

I know a guy that got "St. Corny" tattooed on his dick, and when he gets a boner, it says "St. Corney."

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I know a guy that got "St. Corny" tattooed on his dick, and when he gets a boner, it says "St. Corney."

sounds like a shower not a grower

[Saint Cornelius]

I hear the "e" is like 72 point font, though.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

St. Corney

[Van Cruncheon]

the bulletin board at work is a comic sans nightmare today :'(

[Mupepe]

I lost my virginity while Matchbox 20 was playing, nig nig.

[Robo]

This thread was supposed to double as a mopey job-related whining outlet and a Resident's Appreciation Thread and you fucking turds turned it into tattooed dicks appreciation. 

Back on topic:

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Third Reich 'n Roll

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Teddy Bear

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Picnic in the Jungle (Kick a Picnic)

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Medicine Man