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bud

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sleeping in the nude, omg
« on: August 08, 2007, 02:12:41 PM »
this felt way better than i expected. it feels so liberating to give your johnson some breathing room, because whenever i'd get a boner in bed it'd uncomfortable since i had to stretch my boxer but now...wow.

does anyone else like to sleep in the nude.
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 02:16:51 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 02:18:28 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

Watch out for the candirú, too.

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 02:19:44 PM »
It's pretty much certain the first night I would attempt to sleep in the nude we would have a house fire. I think home insurance companies should reduce the rates for people who sleep with clothes on.



Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 02:21:12 PM »
Unless we have guests over or we're staying with my in-laws, I always sleep in the nude. I've never had a problem, but I have a robe on the back of our bedroom door just in case.
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 02:25:03 PM »
I hope you wash your sheets once a week or else GROSS
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MrAngryFace

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 02:25:22 PM »
It's pretty much certain the first night I would attempt to sleep in the nude we would have a house fire. I think home insurance companies should reduce the rates for people who sleep with clothes on.




lol
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bud

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 02:25:59 PM »
I hope you wash your sheets once a week or else GROSS

i only did it once and i keep myself and my sheets pretty clean! 8)
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2007, 02:35:37 PM »
I hope you wash your sheets once a week or else GROSS

Key #1


Key #2 is to have a high thread count sheets.

My sheets are exquisite but I don't care for sleeping naked because I don't want to wash my sheets every week.  I feel weird sleeping naked but it is liberating.  Sometimes if I'm feeling really warm and with the right person it's on, but sleeping alone it doesn't really do all that much for me.
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Tauntaun

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 02:39:57 PM »
this felt way better than i expected. it feels so liberating to give your johnson some breathing room, because whenever i'd get a boner in bed it'd uncomfortable since i had to stretch my boxer but now...wow.

does anyone else like to sleep in the nude.

:hyper  Last night I only had underwear on but I've gone nudey before!  :-*
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bud

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 02:59:11 PM »
this felt way better than i expected. it feels so liberating to give your johnson some breathing room, because whenever i'd get a boner in bed it'd uncomfortable since i had to stretch my boxer but now...wow.

does anyone else like to sleep in the nude.

:hyper  Last night I only had underwear on but I've gone nudey before!  :-*

what kind of underwear do you wear? i'm a boxer guy :-*
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 03:05:01 PM »
it is very nice to do this. 

bud

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 03:07:20 PM »
I sleep naked most of the time, esp. in summer.
I shower before I sleep and wash the sheets often too, so no filth here.

you should try cold showers. it's hot anyway and it feels good 8)
zzz

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2007, 03:13:30 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

AUGH AUGH AUGH WHY DID YOU POST THIS

IS THIS POSSIBLE
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 03:18:31 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

AUGH AUGH AUGH WHY DID YOU POST THIS

IS THIS POSSIBLE

no, well yes but they only go for darkened skin races, so I'm safe.  look on youtube for a documentary on earwigs, and skip to the part about the African and carribian type  :yuck

Tauntaun

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 03:30:13 PM »
Bud:  Pretty much always boxers but since I had just worked out *flex* and showered I didn't feel like wearing some only for the night so I put on some tightey whiteys.  They make a bulge if you know what I mean!  :-*
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Himu

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2007, 03:52:07 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

AUGH AUGH AUGH WHY DID YOU POST THIS

IS THIS POSSIBLE

no, well yes but they only go for darkened skin races, so I'm safe.  look on youtube for a documentary on earwigs, and skip to the part about the African and carribian type  :yuck

Find it for me lol
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Tauntaun

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2007, 03:59:00 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

AUGH AUGH AUGH WHY DID YOU POST THIS

IS THIS POSSIBLE

no, well yes but they only go for darkened skin races, so I'm safe.  look on youtube for a documentary on earwigs, and skip to the part about the African and carribian type  :yuck

Find it for me lol

that's racist yo!   :maf
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2007, 06:02:57 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

AUGH AUGH AUGH WHY DID YOU POST THIS

IS THIS POSSIBLE


no, well yes but they only go for darkened skin races, so I'm safe.  look on youtube for a documentary on earwigs, and skip to the part about the African and carribian type  :yuck

Find it for me lol

that's racist yo!   :maf

shhhh i was just trying to feed Himu's paranoia. 

Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2007, 06:12:23 PM »
I hope you wash your sheets once a week or else GROSS

We also have sex in the bed, so me sleeping naked is far from the grossest thing.

And yes, we wash our bedding every Saturday.
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2007, 08:19:58 PM »
I almost always go with no pants/boxers on. Sometimes completely nude though.  :-*
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2007, 08:41:16 PM »
It's pretty good

y2kev

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2007, 08:42:07 PM »
Depends.

I usually sleep in just my underwear. At school sometimes I slept with a shirt on and underwear. Boxer brief variety.

I slept naked once and I just felt like there was no support. It was fun though.
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2007, 09:49:34 PM »
Lots of homo running amok in this thread
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2007, 10:09:49 PM »
Word.
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Tauntaun

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2007, 10:30:29 PM »
Make sure you cover your johnson to prevent bed bugs and earwigs from making nest inside.

AUGH AUGH AUGH WHY DID YOU POST THIS

IS THIS POSSIBLE


no, well yes but they only go for darkened skin races, so I'm safe.  look on youtube for a documentary on earwigs, and skip to the part about the African and carribian type  :yuck

Find it for me lol

that's racist yo!   :maf

shhhh i was just trying to feed Himu's paranoia. 

I meant the bugs! :maf

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y2kev

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2007, 11:57:57 PM »
Sleeping in underwear is like sleeping with socks on... you'd be much better off with some really baggy pyjamas or something.

Eh. Your feet get all hot and you can feel the socks cause my feet often rub up against each other.

Underwear aren't bad unless they are too tight. Then bonerz hurt.
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2007, 12:11:23 AM »
What if you have nocturnal emissions while sleeping nude?

I mean... what if

... not that it ever happened

Pretty gross... man.
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JJR

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2007, 12:26:02 AM »
What if you have nocturnal emissions while sleeping nude?

I mean... what if

... not that it ever happened

Pretty gross... man.

Sticky situation.  :D

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2007, 12:40:15 AM »
What if you have nocturnal emissions while sleeping nude?

I mean... what if

... not that it ever happened

Pretty gross... man.

That's why you make sure you emit before going to sleep every night.
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demi

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2007, 12:40:57 AM »
Yeah but it always comes out a little afterwards. Like a post-jizm.
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bud

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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2007, 06:01:24 AM »
Yeah but it always comes out a little afterwards. Like a post-jizm.

that's why you take a piss after jizzing
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2007, 09:19:22 AM »
BUT I NEVER HAVE TO PISS WTF
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Re: sleeping in the nude, omg
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2007, 09:34:46 AM »
BUT I NEVER HAVE TO PISS WTF

mix in some water
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