Author Topic: Most attractive part on the opposite sex? (Read 18290 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 27, 2006, 04:45:47 PM »

My answer is easy - the smile.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:48:02 PM »

The ass, no doubt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:48:52 PM »

Nothing is more beautiful than a woman's smile and personality.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 04:48:52 PM

Nothing is more beautiful than a woman's smile and personality.

You're just saying this because your girlfriend has an impeccable body that glistens in the light, and whose exterior beauty is only outshined by her amazing personality.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:51:35 PM »

WILLCO, HAVE YOU MET MR. ETHER?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

now commit that ish

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:51:35 PM »

Yeah, I totally agree with that.

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:52:14 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 27, 2006, 04:49:48 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 04:48:52 PM
Nothing is more beautiful than a woman's smile and personality.
You're just saying this because your girlfriend has an impeccable body that glistens in the light, and whose exterior beauty is only outshined by her amazing personality.

:'( That was pretty deep man. Jealous total.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:52:59 PM »

WHAT? NAZI ADMINS EDITING POSTS?! AM THIS GAF PART II?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:53:42 PM »

I didn't modify his posts, I meant to hit quote and hit modify instead! Simple mistake!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:54:32 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:55:44 PM »

A mean left hook, am I rite? lolz

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:57:33 PM »

WHERES THE CAMERA IN THAT SHOT?

OH NO IT WAS DELETED!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:57:47 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** September 27, 2006, 04:59:08 PM »

Shake, for making me delete that at work, you get a 24 hour ban on posting - but feel free to use PMs and crap.

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:05:37 PM »

Lol, willco got yelled at for looking at porn.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:06:17 PM »

Shake is unbanned, because I can't get the triggers to work properly, but he gets a REAL BAN if he does it again.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #16 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:06:23 PM »

I AM FREE

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:09:47 PM »

Braveheart voice: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMM

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:12:32 PM »

What just happened?

I missed it all

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:13:47 PM »

Naked chick. Sex toys. Use your imagination

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:14:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2006, 05:12:32 PM

What just happened?

I missed it all

I WAS UNJUSTLY BANNED FOR POSTING A RELATIVELY MILD PICTURE. LOLZ PLACE WORSE THAN GAF, AMIRITE?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:14:57 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 27, 2006, 05:14:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2006, 05:12:32 PM
What just happened?

I missed it all

I WAS UNJUSTLY BANNED FOR POSTING A RELATIVELY MILD PICTURE. LOLZ PLACE WORSE THAN GAF, AMIRITE?

Willco being a hardass again I see.

What did Juice say about Crystal?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:19:03 PM »

Shake posted a naked picture with sex toys in her openings, which is clearly against the ToS and won't be tolerated. The majority of us post at the workplace too.

CajoleJuice said she has a non existent bosom, which I modified in jest (he knows!). Her bosom, albeit not huge, a) exists and b) compliments her petite physique quite well.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:21:36 PM »

Yea, the edit was funny. The only part I don't like about it is that it makes me out to look like Diablos.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:22:24 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:33:35 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 27, 2006, 05:21:36 PM

Yea, the edit was funny. The only part I don't like about it is that it makes me out to look like Diablos.

*spits soda onto keyboard*

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #26 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:42:27 PM »

vagina

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:43:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 05:19:03 PM

Shake posted a naked picture with sex toys in her openings, which is clearly against the ToS and won't be tolerated. The majority of us post at the workplace too.

CajoleJuice said she has a non existent bosom, which I modified in jest (he knows!). Her bosom, albeit not huge, a) exists and b) compliments her petite physique quite well.

Small boobs? Well she is asian Willco. Tell me something I don't know - you have a big nose?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:45:02 PM »

Not really, but my mom's a convert, so all is forgiven. I really don't look particularally Jewish. I can't recall many Jews with size 15/16 feet either

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:46:29 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 05:45:02 PM

Not really, but my mom's a convert, so all is forgiven. I really don't look particularally Jewish. I can't recall many Jews with size 15/16 feet either

Size 15 wtf? I don't believe you

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:47:30 PM »

Believe it. That's how BuddyC found me at E3, actually. He heard someone say, "Federman!" and looked around with dudes with large feet.

I wear Nikes in size 16, their size 15 shoes aren't too comfortable. The only other shoes I wear are Reebok, Adidas and Vans (especially!), and all of those are plenty comfy in size 15.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:47:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 05:45:02 PM

Not really, but my mom's a convert, so all is forgiven. I really don't look particularally Jewish. I can't recall many Jews with size 15/16 feet either

Hmmm.... maybe because there are none?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:48:40 PM »

Are you calling me a fake Jew? I heard that from Tre`, don't need it from you!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:50:41 PM »

Youre the SPLENDA OF JEWS lolz kidding man we're tight

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:51:09 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 05:48:40 PM

Are you calling me a fake Jew? I heard that from Tre`, don't need it from you!

I demand pics of these magical feet

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:52:51 PM »

I am not going to take pics of my feet (got somethin' going on down near my big toes), but when I get home, I'll snap shots of my shoe sizes, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 05:52:51 PM

I am not going to take pics of my feet (got somethin' going on down near my big toes), but when I get home, I'll snap shots of my shoe sizes, though.

Ever heard of socks?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:55:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2006, 05:53:44 PM

Ever heard of socks?

I don't wear them when I'm not in my shoes for medical reasons. I find it pretty ironic that you demand photographic evidence of my large feet despite the fact that you have never submitted photos of you in any shape or form!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:56:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 05:55:24 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2006, 05:53:44 PM
Ever heard of socks?

I don't wear them when I'm not in my shoes for medical reasons. I find it pretty ironic that you demand photographic evidence of my large feet despite the fact that you have never submitted photos of you in any shape or form!

SHHHH

If I can ask, what medical reasons?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:57:50 PM »

Got some not-quite-ingrown-but-flaring-up-and-not-attractive action going on. If I'm not wearing shoes, I'm not wearing socks, because I like 'em to breathe.

But again, I'll snap shots of the shoes! I'll even pull out my horribly disgustingly dirty Nike's!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:59:05 PM »

I dont wear socks around the house, sweaty feet are disgusting.

etiolate · « **Reply #41 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:59:14 PM »

The neck. A girl with the regal, slight neck = hot.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:02:58 PM »

I'm sure I'll get the jokes, I've heard 'em all.

"You should go to clown school, you've already got the shoes!"
"A fleet of Cubans could make it to America in your shoes."
"Do they make apartment buildings out of your shoeboxes?"

And so on.

The most embarassing time I had was when I was on a family trip to Maine when I was 17. We stopped by this factory outlet and picked up an outrageously cheap pair of boots in size 16 that fit me ($35 for any kind of footwear was a STEAL for me prior to the Internet). We started to unload our stuff at the hotel, and my father and I ducked into the van. He put the shoebox on a cart and some woman and her girlfriend passed the luggage cart. She spots the box and the size and goes, "SIZE SIXTEEN - DAYUM LIKE TO GET ME SOME OF DAT."

I kind of smiled real quick until I realized my father was looking with kind of embarassed face. Then I was like, "WHUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN DAD!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:04:11 PM »

Body parts...I like the stomach and ass.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:06:50 PM »

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #45 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:08:47 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2006, 05:59:05 PM

I dont wear socks around the house, sweaty feet are disgusting.

Truth.

And PD, how big are your shoes if I may ask? Eights? Nines?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:09:05 PM »

I shall call him TWINKLE TOES from now on.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:09:22 PM »

To answer the original question, I'll probably have to agree with Willco. As long as a girl isn't a fatty, if she's pretty and when she smiles she can brighten your day in a second...yea thats pretty awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:10:05 PM »

Fat chicks got nice smiles, but bad curves!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:11:38 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 06:10:05 PM

Fat chicks got nice smiles, but bad curves!

BAG AND BOARD 'EM, I ALWAYS SAY!

Vizzys · « **Reply #50 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:12:12 PM »

Facial features mostly. Ass and tits are always a bonus though.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:12:21 PM »

her filthy dripping roast beef flaps

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:13:32 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 27, 2006, 06:08:47 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2006, 05:59:05 PM
I dont wear socks around the house, sweaty feet are disgusting.

Truth.

And PD, how big are your shoes if I may ask? Eights? Nines?

12, which is pretty big. 15 sounds outlandish for a non overweight white guy

Vizzys · « **Reply #53 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:14:36 PM »

Haha I wear size 13 shoes. I'm a monster

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #54 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:14:52 PM »

I'M SORRY MY PENIS IS SO BIG, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN THIS WAY.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #55 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:15:11 PM »

Pfffft.

I'm 11.5 and I'm an average sized white guy.....

TWINKLE TOES.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:16:26 PM »

Also - big feet used to suck. I got crap shoes, because they were so expensive that my folks got whatever was the cheapest. No Jordan's for me. Also, I couldn't get rollerblades or anything that was dependent on shoe size because my feet kept growing until high school. My parents thought it was a waste of money.

Now, thanks to the Internet, get shoes is cheap and finally they make ~~trash bags~~ condoms that fit me!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #57 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:17:13 PM »

Whatever you say.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:17:56 PM »

Do I need to PM you pics of my penis, Shake.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #59 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:18:29 PM »

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Author Topic: Most attractive part on the opposite sex? (Read 18290 times)