No one was in the office (the women folk went out to lunch), so I picked up the phone. It was a woman calling for one of my bosses, and I asked who she was.
She went, "I'm Mary... from nowhere."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Mary: "I'm from infinity."
Me: "Who are you calling for again?"
Mary: "Ms. [My Boss], about the service we did for her. It's important that we speak to her."
Me: "Uh, I don't think she's here." (I'm totally lying)
Mary: "Oh, you mean she's busy - because she's there. I will call back later from the zone."
Me: "... k."
I'm like a bystander in a X-Files episode.
