Author Topic: The most AWKWARD night ever... (Read 1583 times)

rodi · « **on:** August 12, 2007, 09:55:26 AM »

So, I'm trying to sleep at four in the morning when four of my buddies come in screaming drunk and start having sex.

Solo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2007, 10:06:00 AM »

You shoulda just given the ol' reach around.

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2007, 10:15:59 AM »

Seriously?

Gay Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2007, 12:40:07 PM »

Didn't you join the army or something?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2007, 02:39:50 PM »

what the fuck? HAHAHA

bud · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2007, 02:43:05 PM »

buddies as in male friends?

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2007, 02:43:39 PM »

were they all going at it together, or was it two seperate couples?

Yeti · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2007, 02:51:45 PM »

so did you sit there watching them the whole time or did you join in?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2007, 08:04:40 PM »

Ok who else is imagining four army men slamming into a barracks piss drunk and then getting it on in a bunk bed?

no homo.

FatalT · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2007, 08:05:11 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 12, 2007, 08:04:40 PM

Ok who else is imagining four army men slamming into a barracks piss drunk and then getting it on in a bunk bed?

no homo.

Yeah, that.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2007, 08:06:49 PM »

They had sex, meaning guys were involved. Of course she didn't join in. She went to the showers in the following morning and played with herself, like all sad little women do.

tiesto · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2007, 09:39:48 PM »

Hmm... last nite I left a party at my friend's house, and saw some of my friends (from the party), talking to a car with 2 drunk 20 year olds in it... trying to talk them up. I started flirting with them and acted stupid with them... eventually one of them said they had to piss, and she walked over to a neighbor's tree, squatted, and pissed right in front of all of us

And yes folks, I got both of their #'s, they were pretty bombed and I doubt they even will remember... but I'm gonna call tomorrow just for shits n' giggles.

Error Macro · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2007, 09:44:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 12, 2007, 08:04:40 PM

Ok who else is imagining four army men slamming into a barracks piss drunk and then getting it on in a bunk bed?

no homo.

Candyflip · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2007, 11:41:12 PM »

I did shrooms last night. Last time I'm ever doing that shit around fucking drunk people. They become ridiculous attention whores. It was definitely weird though. Not what I was expecting.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2007, 01:44:40 AM »

@ thread

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2007, 02:14:04 AM »

rodi is still in the ARMY.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2007, 02:17:56 AM »

Rodi is in the army.

Rodi is a girl.

Rodi's bunkmates must also be girls.

Rodi's bunkmates came in drunk in the middle of the night and started having sex with each other.

...hot lesbian sex with each other.

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2007, 02:24:53 AM »

you know what's better than hot lesbian sex? Hot lesbian sex involving women on their period. The place would look like a crime scene afterwards.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:12:17 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 13, 2007, 02:24:53 AM

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OMG A MAF ON THE PAD!

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2007, 04:52:26 AM »

BlackMage, you only posted that 'cuz you wanted to use that emoticon, didn't you?

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Author Topic: The most AWKWARD night ever... (Read 1583 times)