Author Topic: I'm kinda scared to move... (Read 2309 times)

Himu · « **on:** August 13, 2007, 03:16:08 PM »

I mean, what if the girls aren't hot? What am I to do then?!

What will happen in Florida? Will I be harassed by distinguished mentally-challenged fellows all the time there? What will happen when I vote in 2008? Will my vote not count?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:17:54 PM »

You didn't really seem to be like a hot chick magnet before - a move can only make things better.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:18:17 PM »

Tsk tsk Willco

What if they are ugly?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:20:46 PM »

all the better I'd say.

why did you choose go to flordia anyway?

hyp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:41:34 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 13, 2007, 03:16:08 PM

I mean, what if the girls aren't hot? What am I to do then?!

What will happen in Florida? Will I be harassed by distinguished mentally-challenged fellows all the time there? What will happen when I vote in 2008? Will my vote not count?

i found that kind of funny.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:45:02 PM »

Make sure to punch pxleyes in the face for me

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2007, 03:46:39 PM »

Florida is a poopfest, have fun with mexicans

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2007, 04:21:00 PM »

Don't get swept away by a hurricane.

Yeti · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:22:27 PM »

There are loads more hot girls in Florida than Ohio from my experiences, but like demi said there are a lot of Mexicans too, if that isn't your thing. I'll probably be moving down to Florida around Januaryish.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 13, 2007, 03:18:17 PM

Tsk tsk Willco

What if they are ugly?

It means you'll have more time to play Persona 3!

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:38:39 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 13, 2007, 03:46:39 PM

Florida is a poopfest, have fun with mexicans

I live in Texas. I'm used to Mexicans.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:40:59 PM »

You are better off in Texas

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:41:33 PM »

Florida has a lot of Cubans and Haitians

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:45:40 PM »

You should have applied for the Guildhall at SMU, you could intern at Gearbox or something.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2007, 05:48:15 PM »

Well, my parents won't let me get a certificate. I didn't want to go to college. I wanted to go art school and my parents were like,"nope. you're going to college because at art schools they don't give out degrees."

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2007, 06:21:40 PM »

Why are you going to Florida?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2007, 06:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 13, 2007, 05:48:15 PM

Well, my parents won't let me get a certificate. I didn't want to go to college. I wanted to go art school and my parents were like,"nope. you're going to college because at art schools they don't give out degrees."

...I love you but Himu, they made the right decision.

abrader · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2007, 07:14:44 PM »

i fucking hate florida - and live there now (orlando)

Where are you moving in florida?

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2007, 07:18:49 PM »

Orlando

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2007, 07:23:01 PM »

come over tonight

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2007, 07:25:15 PM »

You're going to be around A LOT of babes Himu omg. I'm sure Houston has lots of lovely ladies (redbones, Mexicans, etc) but now you'll be hitting it big time. Puerto Rican babes, Dominican Republic, latinas, etc etc omg

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:28:37 PM »

Himu, one of my best friends is black and moved to Florida for college. He says he had chicks all over him over there and they talked about drinking up his "chocolate syrup" and shit.

You will get laid SO MUCH.

EDIT: He also went to a massage parlor place that gave out happy endings. I'll ask him for the name of the place if you're interested, lolz.

tiesto · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:56:25 PM »

Orlando has a pretty big Vietnamese population IIRC, if that's your thing. And OMG, I am not really big into Latinas but Miami... OMG... made me rethink THAT position pretty quickly! Orlando you get a lot of Brit tourists if that's your thing, too. The Brits would rather go to our Disneyworld than the French Euro Disney

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:00:48 PM »

Cuban chicks are kinda stuck up, and Dominican girls have a reputation for being sleazy. Puerto Rican gals are sort of the happy medium, tho, and they're already US citizens so you know they're not just sleeping with you in the hopes of getting a green card somehow.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:16:13 PM »

I thought you were moving to NC?

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:33:47 PM »

Dominican girls > Puerto Rican girls, at least in NYC. They just have better personalities overall.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:35:21 PM »

Dominican girls are kinda nasty-looking, IMO, and once you hear them speak spanish...their accent sounds so fucking gauche. The equivalent of distinguished mentally-challenged redneck speak in American English.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2007, 12:08:13 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 10:28:37 PM

EDIT: He also went to a massage parlor place that gave out happy endings. I'll ask him for the name of the place if you're interested, lolz.

info plz

what type of happy ending

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #28 on:** August 14, 2007, 12:10:50 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 13, 2007, 11:33:47 PM

Dominican girls > Puerto Rican girls, at least in NYC. They just have better personalities overall.

I can't tell the difference.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2007, 12:12:29 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 14, 2007, 12:08:13 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 10:28:37 PM
EDIT: He also went to a massage parlor place that gave out happy endings. I'll ask him for the name of the place if you're interested, lolz.

info plz

what type of happy ending

I'll e-mail him and hope he remembers the place's name or address. He said it was a handjob, btw.

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Author Topic: I'm kinda scared to move... (Read 2309 times)