Me in my hat.

[JJR]

Hey. 

[Gay Boy]

best thread of all time

[Phoenix Dark]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

shop

[Madrun Badrun]

we have a thread for this kind of thing, and it's even on the front page. 

[Van Cruncheon]

the problem with romans is their fetish for haberdashery. seriously, it's a covering, like how other romans cover for their natural pedophilia. it's like how togas were designed for convenient pederasty, only for your head. it hides your intentions. i have a neighbor named grace, he's a cool cat, likes to tickle and have natural fun, and he says that pedophilia was legal back in rome, but that they had a different meaning for the word. grace is coming over this weekend and we'll ride bikes and shoot the shit and maybe we'll have what the romans called an orgy, only we'll tell the kids first.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Cyanista]

 

They should make a parcher generator you can run normal paragraphs through.  Like an LSD addled, little boy tickling babel fish.