Author Topic: THE DARK NIGHT PICS (Read 5966 times)

bud · « **on:** August 16, 2007, 07:22:46 PM »

stolen from gaf. there are more but i'm lazy.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:27:39 PM »

Clowns aren't creepy just 'cause they don't own a mirror

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:36:47 PM »

batman looks a bit too skinny

bud · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:41:00 PM »

MOAR

$till LegendaryU2K · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:42:22 PM »

Like i keep saying over and over and over again, dont matter what new batman movie comes out, nothing is better then batman 1 and 2.
Michael Keaton rules , period.

Oh and btw, the new joker looks silly, this movie will be like batman beings 1, ok, but nothing great.
Will i go see this when it comes out? No
Will i buy it on DVD or VHS? Yes.

bud · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:45:17 PM »

who the fuck sells vhs tapes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:47:11 PM »

Quote from: $till LegendaryU2K on August 16, 2007, 07:42:22 PM

Like i keep saying over and over and over again, dont matter what new batman movie comes out, nothing is better then batman 1 and 2.
Michael Keaton rules , period.

Oh and btw, the new joker looks silly, this movie will be like batman beings 1, ok, but nothing great.
Will i go see this when it comes out? No
Will i buy it on DVD or VHS? Yes.

You, your wife, your rabbits, and your stupid cats need to stop taking drugs and face reality: there is no God, no one cares about your memes, and most importantly Christian Bale is the ONLY man on this earth worthy of being The Batman.

Now go peddle your fantasies elsewhere, this is a thread for real men

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:49:49 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 16, 2007, 07:45:17 PM

who the fuck sells vhs tapes.

$till LegendaryU2K does. Him and his wife make animal porn and sell it.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:53:08 PM »

Fuck Tim Burton and Michael Keaton up their poo-filled arses. Those old batman movies fucking sucked.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:53:47 PM »

Quote from: $till LegendaryU2K on August 16, 2007, 07:42:22 PM

Like i keep saying over and over and over again, dont matter what new batman movie comes out, nothing is better then batman 1 and 2.
Michael Keaton rules , period.

Oh and btw, the new joker looks silly, this movie will be like batman beings 1, ok, but nothing great.
Will i go see this when it comes out? No
Will i buy it on DVD or VHS? Yes.

Don't agree. Keaton's acting was fine but he doesn't have the physical build of Batman. Also, he just walked around like Robocop which is not how Batman fights. Every Batman fan knows that he relies on stealth, speed and superb fighting skills. Tim Burton also added a lot of unnecessary silliness to the films. Campy Batman is just not as cool as serious Batman.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2007, 07:59:16 PM »

It's a disgrace to my intelligence to even compare Michael Keaton to Chrstian Bale. And I actually like both Burton films, in part because I like Burton in general. But his two Batman films don't touch Batman Begins.

Christian Bale is one of the best young (he's only 33) male actors in Hollywood, and was born to be Batman. He has the physical build of The Batman, and he looks like the eligible bachelor we know Bruce Wayne is.

$till LegendaryU2K · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:00:14 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 16, 2007, 07:45:17 PM

who the fuck sells vhs tapes.

Plenty of places, like pawn shops for one and other places. You just have to look around man, VHS/VCR's is awesome. But dont worry, i have a dvd player, actually 2 of them. One in the living room, standard DVD, and one in me and my wife's room, DVD/VCR Combo. I use VHS for pretty much everything, but more importantly recording smallville shows.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 16, 2007, 07:47:11 PM

You, your wife, your rabbits, and your stupid cats need to stop taking drugs and face reality: there is no God, no one cares about your memes, and most importantly Christian Bale is the ONLY man on this earth worthy of being The Batman.

oh and about bale, well thats your opinion, nobody plays batman better then Keaton. Difference of opinion, thats all.

Cyanista · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:01:24 PM »

I really loved the Keaton batman movies when I was younger, but Batman Begins is the only batman movie to ever touch on how batman got from omg deadparents to I R CAPED CRUSADER.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:08:00 PM »

this movie looks campy, sorry guys

bud · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:09:38 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 16, 2007, 08:08:00 PM

this movie looks campy, sorry guys

lol

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:11:12 PM »

if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:26:53 PM »

WHO DO U THINK U R DRINKY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:27:43 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel

if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too

Aren't you colorblind? Maybe you already look like a clown and don't know it.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:28:05 PM »

Why does the cave look like the house of the Matrix guy from Grandma's Boy $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:30:06 PM »

Because the cave isn't in the movie - it's like a garage. He lives in a penthouse for the majority of the film since Wayne Manor was destroyed by some English asshole.

Mandark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:30:24 PM »

I watched the Adam West one a few weeks ago, and I think it might be the best Batman movie, in terms of pulling off its goal.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:31:30 PM »

So it's the Batgarage?

I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.

bud · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on August 16, 2007, 08:31:30 PM

So it's the Batgarage?

I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.

the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:36:11 PM »

I just want shaky cam in the Batgarage

Bloodwake · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:37:18 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 16, 2007, 07:53:08 PM

Fuck Tim Burton and Michael Keaton up their poo-filled arses. Those old batman movies fucking sucked.

I agree with the bolded.

FUCK HIS STUPID ASS.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:37:40 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 16, 2007, 08:34:12 PM

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on August 16, 2007, 08:31:30 PM
So it's the Batgarage?

I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.

the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.

tu no sabes que es amar, huey.

bud · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:38:55 PM »

i know he was joking or whatever but i needed to get that out of my system

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:39:55 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 16, 2007, 08:34:12 PM

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on August 16, 2007, 08:31:30 PM
So it's the Batgarage?

I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.

the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.

What do you expect from a director with no idea how to direct a fight scene? Also, a lot of these stills are downright silly out of context. Camp value ahoy? I fucking hope so.

AND... Batman Returns > *

bud · « **Reply #28 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:41:56 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on August 16, 2007, 08:39:55 PM

Quote from: bud on August 16, 2007, 08:34:12 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on August 16, 2007, 08:31:30 PM
So it's the Batgarage?

I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.

the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.

What do you expect from a director with no idea how to direct a fight scene? Also, a lot of these stills are downright silly out of context. Camp value ahoy? I fucking hope so.

AND... Batman Returns > *

i expect him to fix that since he's doing it for the 2nd time.

LET ME BE

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 16, 2007, 08:30:24 PM

I watched the Adam West one a few weeks ago, and I think it might be the best Batman movie, in terms of pulling off its goal.

This is true. If you look at a Batman comic from the time period, the TV Show/Movie captured the look and feel perfectly (within budgetary limits).

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #30 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:46:03 PM »

Someone forgot to put makeup on Cesar Romero's neck

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 16, 2007, 08:27:43 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel
if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too
Aren't you colorblind? Maybe you already look like a clown and don't know it.

The worst thing about being colorblind is that I can see through black people.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:48:16 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on August 16, 2007, 08:46:03 PM

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Someone forgot to put makeup on Cesar Romero's neck

the expression on his face in this pic reminds me of Gary Oldman when he played Mason Verger in Hannibal

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:48:22 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 16, 2007, 08:47:22 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 16, 2007, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel
if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too
Aren't you colorblind? Maybe you already look like a clown and don't know it.

The worst thing about being colorblind is that I can see through black people.

u

scooby?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:58:58 PM »

" I might be able to get a cookie now, what do you think, Cordell?"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2007, 12:52:25 AM »

Going from blind loyalty on GAF to outright ignorance on evilbore about this movie is pretty funny.

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:00:26 AM »

The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:05:20 AM »

Did you get my PM whiteman?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:12:15 AM »

people are bitching

Color me surprised.

thekavorka · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:15:48 AM »

and this is why not many people come to evilbore

the ratio of Batman Begins haters to lovers is abnormally high here

If you guys started loving Batman Begins/TDK blindly (like I do), this site would be bustling with traffic.

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:16:33 AM »

Nolan's pitch:

"Okay guys, now think of the Joker, and think of what he'd be like. . .IF HE PUT HIS MAKEUP ON ALL SLOPPY! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DARK, ISSNIT?"

drohne · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:19:29 AM »

JOKER...WE MAY NEED YOU TO PLAY TWING TWANG

bluemax · « **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2007, 01:40:39 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2007, 01:00:26 AM

The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.

There's enough examples in comics that prove you wrong.

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:05:07 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on August 17, 2007, 01:40:39 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2007, 01:00:26 AM
The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.

There's enough examples in comics that prove you wrong.

Well, Nolan should look at them, then, because this joke looks like Cesar Romero dunked his head in a fishtank on a hot day after shooting.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:08:45 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on August 17, 2007, 01:40:39 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2007, 01:00:26 AM
The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.

There's enough examples in comics that prove you wrong.

I dunno, most of the "definitive" Jokers (The Killing Joke, Mark Hamill esp. in Batman Beyond movie, Alex Ross) are all clean and snappy. I can't remember any who looked like Drunk-Ass Hobo Shit.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:30:06 AM »

Joker is overrated anyway. If you by comics, it's distinguished mentally-challenged that the Joker would give Batman any trouble at all since we see Batman fighting alonside Superman against galatic threats. But I guess you could say Batman fighting Darkseid is kinda distinguished mentally-challenged too.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:36:18 AM »

The best Batman comics aren't the DC-y ones, they're the detective-y ones.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:42:51 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2007, 02:36:18 AM

The best Batman comics aren't the DC-y ones, they're the detective-y ones.

I agree, which is why I don't get why the same people that hate super powers also love DKR. Batman's lack of super powers becomes a silly plot device whenever he's fighting against Supes-level enemies. You might as well call Batman's intellect and gadgets super powers if they somehow let him win against guys that can destroy whole planets. It's just inconsistent to have Joker as Batman's arch villain when Batman has a much easier time against guys that are not only exponentially more powerful but also more intelligent.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #48 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:51:17 AM »

I'll say it again, A Joker that looks like this:

just wouldn't fit in Nolan's imagining of the Batman universe. You can bitch and moan about how some of the shit he's doing is raping the Batman franchise and its mythos, but he couldn't give two shits. Batman as a character has always worked the best when it's told in a semi-realistic fashion with a believable story and characters (I know, lol for me saying comic characters are *gasp* believable). Nolan wants to make it as realistic and emotionally interesting as possible, and the audience isn't going to feel that if a Joker comes parading about on-screen looks like he was literally painted like a fucking cartoon character.

And then you can continue and tell me that the Joker SHOULD look like this because he essentially is SUPPOSED to look like that. That that's why the Joker is so interesting in the first place. But this is the Nolans' and Goyer's vision in how a man would somehow become this twisted, scarred and gruesome looking while still coming off as a kidder.

The Joker can work in a gritty environment, people just don't how to handle him in such an environment other than this portrayal.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #49 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:53:23 AM »

Looks hella gay.

BlackMage · « **Reply #50 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:03:02 AM »

i'll give it a chance.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #51 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:26:32 AM »

Quote from: drohne on August 17, 2007, 01:19:29 AM

JOKER...WE MAY NEED YOU TO PLAY TWING TWANG

(Image removed from quote.)

The best Batman stories are from a realistic environment, IMO. That's one of the reasons I've always connected to Batman. He just seems more REAL.

I love the fucking new Joker designs, and it really fits into what I would expect from Nolan. Plus, considering his track record:

Memento - fucking great
Insomnia - decent
Batman Begins - fucking great
Prestige - pretty damn good

I honestly have nothing to worry about.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #52 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:37:24 AM »

Prestige was fuckawesome. I loooove that movie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:39:41 AM »

It's insulting to call Prestige "good". It's not. It's freaking amazing.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #54 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:40:01 AM »

Prestige was kinda disappointing. Maybe I expected too much. I thought I was going to see a contest between two amazing magicians, but at the end, it just appeared that neither guy was a truly great magician.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #55 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:45:35 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 17, 2007, 03:40:01 AM

Prestige was kinda disappointing. Maybe I expected too much. I thought I was going to see a contest between two amazing magicians, but at the end, it just appeared that neither guy was a truly great magician.

Great taste in RPGs and a solid understanding of what makes a quality movie, modded +1 for clarity baby.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #56 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:43:52 AM »

joker looks awesome

Bloodwake · « **Reply #57 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:57:33 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 17, 2007, 03:40:01 AM

Prestige was kinda disappointing. Maybe I expected too much. I thought I was going to see a contest between two amazing magicians, but at the end, it just appeared that neither guy was a truly great magician.

I felt the same way... disappointing in that it wasn't in my top five of last year, but it was in my top ten. The Prestige was still a very good film, and one I need to pick up on Blu-Ray.

anthonyOA · « **Reply #58 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:03:57 AM »

The title of this movie is racist as fuck.

I'll be contacting my local black empowerment center.

Mike Works · « **Reply #59 on:** August 17, 2007, 06:16:18 AM »

RAS AL GHUL DOESN'T LOOK ASIAN, WHAT THE FUCK

WHERE'S THE SCARECROW'S HAT?!?

edit: oops, are we on the sequel already?

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Author Topic: THE DARK NIGHT PICS (Read 5966 times)