Author Topic: Bioshock "looks like shit," GoW, Halo >>> Bio, says Highly Respected Journalist  (Read 1883 times)

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I kid, I kid.  It's only Leguna.  Look at this thread and have a laugh.

http://fhgforum.free-forums.org/fhgforum-about607.html

Some choice quotes::

Quote from: Leguna
The game looks like shit, but reviews say its good, we'll see.
Quote from: Leguna
When you think about it, the gameplay doesn't really have anything new.  The ability to shoot fire and electricute is really just another 'gun'.

Quote from: Leguna
I get the impression that Bioshock will be a corridor shooter all the way until the end.  I feel like it will get old fast.  In about a month and a half, Halo 3 will show developers how to make a great FPS.

Quote from: Leguna
Halo 3 >>>>>>>>> Bioshock.  Hell for that matter i think...

Gears of War >>>>>>>>Bioshock.

There you have  it  :)


If you have any responses, let me know and I'll post 'em for you guys.   ;)
« Last Edit: August 17, 2007, 12:37:58 PM by lyte edge »
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MrAngryFace

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Gears of War is crap.

The original Halo you could maybe argue, but Halo 2 is kinda not even close.
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demi

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He is right on some things though.
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He is right on some things though.

He is, but it's the comments about graphics, "standard FPS" game play, and "comparison" to Gears Of War that made me post this here.  I know when I played the Bioshock demo, GEARS OF WAR was the first thing that came to mind!  ???
« Last Edit: August 17, 2007, 12:18:40 PM by lyte edge »
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MrAngryFace

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Gears of War sux
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Candyflip

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Gears of War sux
Wow, someone who agrees. When I said this in the GoW thread at GAF I got half a page of pissed off fanboys. Their love for that game is inexplicable.

lol@"electricute"
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MrAngryFace

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I new it would suck when I first saw the video of the orbital cannon that didnt even do damage to the environment. I bought it on the cheap for the graphics, but as a game its blah. I say all that and I LOVE my 360, so there ya go lol.
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I really like the Incinerate power because it's just so cool.

Snap your fingers, FWOOSH they're engulfed, then swap to your pistol and CAP CAP CAP CAP

Just pretty cool.
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MrAngryFace

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NO DEMI CARS IS A BETTER GAME!
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No way, Gears was fucking great.  I enjoyed playing through it immensely, and the co-op rocks.  It's the multiplayer deathmatch that needs work.
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No way, Gears was fucking great.  I enjoyed playing through it immensely, and the co-op rocks.  It's the multiplayer deathmatch that needs work.

Yeah, Gears' multiplayer is highly unbalanced and highly unfun.

MrAngryFace

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Cours if youre playing with unskilled japanese or lagged americans its LOTS of fun
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Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I ran too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty heck that shot your woman down

Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee
If you've got the warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me sore
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail
They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine
I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Ah, and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court

Into the courtroom my trial began
Where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out
I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man
Holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read murder in the first degree
I hollered Lawdy Lawdy, have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down

Come on you've gotta listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
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Shuri

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what was the point of this post, t234?

T234

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Shuri, the bolded part on the last line pretty much sums it up.
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