Author Topic: Weed: Not so harmless? (Read 5978 times)

bud · « **Reply #60 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:47:48 PM »

malek says season 3 of the office is awesome $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #61 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:49:04 PM »

Malek always have depressing stories to tell, I'm gonna kill myself

Some girl: Aww you should see my cat, it's so cute
Malek: I had a cat once. It escaped the house and got ripped apart by a pit bull
Some girl: ...

Dude: My buddy is gonna have a party at his dad's house, wanna come?
Malek: My buddy used to have a big house. But there was a gas leak and he died in his sleep
Dude: What the hell...

Lady: I just love Bon Jovi. He's my favorite singer
Malek: My favorite singer got shot in the face
Lady: Excuse me?

$:-\$

bud · « **Reply #62 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:49:41 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #63 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:52:52 PM »

I think we need to throw malek an appreciation thread. I'll bring the cake.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #64 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:02:54 PM »

PD

My dog was hit by a car and was also bitten by a dog that was pit-bull mix. $:-\$ However he's still kickin'

Though I do indeed interview poorly Mike, very few companies have responded to my resumes (less than 2%). I do have an interview with a company next week. I don't want to jinx it so I won't name them. I'll just give you the initials; IBM.

Oh, wait!

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 17, 2007, 07:52:52 PM

I think we need to throw malek an appreciation thread. I'll bring the cake.

Please don't.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #65 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:04:49 PM »

what position in IBM?

also...would you tape and upload your next interview? so we can ridicule you? AND maybe give advice?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #66 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:07:27 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 17, 2007, 08:04:49 PM

what position in IBM?

A crappy sales rep job.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on August 17, 2007, 08:07:27 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 17, 2007, 08:04:49 PM
what position in IBM?
A crappy sales rep job.

My uncle was westren sales rep from Canada for a very long time; he is very rich, but he went to business collage.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:13:04 PM »

A collaga, eh?

The pay isn't that bad (35k+) and it is better than my current salary (0-)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #69 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:18:55 PM »

thats not bad, hope you get it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #70 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:31:17 PM »

how are you surviving?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #71 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:33:04 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2007, 08:31:17 PM

how are you surviving?

Mooching and selling my body.

Mupepe · « **Reply #72 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:35:03 PM »

sell your body to me. you look a lot like cajole right? i need to get my technique down before i get to him

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #73 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2007, 08:35:03 PM

sell your body to me. you look a lot like cajole right? i need to get my technique down before i get to him

I don't sell my body to whores. Sorry.

Cajole doesn't really look like me anyhow. If you want a Cajole lookalike call al-Qaida.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #74 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:42:42 PM »

I heard that for medicinal marijuana, they recommend you make it into a tea which is supposedly the most efficient way of ingesting it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #75 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:49:00 PM »

The health hazards associated with any sort of smoking are a small price to pay for getting to look really fucking cool.

Mupepe · « **Reply #76 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on August 17, 2007, 08:42:26 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2007, 08:35:03 PM
sell your body to me. you look a lot like cajole right? i need to get my technique down before i get to him

I don't sell my body to whores. Sorry.

Cajole doesn't really look like me anyhow. If you want a Cajole lookalike call al-Qaida.

you're rude.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:52:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2007, 08:49:00 PM

The health hazards associated with any sort of smoking are a small price to pay for getting to look really fucking cool.

When a cigar isn't just a cigar.

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2007, 08:51:15 PM

you're rude.

Sorry, whore.

Mupepe · « **Reply #78 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:54:34 PM »

can we make out (free of charge)?

TVC15 · « **Reply #79 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on August 17, 2007, 08:52:34 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2007, 08:49:00 PM
The health hazards associated with any sort of smoking are a small price to pay for getting to look really fucking cool.
When a cigar isn't just a cigar.

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2007, 08:51:15 PM
you're rude.
Sorry, whore.

I would like to play Camel darts with the face of that television show-ruining whore in your avatar.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #80 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:58:33 PM »

Mupepe, for free you can do anything you want. Money would just spoil it.

White Man, why must you take out your hatred of ham and cheese pitas on Jenna?

TVC15 · « **Reply #81 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:00:27 PM »

I don't take my hate of women out on her. There are other reasons to dislike her, specifically how that painted Jezebel helped ruin a perfectly fine comedy.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #82 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:02:09 PM »

I know TVC ain't talkin' aboot Jenna Fischer, is he?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:04:14 PM »

corny, that avatar is amazing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #84 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:04:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 17, 2007, 09:02:09 PM

I know TVC ain't talkin' aboot Jenna Fischer, is he?

Aboot, eh?

Apparently Washington State gets a different version of the show. And they also seem to get different Beatle's albums.

TVC15 · « **Reply #85 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:05:40 PM »

As a man, a walking abortion, I feel it fit to call out these terrible females that not only see that we are lesser than them, but find amusement in further emasculating our already underdeveloped selves.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #86 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:18:03 PM »

Are we talking about Jenna Fischer or what? Otherwise, TVC's latest tirade doesn't interest me.

Takuan · « **Reply #87 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:42:46 PM »

There's plenty of other poison in cigarettes that isn't in a joint. What substances are they using for comparison?

Mupepe · « **Reply #88 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:44:55 PM »

testicular cancer

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Author Topic: Weed: Not so harmless? (Read 5978 times)