Author Topic: I feel like ass and poo (Read 1536 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** August 17, 2007, 04:59:59 PM »

I was supposed to go to an LA county Japanese community mixer tonight and enjoy the ukiuki wakuwaku Okinawa feeling+drinks, but my sinuses are all stopped up and I'd be bringing my C-game at best. $:-\$ I feel like I should go and meet all the cute single Japanese girls, esp. as this event has been hyped up for the past few weeks and sounds like a fun time, but I know I'd just be cowering in the corner waiting for the DayQuil to take effect.

Looks like an exciting night at home with Persona 3 for meeee.

Does anyone have any super-medicated party stories to share?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:40:10 PM »

don't japanese people really like to get drunk? you could wait an hour and then arrive.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:42:07 PM »

don't go. going outside and being social is for fucking losers.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:42:59 PM »

Go. There could be some horny chicks who want some ass and poo.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:44:07 PM »

they're japanese!

*reads what bagofeyes wrote*

*keeps reply*

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:44:47 PM »

women are only trouble.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:48:40 PM »

I got dissed for the first time as a single dode today, so that's pretty fucking awesome. I think I'll just do some Nyquil rapido shooters and pass out.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:51:31 PM »

you got dissed?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 17, 2007, 08:48:40 PM

I got dissed for the first time as a single dode today, so that's pretty fucking awesome. I think I'll just do some Nyquil rapido shooters and pass out.

> more

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:01:09 PM »

well "maybe another time" might not fall into your standard dis category. homegirl was having a housewarming party at the same time I was trying to invite her to my friends' b-day party, so she had a good excuse why she can't go.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:03:05 PM »

thats a dis of ultimate proportions

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:04:15 PM »

is it down the road or across the street? i keep forgetting.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:05:42 PM »

awesome. fuck Oakie

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:06:44 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 17, 2007, 09:04:58 PM

A mixture of cold medicine and booze made me get into a shoving match with Paul Oakenfolds manager, at which point I slunk away and pissed into his equipment boxes.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:07:40 PM »

I just took some more drugs. maybe I should go home and take a nap and figure out how I feel in an hour or two. party doesn't start til 830.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:12:09 PM »

whenever I have a slight cold, I always have this crazy theory that drinking alcohol will kill off the germs.

I think this science has as much basis in fact as my "I may sleep fewer hours, but each hour I sleep will be more intense" justification for staying up late.

Candyflip · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:15:52 PM »

I think I want to bang this chick on Wow $:-\$

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:16:13 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on August 17, 2007, 09:15:52 PM

I think I want to bang this chick on Wow $:-\$

who says she's a chick $:-\$

Candyflip · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:18:24 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 17, 2007, 09:16:13 PM

Quote from: Candyflip on August 17, 2007, 09:15:52 PM
I think I want to bang this chick on Wow $:-\$

who says she's a chick $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:21:49 PM »

That's the most depressing

I've ever seen

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:45:00 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 17, 2007, 09:04:58 PM

A mixture of cold medicine and booze made me get into a shoving match with Paul Oakenfolds manager, at which point I slunk away and pissed into his equipment boxes.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on August 17, 2007, 09:15:52 PM

I think I want to bang this chick on Wow $:-\$

Got a pic?

Candyflip · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2007, 10:35:44 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 17, 2007, 09:48:05 PM

Quote from: Candyflip on August 17, 2007, 09:15:52 PM
I think I want to bang this chick on Wow $:-\$

Got a pic?

Jailbait

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2007, 10:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 17, 2007, 09:04:58 PM

A mixture of cold medicine and booze made me get into a shoving match with Paul Oakenfolds manager, at which point I slunk away and pissed into his equipment boxes.

Oakenfold sucks.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2007, 11:27:15 PM »

I feel better after an hour nap, but not good enough to endure the hour drive to the party and back.

Drinking at home + Persona for me!

At least this thread got us a story about pissing in Oakenfold's equipment!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2007, 02:54:41 AM »

what patel's missing out on tonight.

[youtube=425,350]OM8ODecbuhA[/youtube]

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** August 18, 2007, 02:56:06 PM »

Important update: I went to my local CVS pharmacy for the first time since changing apartments...and found out that it's next door to a BevMo.

I am now prepared for ANY eventuality.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2007, 03:04:14 PM »

Synthesizer,do you know how to woo a feisty latina?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2007, 03:32:48 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on August 18, 2007, 03:04:14 PM

Synthesizer,do you know how to woo a feisty latina?

don't you mean latino?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** August 18, 2007, 03:38:46 PM »

SP, you should try flushing out your sinuses with saline solution. I have sinus probs sometimes from allergies, and it really helps, although it is a fucking disgusting process.

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Author Topic: I feel like ass and poo (Read 1536 times)