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bagofeyes

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What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« on: August 17, 2007, 08:42:09 PM »
Did he die?

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 08:42:30 PM »
He made Hollywoodland and I certified him as the worst actor ever.

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 08:47:21 PM »
he's writing a new movie together with matt damon.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 08:49:46 PM »
he's writing a new movie together with matt damon.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 08:50:16 PM »
did you just imply Ben Affleck was the talented part of that duo?  Good god, it's like the fucking twilight zone.

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 08:55:54 PM »
did you just imply Ben Affleck was the talented part of that duo?  Good god, it's like the fucking twilight zone.
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bagofeyes

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 08:59:44 PM »
mupepe has lost his mind

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 09:30:19 PM »
son of a bitch.

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 10:04:30 PM »
Affleck is ok in my book for being fucking amazing in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma. His career after that...not so much.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 10:06:06 PM »
Ugh, your Smith dick sucking fetish needs to stop.  Mallrats and Chasing Amy were tolerable, but Dogma was pure shit. 

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 10:09:27 PM »
affleck co-wrote and co-starred in good will hunting :bow

why doesn't robin williams do more stuff like this? :'(
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 10:11:17 PM »
affleck co-wrote and co-starred in good will hunting :bow
I'll bow down to that :bow :bow

bagofeyes

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 10:13:38 PM »
Affleck is ok in my book for being fucking amazing in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma. His career after that...not so much.

whu? are you still a teenager or something?

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 10:14:14 PM »
Affleck is ok in my book for being fucking amazing in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma. His career after that...not so much.

whu? are you still a teenager or something?
he actually is

bagofeyes

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 10:14:37 PM »
ouch

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2007, 10:26:39 PM »
I am the same age as you Mupepe.  :lol
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2007, 10:35:15 PM »
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2007, 10:37:32 PM »
Once he started doing movies without Damon, everyone realized he sucked.

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2007, 10:41:31 PM »
Once he started doing movies without Damon, everyone realized he sucked.
He wasn't even a known actor before he did chasing amy (which had matt damon) so he never was good? lol
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2007, 10:46:12 PM »
Still never seen a Kevin Smith movie.

Unless Live Free or Die Hard counts. lolz
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2007, 10:47:07 PM »
He ejaculated into and all over Jennifer Lopez on a daily basis  for a few years when she was in her prime. I think the man can sit at home playing videogames in his boxers while enjoying his millions while flushing away his movie career if he wants to.

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2007, 10:48:16 PM »
Shuri, always the devil's advocate.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2007, 11:31:19 PM »
HE MARRIED MY WOMAN!    :'( :'( :'(

bagofeyes

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2007, 11:51:59 PM »
but you got the beard

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2007, 01:52:45 AM »
I'd shave it for my Jennifer.  Never will I love again.   :'(

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2007, 03:33:48 AM »
From what I pikced up from watching Damon's Inside the Actor's Studio edition, Damon had the whole story other than the ending written  and much of the vital dialogue planned for Good Will Hunting, and Affleck's role came in after Damon was told to keep working on it by his professor.  All Affleck truly did was help Damon steer the story towards an ending and some other scenes between Will's friends.

So it's still mostly Damon's beast, and he deserves more credit than Affleck.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2007, 03:37:06 AM »
Affleck truly sucks

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2007, 04:02:56 AM »
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2007, 11:06:08 AM »
I can't watch his movies without staring at his wig the entire time.


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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2007, 12:12:11 PM »
I can't watch his movies without staring at his wig the entire time.


...wig?
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2007, 04:20:07 PM »
Gigli killed Jennifer Lopez's film career as well, she ain't been in squat since.
The Benster has been one of the best hosts SNL has had in recent years, and I'll fiercely dispute with anyone who says otherwise.  And c'mon, who didn't love the guy in Dazed and Confused?

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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2007, 05:14:34 PM »
Yes, he sure was awesome at playing himself in Dazed and Confused: a huge douchebag.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2007, 04:01:29 AM »
He's fucking his bff Matt Damon...or something. Who knows.
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2007, 01:19:16 PM »
While he's a horrible actor, Affleck is an awesome dude and a political nut. Expect him to be the junior senator of Massachusetts in a few years
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Re: What ever happened to Ben Affleck?
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2007, 01:20:19 PM »
good will hunting is the best movie he starred in
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