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MrAngryFace

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Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« on: September 28, 2006, 04:08:48 PM »
I was peeing at work today and the divider between the urinals shows a reflection against its dull blue finish. However when I looked over I DIDNT SEE THE PEE CLEARLY COMING FROM ME.

So this begs the question. Is my pee cursed by a vampire, or are vampires made of pee, or more specifically MY pee? AM I A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2006, 04:13:21 PM »
my poo is a werepee
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2006, 04:24:15 PM »
lolz
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2006, 04:27:34 PM »
You urine is a half-vampire.  You must cut off the head (lolz) of the head vampire or your urine will turn into a full vampire in three nights!
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2006, 04:36:09 PM »
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2006, 05:09:52 PM »
To become a vampire you have to be a virgin and bitten by a vampire of the opposite sex. At least thats what I read. :lol
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brawndolicious

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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2006, 05:15:51 PM »
Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2006, 04:27:34 PM
You urine is a half-vampire.  You must cut off the head (lolz) of the head vampire or your urine will turn into a full vampire in three nights!
So if you masturbate at night it'll go suck blood?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2006, 05:27:27 PM »
he said URINE not SEMEN, sir.

:shh For the record, pissing inside a girl's nuh-uh will either make her mad or send her into toxic shock. Just FYI.
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2006, 05:28:02 PM »
I was always told in grade school if you pee inside a girl's vagina that you'll have an Asian baby.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2006, 05:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2006, 05:28:02 PM
I was always told in grade school if you pee inside a girl's vagina that you'll have an Asian baby.

He shot my hair!
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 05:53:23 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2006, 04:08:48 PM
I was peeing at work today and the divider between the urinals shows a reflection against its dull blue finish. However when I looked over I DIDNT SEE THE PEE CLEARLY COMING FROM ME.

So this begs the question. Is my pee cursed by a vampire, or are vampires made of pee, or more specifically MY pee? AM I A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!

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You you make fun of me? :lol
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Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2006, 05:58:35 PM »
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