Author Topic: which of my daughter's interminable dvd favorites is the BEST relatively speakin (Read 4481 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 19, 2007, 09:52:01 PM »

pick!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:52:37 PM »

No Harry Potter 3?

Oblivion · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:53:42 PM »

ISLAND OF THE SHARKS!

ISLAND OF THE SHARKS!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:54:21 PM »

too scary for her. we haven't tried to rewatch in about two years. it'd easily be the best, though.

i'd put THE CAT RETURNS on there, but it would make it too easy for you studio ghibli fagz

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:54:53 PM »

Finding Nemo, cept for how it pushes umm communism or something on kids.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:55:09 PM »

EVERYBODY POOPS: The Musical

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:55:16 PM »

TOTORO.

TOTORO.

TOTORO.

You should watch Totoro.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:55:38 PM »

Pom Poko is good if you like testicles.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:56:25 PM »

she thought totoro was boring, and frankly, i agree.

cars > totoro

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:56:50 PM »

YOUR DAUGHTER SUCKS! EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE TOTORO!!

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:57:05 PM »

The Cat Returns? Where had it gone to?

I voted for Mickey's Christmas Carol. I had fond memories of that as a kid.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 09:56:25 PM

she thought totoro was boring, and frankly, i agree.

cars > totoro

That's because you are a stupid cigarillo. Totoro is the best Miyazaki.

Oblivion · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:57:51 PM »

Wait, your daughter would be scared with Harry Potter but not with MAN EATING SHARKS?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:58:00 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on August 19, 2007, 09:56:50 PM

YOUR DAUGHTER SUCKS! EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE TOTORO!!

she likes stuart little, which *is* a crime in some states, i think. totoro > stuart little, if it makes you feel any better!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:58:03 PM »

Man good thing Distant is going back to work tomorrow, he's lost it!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:58:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 19, 2007, 09:57:31 PM

That's because you are a stupid cigarillo. Totoro is the best Miyazaki.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 09:58:03 PM

Man good thing Distant is going back to work tomorrow, he's lost it!

Yup. I'm going back to my office that has a TOTORO CALENDAR ON MY DESK.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:58:42 PM »

TVC hasn't even seen paranoia agent! some pillar of anime you got backing you there

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:58:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 19, 2007, 09:57:31 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 09:56:25 PM
she thought totoro was boring, and frankly, i agree.

cars > totoro

That's because you are a stupid cigarillo. Totoro is the best Miyazaki.

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 19, 2007, 09:57:31 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 09:56:25 PM
she thought totoro was boring, and frankly, i agree.

cars > totoro

That's because you are a stupid cigarillo. Totoro is the best Miyazaki.

totoro is sick pedo shit. that dad fucks his daughters in the hot springs! AIN'T GUNNA HAVE THAT FILTH IN MY HOUSE

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 19, 2007, 09:59:01 PM

Stuart Little has that rat faced kid right?

Michael J. Fox?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:00:03 PM »

yeah, jonathan lipnicki, the best argument for reducing child abuse laws to age 5 out there.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 19, 2007, 09:59:56 PM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 19, 2007, 09:59:01 PM
Stuart Little has that rat faced kid right?

Michael J. Fox?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:00:03 PM

yeah, jonathan lipnicki, the best argument for reducing child abuse laws to age 5 out there.

What happened to him, anyway?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:01:24 PM »

aids, i hope

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:02:07 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on August 19, 2007, 10:00:34 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:00:03 PM
yeah, jonathan lipnicki, the best argument for reducing child abuse laws to age 5 out there.

What happened to him, anyway?

He is going through his ugly assed teenage years.

So, Prole, is Pom Poko better than Totoro?

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:03:24 PM »

Here he is circa June 2005:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:03:33 PM »

http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/

Aside from making some weird ass movie in Ukraine, sounds like he's doing the best he can at being a normal teenager.

.... Why the fuck did I look that up?!?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:03:41 PM »

no. you would hate pom poko beyond reason. it features preachy-ass envirofurries who would rather use their giant testes for yiffery than murder.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:04:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 19, 2007, 10:03:24 PM

Here he is circa June 2005:

(Image removed from quote.)

would you stick yer shymalan in his stuart little?

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:05:04 PM »

I can't believe you hate Totoro. You are so fuckin' queer. I don't even particularly like anime, but I've always loved Totoro.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:05:17 PM »

Hot or not, ladies?!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:06:03 PM »

i don't hate totoro at all! i just find it boring!

Oblivion · « **Reply #31 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:11:22 PM »

Seriously though, don't you think your daughter deserves a better selection of movies?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:12:08 PM »

what is better? these are the ones she picked. she just turned 3 for the love of bob

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:13:11 PM »

You should buy her "Milo and Otis" Drinky. The movie is like a comforting small blue blanket for me

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:13:38 PM »

she has milo and otis. she likes it well wnough, but it's not what she asks for the most.

Beezy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:14:27 PM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #36 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:15:09 PM »

Oh, she picked them? Well, I suppose that's all right then. Afterall, she doesn't know better. But still, it's your duty as her father to guide her!

Ichirou · « **Reply #37 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:16:18 PM »

How well can she speak at age 3? Ask her why she likes those movies.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:21:58 PM »

I voted for Finding Nemo.

I have nothing against Mickey's Christmas Carol, but it's freaking August!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:27:16 PM »

mickey's christmas carol is unimaginably horrible. it is like getting garroted with christmas lights while alvin and the chipmunks violently fellate you with their nutcrackers.

FatalT · « **Reply #40 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:48:48 PM »

NEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:50:39 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:27:16 PM

mickey's christmas carol is unimaginably horrible. it is like getting garroted with christmas lights while alvin and the chipmunks violently fellate you with their nutcrackers.

That actually sounds kinda hot.

bluemax · « **Reply #42 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:55:44 AM »

I haven't seen any of these!

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #43 on:** August 20, 2007, 01:21:35 PM »

I clicked this post and it said "read 163 times", but I mentally intepreted it as "seen 163 times".

I'm sure Prole has seen Cars at least that many times.

When my wife and I have our usual "man I'm glad we both hate kids" conversation, truly the notion of watching the same movies over and over and over again for years is like horror number five or six on the list.

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