Author Topic: The hate thread (Read 2139 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** August 19, 2007, 10:14:56 PM »

There are certain types of threads I hate:

1. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I did something so horrible, so unspeakable, I will not say what it is until at least page 3 of this thread, no matter how much you all ask. I will try to stretch out this thread as long as possible so that when the revelation comes, it's so fucking underwhelming that I will be rightfully scorned.

2. OH WOWZ I JUST SAW SOMETHING SO OBSCURE AND SO AWESOME, that when people come into the thread and act underwhelemed, I will just call them philistines and make fun of their ignorance. LOLZ.

3. HAY GUYS HERE IS PROOF OF MY ULTIMATE LOSERNESS (113 virtual console games, pictures of a thousand stormtrooper action figures, etc.). NOW BE IN AWE AND DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN.

4. Threads about hating certain types of threads. :tbslol

what do u hate?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:15:54 PM »

mickey's christmas carol sucks

Oblivion · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:17:08 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 19, 2007, 10:14:56 PM

2. OH WOWZ I JUST SAW SOMETHING SO OBSCURE AND SO AWESOME, that when people come into the thread and act underwhelemed, I will just call them philistines and make fun of their ignorance. LOLZ.

I don't make threads like that, but I message my friend on AIM like that, he always gets ultrapissed.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:19:21 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:15:54 PM

mickey's christmas carol sucks

Really? As far as holiday movies, it's always been one of my favorites. Number one being It's A Wonderful Life.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:20:56 PM »

What do I hate?

1. Bad parents.
2. THE NEW YORK YANKEES
3. The phrase "my bad."
4. People who don't use their turn signal.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:30:15 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 19, 2007, 10:19:21 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:15:54 PM
mickey's christmas carol sucks

Really? As far as holiday movies, it's always been one of my favorites. Number one being It's A Wonderful Life.

i honestly hate all holiday movies except maybe bad santa, so i'm really not a credible critic on such matters. seasonal schmaltz makes me want to choke a bitch.

bork · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:18:30 PM »

I hate that I waltzed into work at 10am today, and the vice principal does this overly-dramatic look at the clock with a smirk. FUCK YOU LADY. I have nothing to do here in this shithole other than bake in the hot as hell staff room with no goddamn air conditioning. This is total bullshit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:39:52 PM »

I hate the phrase "no homo". OMG stop it.

"I got your back, no homo"

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:40:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2007, 11:39:52 PM

I hate the phrase "no homo". OMG stop it.

"I got your back, no homo"

The "no homo" thing will die out, as most overused catch phrases do.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:41:01 PM »

I hate black people

Oh guess who started no homo?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2007, 01:01:57 AM »

I hate when I make threads while I'm drunk. $:-\$

Stocky · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:12:49 AM »

Cardinals fans
Drinky
The Beatles

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:24:04 AM »

Elitists and homojapafags

Stocky · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:25:43 AM »

FlameofCallandor

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:16:53 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 20, 2007, 01:01:57 AM

I hate when I make threads while I'm drunk. $:-\$

posting while drunk is good, I'd say 20% of my gaming forum posts have made while I was full of piss

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:18:12 AM »

I'm impressed evilbore, no mention of the wii!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:21:55 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on August 20, 2007, 03:16:53 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 20, 2007, 01:01:57 AM
I hate when I make threads while I'm drunk. $:-\$

posting while drunk is good, I'd say 20% of my gaming forum posts have made while I was full of piss

Not for me it isn't.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:29:07 AM »

Gundam threads started by grown men who regularly discuss with their students on topics such as "which of the 100000 Gundams had the most powerful shoulder cannon".

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2007, 04:51:55 AM »

Each and every one of you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2007, 04:54:04 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 20, 2007, 04:51:55 AM

Each and every one of you.

i would fuck your closest female peer in the ear and slap you in the taint

Beezy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:17:40 AM »

Japanese singers who sound like children. That shit isn't cute!

Old people. I work in a supermarket and they are by far the most annoying set of people that I've ever come across. Welfare recipients are next up. A few times I've had old people who were welfare recipients. OMG they always ruin my day. $:-\$

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:21:02 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 20, 2007, 05:17:40 AM

Japanese singers who sound like children. That shit isn't cute!

Old people. I work in a supermarket and they are by far the most annoying set of people that I've ever come across. Welfare recipients are next up. A few times I've had old people who were welfare recipients. OMG they always ruin my day. $:-\$

Japanese pornstars that look like children are worse!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:32:01 AM »

Quote from: Groo on August 20, 2007, 05:28:13 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:21:02 AM
Japanese pornstars that look like children are worse!

How so?

You've just gotten yourself on Cyanista's list.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:32:01 AM

Quote from: Groo on August 20, 2007, 05:28:13 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:21:02 AM
Japanese pornstars that look like children are worse!

How so?

You've just gotten yourself on Cyanista's list.

a list for what?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:34:07 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 20, 2007, 05:32:46 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:32:01 AM
Quote from: Groo on August 20, 2007, 05:28:13 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:21:02 AM
Japanese pornstars that look like children are worse!

How so?

You've just gotten yourself on Cyanista's list.

a list for what?

Pedos for her to take out.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2007, 07:12:18 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 20, 2007, 05:32:46 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:32:01 AM
Quote from: Groo on August 20, 2007, 05:28:13 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 05:21:02 AM
Japanese pornstars that look like children are worse!

How so?

You've just gotten yourself on Cyanista's list.

a list for what?

Folks she wants to hang out and smoke a bowl with.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2007, 07:12:59 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 03:29:07 AM

Gundam threads started by grown men who regularly discuss with their students on topics such as "which of the 100000 Gundams had the most powerful shoulder cannon".

I can honestly say I've never had a Gundam discussion of that nature with a student.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2007, 11:08:02 AM »

You should. Make sure you make a fist and yell at no one in particular about the gundam's beam cannon in 08th MS Team while a small flame burns in each of your eyes. Then when a student counters your claim about the beam cannon you can have a sweat drop appear as you realize that your student is right and you are wrong; at which point the only polite thing to do is to punch the ground and scream 'shit' in japanese.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** August 20, 2007, 11:50:18 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 20, 2007, 11:08:02 AM

You should. Make sure you make a fist and yell at no one in particular about the gundam's beam cannon in 08th MS Team while a small flame burns in each of your eyes. Then when a student counters your claim about the beam cannon you can have a sweat drop appear as you realize that your student is right and you are wrong; at which point the only polite thing to do is to punch the ground and scream 'shit' in japanese.

Kids these days don't know about 08th MS Team. It's all Seed and Destiny to these little posers.

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 20, 2007, 12:21:00 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on August 20, 2007, 11:50:18 AM

Kids these days don't know about 08th MS Team. It's all Seed and Destiny to these little posers.

Code Geass > Seed + Destiny

bud · « **Reply #30 on:** August 20, 2007, 12:26:25 PM »

girls don't like ichi unless he's drunk. :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** August 20, 2007, 12:40:32 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 20, 2007, 12:26:25 PM

girls don't like ichi unless he's drunk. :'(

Keep spreading that filthy propaganda and eventually someone might believe it. Now, shush.

bud · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2007, 01:04:41 PM »

dude, i was just joking around. no need to get upset.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2007, 01:22:52 PM »

GET SOME GAME FUEL AND

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** August 20, 2007, 01:24:48 PM »

Seed was ok, Destiny was bullshit

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** August 20, 2007, 09:28:43 PM »

I've seen neither. Mecha designs for the shows seem by and large godawful and that's pretty much what determines what mecha anime shows I watch, lawl.

Strike Noir design looks cool, though, but it's from some series that only aired on the Internet (?) called Gundam Seed Stargazer.

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Author Topic: The hate thread (Read 2139 times)