Author Topic: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro (Read 2681 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 19, 2007, 10:22:30 PM »

10. a mack truck is cooler than a catbus. catbuses are straight up japafaggery. mack trucks are

DUDE AWESOME
9. larry the cable guy is a better voice actor than any hiroshima shigawiggabutsu nip
8. the comedic talents of owen wilson

7. cars is free of pro-incest and pro-pedophile propaganda
6. cars was made in the USA, motherfuckers

5. NASCAR FUCK YEAH > MOMMY IN THE HOSPITAL
4. seriously, guys, doc hollywood's plot is a classic "fish out of water" (lol nemo) tale; what the fuck is a totoro
3. paul newman once killed an entire platoon of japs with just a box of k-rations and his chin
2. japs don't give bonnie hunt pity work, pixar does
1. WE WON WORLD WAR 2

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:23:57 PM »

This is FoC bad, Prole.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:24:21 PM »

Myazaki whatever movies are generally snore, I dunno if im supposed to connect to some childhood memory or something whatever.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:24:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 19, 2007, 10:23:57 PM

This is FoC bad, Prole.

yeah it is :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:25:03 PM »

Boooooourns.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:26:09 PM »

USA! USA! USA!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:27:10 PM »

Really, someone explain why these movies are good? Am I supposed to have seen them as a kid? Cause I didnt. Am I supposed to connect to a fun whimsical view of life? Cause I dunno what thats about either.

Where's the guns?

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:27:22 PM »

Judging by today's posts, I think Rengoku is getting to Prole's head and gettin' the bitch flat distinguished mentally-challenged.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:28:24 PM »

I think its the Game Fuel

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:28:28 PM »

i actually like miyazaki movies a lot, especially "castle in the sky" and princess mononoke. nausicaa didn't hold up as well as i'd hoped, though. spirited away

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:28:46 PM »

RENGOKU 2 IS A STAIRWAY TO H.E.A.V.E.N

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:29:38 PM »

Top reason why Pom poko > Totoro + cars, magical testicle gliders.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:29:48 PM »

Princess Mononoke is good, but I cant watch it often. Castle in the Sky is neat in that 'oh look old adventure' anime kinda way. I dunno why none of the movies REALLY catch with me, I mean to the point of defending them on the internet or having a desk calendar based on one of them.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:30:20 PM »

Whispers of the Heart > Totoro
non-Miyazaki Ghibli > Miyazaki Ghibli

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:30:51 PM »

Slayers > Miyazaki Stuff.

You cant win against me! I will ignore your responses!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:31:43 PM »

whispers of the heart is too feel good for me. the cat returns is better because it has the vocal "talents" of cary elwes in the english sub.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:32:06 PM »

Hugh Jackman just quoted Henry IV part 1 in Prestige. This means I can directly compare The Prestige to My Own Private Idaho, and Orson Welles' Chimes at Midnight. . .

Chimes at Midnight (greatest Shakespeare movie ever) > My Own Private Idaho > The Prestige

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:32:39 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:28:28 PM

i actually like miyazaki movies a lot, especially "castle in the sky" and princess mononoke. nausicaa didn't hold up as well as i'd hoped, though. spirited away

Princess Mononoke was good, though it had quite a few confusing moments.

But Spirited Away?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:32:51 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:33:13 PM »

i loved spirited away's visuals. no-face

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:33:49 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 19, 2007, 10:29:25 PM

Totoro doesn't double dong both ears with bad pop culture references like most kids movies (most of Pixar's stuff excluded). It is just a small imaginative movie about being a kid.

Yep. No more, no less. And I absolutely love it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:33:56 PM »

I prefer "no-pants" from Guu

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:34:11 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:28:28 PM

i actually like miyazaki movies a lot, especially "castle in the sky" and princess mononoke. nausicaa didn't hold up as well as i'd hoped, though. spirited away

Nausicaa > mononoke, which I just watched yesterday. (both are wonderful though).

I think I will go download spirited away as I've never seen it, and I need to give xmen a break as this just happened.

[wolverine] we stopped Omaga Red once, but we got lucky
[Colossus', in his ignorant, Russian voice, while placing his hand on wolverines shoulder] Then let us get lucky again.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:35:03 PM »

gross

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:35:42 PM »

At least Doc Hollywood had some bare titties. Cars just has shitty CGI vehicles.

Oblivion · « **Reply #25 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:36:18 PM »

I haven't seen the other movies, besides the ones I've named. Is Howl's better than Castle in the Sky?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:37:05 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 19, 2007, 10:30:20 PM

Whispers of the Heart > Totoro
non-Miyazaki Ghibli > Miyazaki Ghibli

I always get whispers mixed up with memories of yesterday or what ever it is called, is whispers the one with the girl that want to be a writer and writes of cats flying on planitiods?

or is it the one with the 30 year old chick reflecting on her life?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:37:22 PM »

whose bare titties? LINK PLZ (in spoiler tags, of course)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:37:46 PM »

howl's is fucking awful and incoherent and awful and awful

Oblivion · « **Reply #29 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:38:42 PM »

Castle in the Sky it is, then!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:39:16 PM »

cars has a joke about bullseye tats
unusually pop culturally crass for pixar

whispers of the heart is about the girl who wants to LOCALIZE Country Roads into Japanese

nothing is funnier than Concrete Roads

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:37:22 PM

whose bare titties? LINK PLZ (in spoiler tags, of course)

Julie Warner.

NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.freenudecelebs.dk/nude-celebs-pictures/j/julie-warner-nude/julie-warner-nude-5.jpg

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Also, did you guys notice they "fixed" Howl's story inconsistencies in the dub? They added a bunch of lines explaining the reason for the war and other plot holes, lol.

Oblivion · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:28:55 AM »

Just saw Castle in the Sky. Fucking awesome.

Aside from Spirited Away, you got pretty good taste in Miyazaki films, Drinky.

Stocky · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:31:19 AM »

Whose childhood was ruined when Captain America died? Rough numbers here.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:38:07 AM »

just watched spirited away, it wasn't bad by any means. 8/10.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #35 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:14:58 AM »

Prole, why did you mock my Cars recommendation for 360, jerk?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** August 20, 2007, 04:48:41 AM »

Ok howal's was ass though.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #37 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:53:36 AM »

Owen Wilson lolz

Yeti · « **Reply #38 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:27:20 PM »

I fell asleep during Totoro. Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away were great though.

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Author Topic: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro (Read 2681 times)