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Himu

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Florida is okay
« on: August 20, 2007, 11:14:23 AM »
I just got out of my first class.

I have no internet in my apartment now. The girls are okay looking where I'm at. This white girl wants to walk with me to our class later this afternoon. She seems pretty nice. There's this one chick who I thought was a guy and I called her a he. She is always fucking mean to me now. She always smiles at everything no matter the situation. It can be pretty annoying and quite frankly, freaky.

My roommate won't leave me alone. He didn't bring a tv, so he just chills in my room watching me play Persona 3 and he's the type that will follow you everywhere. I'm pretty sure if I said I was going to the restroom he'd follow me in there. Jesus Christ.

I like the area. It's pretty; it's hot, but I'm from Houston, I'm used to heat. What the fuck am I doing? I don't have class until 4 pm. I'm going to go play Persona 3.
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Fragamemnon

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 11:25:18 AM »
Which school? The only campus that I haven't been around extensively in Florida is FIU and UM.

The heat isn't so bad if you're from Houston. It eats non-Southerners for breakfast, though.
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bud

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 11:31:32 AM »
himu, what do you study?
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Ichirou

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 11:49:04 AM »
Pork some hot cuban girls and then post their pics here.
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tiesto

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 11:58:33 AM »
How come you decided to go to school in Florida, instead of just around Texas? Change of scenery? Have fun in Orlando (right?), it's a cool city, and make sure to at least make one trip down to Miami.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 12:31:42 PM »
Himu, your going to get so much white girl poon. Why? Down in Florida there are many many fathers that dislike the black which bred rebellious daughters that will phuck a black quicker than lightning.

ENJOY

And your from out of state? Right? Thats akin to a white dood going to japan.
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 12:35:00 PM »
also, black people generally have big cocks and, judging from the bang bros eps, chicks from florida love that.

8======D-----...
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 12:37:54 PM »
Now your going to have Himu buy some unassuming Van and roam around Miami. 1 step closer to rape Himu, ONE STEP CLOSE  :-\

No its not like da porns, its NEVER like it is in the porns!
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 12:41:18 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2007, 12:44:20 PM »
when did bluetsunami get such a speech impediment
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 12:50:25 PM »
when did bluetsunami get such a speech impediment

:(
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demi

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 01:29:04 PM »
Don't spend College loafing in your room, there is a lot to do in Orlando and Florida, make the most of it
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2007, 01:33:43 PM »
Before you even contact these females you should find suitable places to dump the bodies. I find that wooded areas off of interstates are the best locations.


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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2007, 05:12:49 PM »
man there are everglades and swamps and shit all over the place, no need to plan ahead body dumps.
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Himu

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2007, 06:10:01 PM »
Don't spend College loafing in your room, there is a lot to do in Orlando and Florida, make the most of it

Demi, you're such a sweet heart
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2007, 06:19:20 PM »
I imagine demi being the narrator for "The Wonder Years"

man there are everglades and swamps and shit all over the place, no need to plan ahead body dumps.

Pretty much

Last time I was in Florida, my cousin took me way out into the swamps of Melbourne, FL to shoot off a gun. When we got really far out we ran into some hillbilies with dirtied up trucks. Shit was creepy.
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2007, 06:33:23 PM »
Don't spend College loafing in your room, there is a lot to do in Orlando and Florida, make the most of it

This, from the guy with 40,000 achievenment pts?   ???

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2007, 06:46:49 PM »
I imagine demi being the narrator for "The Wonder Years"

man there are everglades and swamps and shit all over the place, no need to plan ahead body dumps.

Pretty much

Last time I was in Florida, my cousin took me way out into the swamps of Melbourne, FL to shoot off a gun. When we got really far out we ran into some hillbilies with dirtied up trucks. Shit was creepy.

Melbourne (aka Melboring) sucks, my aunt and uncle gave up an extremely cheap rent controlled apartment in a nice area of Flushing (20 min drive from midtown, 40 min subway ride to Manhattan) for a house down there in a deed restricted hell with voyeuristic neighbors and absolutely nothing to do. My family goes down every Christmas vacation to visit, and it's soooo boring, aside from the days when we drive into Orlando to go to the parks/malls...
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2007, 06:52:31 PM »
I imagine demi being the narrator for "The Wonder Years"

man there are everglades and swamps and shit all over the place, no need to plan ahead body dumps.

Pretty much

Last time I was in Florida, my cousin took me way out into the swamps of Melbourne, FL to shoot off a gun. When we got really far out we ran into some hillbilies with dirtied up trucks. Shit was creepy.

Melbourne (aka Melboring) sucks, my aunt and uncle gave up an extremely cheap rent controlled apartment in a nice area of Flushing (20 min drive from midtown, 40 min subway ride to Manhattan) for a house down there in a deed restricted hell with voyeuristic neighbors and absolutely nothing to do. My family goes down every Christmas vacation to visit, and it's soooo boring, aside from the days when we drive into Orlando to go to the parks/malls...

If it wasn't for 90% of my mothers side of the family being concentrated in Melbourne, FL..it definitely would suck. Thats about 3 Aunts and Uncles and infinite amount of cousins. I think that side of the family must make up like 50% of Melbournes population!
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2007, 07:13:48 PM »
also, black people generally have big cocks and, judging from the bang bros eps, chicks from florida love that.

8======D-----...

funny, when he mentioned Florida, that was the first thing that came to mind... oh, and the movie, "Bully"
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demi

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2007, 07:15:30 PM »
Don't spend College loafing in your room, there is a lot to do in Orlando and Florida, make the most of it

This, from the guy with 40,000 achievenment pts?   ???

I'm not in college :)
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abrader

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2007, 12:13:13 AM »
Himmy, Im in Orlando FL - wanna hang out and play some Time Crisis 4?

Also if you party downtown we should get together on that - I have the ultimate downtown party loft right at Orange and Church.


abrader

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2007, 12:16:45 AM »
I imagine demi being the narrator for "The Wonder Years"

man there are everglades and swamps and shit all over the place, no need to plan ahead body dumps.

Pretty much

Last time I was in Florida, my cousin took me way out into the swamps of Melbourne, FL to shoot off a gun. When we got really far out we ran into some hillbilies with dirtied up trucks. Shit was creepy.

Melbourne (aka Melboring) sucks, my aunt and uncle gave up an extremely cheap rent controlled apartment in a nice area of Flushing (20 min drive from midtown, 40 min subway ride to Manhattan) for a house down there in a deed restricted hell with voyeuristic neighbors and absolutely nothing to do. My family goes down every Christmas vacation to visit, and it's soooo boring, aside from the days when we drive into Orlando to go to the parks/malls...

My Ex-wife is from there.

IT IS a graveyard.

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2007, 12:25:43 AM »
Central Florida is boring. Don't listen to any of those fuckweeds who just "visited". Demi is in a new place every week sucking new dog dick, so his idea of a fun time is sick.

If you want to find fun in Florida, it's all Gainesville.

Smooth Groove

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2007, 12:28:23 AM »
Don't spend College loafing in your room, there is a lot to do in Orlando and Florida, make the most of it

This, from the guy with 40,000 achievenment pts?   ???

I'm not in college :)

That's kinda obvious from your posts, no?   ::) 

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2007, 12:28:50 AM »
Central Florida is boring. Don't listen to any of those fuckweeds who just "visited". Demi is in a new place every week sucking new dog dick, so his idea of a fun time is sick.

If you want to find fun in Florida, it's all Gainesville.

Fukk G'ville.

I have a BA from UofF, and an MBA from Embry Riddle...

Miami is where its at in Florida.

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2007, 12:35:13 AM »
Miami is a boring tourist attraction. A few days of fun, and then you're bored out of your mind while looking for something new to do. You can literally hit up all the night life in Miami is 2 or 3 nights. It's longevity is worse than Disney World. The only thing decent about Miami is some of the women, and better can be found in Daytona.

Gainesville, during the school year, is the best place to go in Florida for easy fun and free booze. Daytona would be another place in Florida that you should definitely hit up. Better beaches than Miami, better crowd, and more tits.

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2007, 12:56:40 AM »
Don't spend College loafing in your room, there is a lot to do in Orlando and Florida, make the most of it

This, from the guy with 40,000 achievenment pts?   ???

I'm not in college :)

That's kinda obvious from your posts, no?   ::) 

I dunno, you're the one in college, you tell me :)
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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2007, 12:59:35 AM »
Go to bed, taco.

demi

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2007, 01:08:57 AM »
DONT GET ANGRY
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Florida is okay
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2007, 01:25:18 AM »

I dunno, you're the one in college, you tell me :)

You don't need College, bud.  'cause Demi's Always right!