Author Topic: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)  (Read 1178 times)

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BlueTsunami

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What the fuck Bruce Willis? What.the.fuck?  :'(
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Re: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 06:33:26 PM »
But Bruce is in it,it's gotta be good.
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Re: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 09:49:08 PM »
Bruce Willis has made many, many missteps throughout his career.  Compared to stuff like Striking Distance and Perfect Stranger, this is a masterpiece.
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Re: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 10:25:51 PM »
Doesn't Mr. Willis show off his dong in that one?  :-\
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Re: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 10:37:04 PM »
Color of Night - now that was a fantastic movie. Jane March is  :drool

She showed more in another movie where she fucked a china man.

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Re: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 12:52:45 AM »
She showed more in another movie where she fucked a china man.
That was Tony Freaking Leung, AKA, "Big Tony", AKA, "The Frigging Man".
Doesn't Mr. Willis show off his dong in that one?  :-\
Yeah, but you don't get a good look at it.  He's cut though.
Color of Night is also great for the awesome performances given by Scott Bakula, Lance Henrikson, and that comic relief dude from The Mummy and Van Helsing (Kevin J O'Connor, AKA, the emancipated Jeffrey Combs).  Its full of gore and sex and B-list actors (and Bruce Willis), what more do you need.

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Re: Mercury Rising is fucken horrible (aka Screeching autistic kid)
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 06:00:26 AM »
mercury rising is a movie about an autisitc guy cracking a TOP SECRET CSA CODE which happens to be hidden in.............A BOX OF CEREAL. when that kid started to scream i wanted to beat him up.

color of night was...unexpected. i saw this once late at night and i was like ''meh, sounds aight'' but it turned out to a soft-porn flick with bruce doing her in the pool. :hyper
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