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bagofeyes

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So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« on: August 21, 2007, 03:06:57 AM »
So I think, 'Yeah!!!!!!!'
But, I know she lives with her parents. I think maybe they're away on holidays or something. I say, 'So, ummm are your parents gonna be there?'
And she says, 'Yeah, my Mum says you can come over'
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demi

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2007, 03:08:42 AM »
Ever done it with two girls at once?
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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 03:10:58 AM »
No, not enough white pee.  My game needs some game fuel. 

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2007, 03:18:01 AM »
They both totally want to do you.
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Smooth Groove

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 03:24:19 AM »
Is the girl Japanese?  'cause Japanese loves kinky.

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 03:26:22 AM »
Don't spell mom with a "u"; don't support the British, remember! 

as for the subject at hand, go for it; a play date could be fun. 

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 03:44:47 AM »
Oh and she just messaged me and said that shes actually only 17.

I never touched her I swears!

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 03:48:55 AM »
wait, really?  this could be hot.  is she a student of yours? 

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 03:53:01 AM »
Nah, I met her on mixi.


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Madrun Badrun

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 04:07:00 AM »
dude, but her mom said it was OK... 8)

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2007, 04:15:27 AM »
Hey Mum probably wants me to come over for a family dinner. Ugh, families.  :-\

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2007, 04:20:52 AM »
well aren't you picky. 

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2007, 05:10:50 AM »
I'll pick your brains. With a knife!















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Madrun Badrun

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2007, 05:13:56 AM »
If were doing a brain swap, I call maleks. 

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2007, 05:14:52 AM »
You want the brain with no job prospects and no future?

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2007, 05:18:43 AM »
I'd take the depression too, all for that tasty knowledge. 

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2007, 05:21:47 AM »
Get yourself a mupepe - eat some asses

brawndolicious

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2007, 05:26:26 AM »
17 is legal in japan, but you probably shouldn't do it if she's a student.

bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2007, 05:36:04 AM »
13 is supposedly legal in Japan, but the different prefectures then set their own ages. I don't know what the age is in Osaka.

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2007, 05:43:28 AM »
I think 17 is the highest.  13 is disgusting, what lolita-loving area is that?

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2007, 06:03:24 AM »
you fucked her while she was trying to do her homework, didn't you.  :-\
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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2007, 06:44:32 AM »
Don't spell mom with a "u"; don't support the British, remember! 

as for the subject at hand, go for it; a play date could be fun. 

um, Mum is used in Australia and New Zealand too (I think bagofeyes is from Australia)
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bagofeyes

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2007, 06:55:20 AM »
I am! And you are a part of the commonwealth too, Father_Mike!

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2007, 08:59:35 AM »
Nah, I met her on mixi.


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mixi? You found this girl on the internet or something?
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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2007, 10:28:11 AM »
Nah, I met her on mixi.


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mixi? You found this girl on the internet or something?

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2007, 04:22:54 PM »
Don't spell mom with a "u"; don't support the British, remember! 

as for the subject at hand, go for it; a play date could be fun. 

um, Mum is used in Australia and New Zealand too (I think bagofeyes is from Australia)

I know, I was trying to play into a joke where he said not to buy hot fuzz because it would support the British.  I also really hate "mum".

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Re: So this girl invites me to her house on Saturday night
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2007, 04:25:36 PM »
Dude, just go.  What if you two fall in love?  How old are you?