Of course, my primary email account gets messy, and I hadn't given it a good weeding since early 2005. I figured I should stop putting it off and get to it. I got through about half of it last night, and I came across this awesome email that I sent to a friend earlier this year, on what must have been an especially interesting Monday morning (I don't remember writing this or sending it out):
Hey Amy,
I just woke up and had this like, prophetic dream, so bear with me.
Last night I had a sex dream involving Bridget [note: this is the recipient's sister], and then she threw me
in the back of her car, and I escaped only after hitting her in the
neck with a tire iron and busting open a window. My question is: In
the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789.
So tell me, does her real life phone number not have any 4s in it?
Because that would be totally freaky.
Thanks,
Keith
Personally, I think I'm pretty awesome.
