If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...

[Mupepe]

you're in denial 

LOLOLOLOL

[Mandark]

Change that to "and you think he doesn't want to have sex with her," I'll sign off.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

but I'm in your girlfriend

[etiolate]

Haven't you learned anything from these videogame forums?  The straight male friend isn't getting sex and has no chance, even though he THINKS he's going to just as soon as she makes up her mind and moves on past you.

[abrader]

Iv often wondered if you can smell my jizzle in her hair.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Iv often wondered if you can smell my jizzle in her hair.

Or see it in her eyes.

[hyp]

do a quick test.  smell the puss.

[ToxicAdam]

Sometimes the "best friend" guy is someone who can't close the deal, so he talks her ear off/listens to her bullshit in attempts to work up the nerve to make his move.

I've been on both sides of that fence. As long as you keep being emotionally and verbally abusive to your g/f, she will hang around.

[Mupepe]

Sometimes the "best friend" guy is someone who can't close the deal, so he talks her ear off/listens to her bullshit in attempts to work up the nerve to make his move.

I've been on both sides of that fence. As long as you keep being emotionally and verbally abusive to your g/f, she will hang around.

I've been on both sides of that fence as well, except I closed the deal when I was the best friend. 

But I really do believe this shit.  Let me rephrase it, if you think she wouldn't fuck him, you're in denial.

[DJ_Tet]

Tell us more stories of bending over people's gfs and just detroying them from behind against the couch while the bf anxiously calls her cell, please Mupepe?  It's kinda my thing 

[Mupepe]

i think you have the same complex I do

[Himu]

i have been hanging out with a white girl the past few days. we've been buddying it up since we met at the school because she's in two of my classes. she's my gal pal <3 anyways, in world religion today i said that i wouldn't consider myself christian because i honestly feel that most of the christians i have met are total fakes, but i do believe in a god. now she won't speak to me because she's a pretty big christian or something.   

[FlameOfCallandor]

Friend Zone total. Be sure to drop by after she has sex for the first time.

[Himu]

uh what

[FlameOfCallandor]

uh what

So she can tell you all about her first time.

[Mupepe]

Ok, that actually made me laugh, FoC.

That's wrong though.  Hit it for me, please Himuro.

[CajoleJuice]

Sometimes the "best friend" guy is someone who can't close the deal, so he talks her ear off/listens to her bullshit in attempts to work up the nerve to make his move.

I've been on both sides of that fence. As long as you keep being emotionally and verbally abusive to your g/f, she will hang around.

[Bloodwake]

Believe me, I've been the straight best friend so many times it makes me sick.

We don't get the pussy. I promise you.

[demi]

Vagina is disgusting, anyway.